We just want to apologize to Mike's mom, Josh's mom, and your mom for this episode. The 20th anniversary of found-footage trailblazer The Blair Witch Project is next month! To celebrate, the Loose Cannons team up with filmmaker Asher Coffield to create a Blair Witch TV series, with some extra help from Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, and the rest of the American Horror Story weirdos. John Travolta and his natural head of hair also stop by for some reason.

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