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The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.


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‘I Think this Fella is in the Clash’ Abbey and Peter’s WILDEST Night Out Revealed
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‘I Think this Fella is in the Clash’ Abbey and Peter’s WILDEST Night Out Revealed
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are lifting the lid on some of the wildest antics they have gotten up to over the years which has resulted in some hilarious nights out and not so hilarious hangovers!Listen today to find out how Abbey was once almost cast as a MILF in a very raunchy music video, and Pete and Abbey nearly get into their own rap battle after one of Abbey’s old cameos comes to light….With Glastonbury on the tip of everybody’s tongue, we give the verdict on whether or not you will see your favourite pair at the pyramid stage next year and some surprising shapes you might see Peter pulling out the bagAbbey reflects on her recent Agent Provocateur campaign and how she felt a responsibility to all women out there to show age is just a number!And hang around until the end where the gang discuss their everyday superpowers (SPOILER: It is not Abbey’s ability to cause an argument out of nothing)Enjoy!00:00 Introduction03:06 The "Big Coat"07:05 Cameos10:10 It’s All Gravy, Baby14:03 The Wedding Planners18:09 Glastonbury 23:01 Agent Provocateur26:41 Catwoman32:42 The Golden Years37:18 Drop Us A PinTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Flirty at 30! Abbey and Peter on Fashion Faux Pas, 3 Day Hangovers and Glorious Glow-ups
2d ago
Flirty at 30! Abbey and Peter on Fashion Faux Pas, 3 Day Hangovers and Glorious Glow-ups
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the back of John’s 30th birthday bonanza and are giving the nation advice on how to keep themselves flirty at 30! Is 30 really the new 20? Abbey and Peter put to bed some myths about what happens when you turn the big 3 0, and why you shouldn’t put any pressure on yourself if you haven’t hit some of the milestones you thought you would have by the end of your 20s. Peter also takes a trip down memory lane, when we receive a message from an old school flame of his who has fond memories of playing kiss chase with the big man around the school playground and whose son is looking to follow in Pete’s sizeable footsteps. Changing lifestyles, friends, fashion and hangovers all come under the microscope on today’s episode so fear not if you have the dreaded big day lurking around the corner, we have got you covered!And stay tuned for the Agony Abs where we help a listener out whose partner is peeved at their pregnancy predicament!If you want to submit an Agony Ab to Abbey and Peter, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Intro03:19 Sacred Snacks08:51 Girls Night12:10 Pitcher-Perfect17:03 Old Flames19:41 Flirty at 30!24:28 Milestones27:37 Family Matters31:09 Home-based34:43 All About the Confidence!40:41 Agony AbsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘I Want to Put This to Our Listeners!’ Abbey’s 3 Questions She Wants YOUR Thoughts on!
1w ago
‘I Want to Put This to Our Listeners!’ Abbey’s 3 Questions She Wants YOUR Thoughts on!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are answering your questions in their usual chaotic style. Abbey gets real about one of her most embarrassing moments, while Pete shares some eye-opening stories from his footballing glory days, including the best atmosphere he’s ever played in!We also hear about what to do if you ever find yourself in a sober silent disco, and what our podcast power duo think of them…We also hear abbey reiterate her life mantra, “If it’s not a Hell Yeah, it’s a No!” and they discuss Pete’s favourite quote that has kept him going after some big nights out!And stay tuned until the end, where in a change of style Abbey has her very own version of Ask YOU Anything!!Enjoy this week’s episode of, The Therapy Crouch!00:00 Intro04:00 Score!08:45 Gladiators, Ready?10:00 Under Pressure14:33 Quote of the Day22:10 One Night in Istanbul25:09 Pete and Ross: Fashionistas28:11 Great Gifts30:16 Ask YOU Anything!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Abbey ‘HATES’ Who?! Abbey Forced to Defend Herself and Her Feelings Towards……..
12-11-2024
Abbey ‘HATES’ Who?! Abbey Forced to Defend Herself and Her Feelings Towards……..
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are off the ranch but still very much reminiscing about some of the lovely surprises the big man has pulled out of the bag recently which has created some great vibes on the couch. The gang reflect on their recent away day which saw the person living their best life as real life cattle ranchers - with Pete being crowned the ultimate Cowboy, and Abbey talks how much she has been enjoying the recent return of Yellowstone!We also hear about the couple’s recent trip to Italy and the more than magical experiences that they enjoyed - including Abbey discovering she has a hidden talent as a talker of equine…We also hear from an aggrieved listener who has a bone to pick with Abbey after believing she hates people within his profession, prompting a fierce response from the woman herself. And stay tuned for the Agony Abs, where we hear from a listener whose hubby’s reaction to her recent birthday celebrations has left her feeling a bit down and out, as well as from a farmer who is fed up with waiting on his wife - don’t have a cow man!If you want to submit your Agony Ab to the podcast, click the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction 04:30 Yellowstone reflections07:05 Wild Boars!11:00 Airplane Ears14:55 You’re Drunk.21:19 It’s a Kind of Magic28:28 Lyin Ab31:28 Equestrian Experiences42:44 Agony AbsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘I’m Buying a Private Island AND a Private Jet’ Crouchy Goes Wild on a Spending Spree
07-11-2024
‘I’m Buying a Private Island AND a Private Jet’ Crouchy Goes Wild on a Spending Spree
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are adjusting to life post Yellowstone and have managed to pry themselves away from their arse-less chaps and are back on Crouch Couch. Abbey and Peter are back on track answering all the questions that you have been desperate for the pair to answer since their ranchy weekend away. We discover just how Pete would behave in a Brewster’s Millions style scenario where he can only spend his new fortune on things beginning with P. Abbey also gives advice to the girls out there struggling to find thigh high fitted boots when you have slender shanks. We also discover Abbey and Peter’s top 5 celebs to get down the boozer in a dream scenario (cue Christopher Biggins, Elton John and another Big Willie)And stay tuned, as Abbey and Pete reveal why deep down, they are both a rather horny pair (spoiler alert: it’s not what you are thinking) Enjoy this edition of, The Therapy Crouch #AMA!If you want to submit a question to the podcast, hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 Introduction02:04 Laughter is the Best Medicine04:11 Brewster’s Millions10:11 Go Outdoors15:14 Cute Calves19:13 Very Superstitious, Crouchy On The Pitch23:37 Scully24:52 Terrible Toothbrushes27:12 I’m Horny, Horny Horny HornyTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
THE COWBOY CHALLENGE: Lassoing, Herding Cattle & Riding Horses|Yellowstone SPECIAL
05-11-2024
THE COWBOY CHALLENGE: Lassoing, Herding Cattle & Riding Horses|Yellowstone SPECIAL
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are off the boogie bus and back in the saddle as they prepare for their ultimate cowboy showdown. Ahead of the hotly anticipated, epic return of Yellowstone on November 11th, The Therapy Crouch, in collaboration with Paramount+ UK and Ireland have got Abbey and Pete living their best ranch life and channeling their inner Beth and Rip!Peter, who has pulled out all the stops for Abbey’s big surprise, continues to go all out in helping Abbey fulfil her Yellowstone fantasy. In this fun filled episode, you can expect plenty of horsing around, action packed challenges and some OUTRAGEOUS arse-less chaps. It isn’t quite business as usual this week there are still lots of laughs, plenty of drama, and even some romance in the air! A special thanks to Paramount+ UK and Ireland who helped make this whole experience possible, and if you want to be prepared for the epic return of Yellowstone this November 11th, don’t forget to sign up so you don’t miss a moment. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!00:00 Intro04:00 Ranch Life10:00 Tacking Up!16:48 Pete Lassoo 20:46 Back in the Bunkhouse23:59 The Return of Yellowstone!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Call Me……THE CLANCE!! Abbey Launches Her New Nickname on The Therapy Crouch #AMA!
31-10-2024
The Call Me……THE CLANCE!! Abbey Launches Her New Nickname on The Therapy Crouch #AMA!
The Call Me……THE CLANCE!! Abbey Launches Her New Nickname on The Therapy Crouch #AMA!On today’s VERY SPECIAL edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take you one step closer to revealing all about just what went down on their big surprise trip away. Although they still can’t reveal all, we hope this gives you a great indication of the absolute shenanigans to come!!Ever the professionals, Abbey and Peter do not want to leave any of you hanging and have taken time out their jam packed surprise trip to answer your questions!We hear Abbey’s attempts at giving herself a nickname, Peter trying to make himself less little tear and more big Rip and how the pair like to paint the town red when they visit Abbey’s hometown of Liverpool!Don’t forget to tune in next Tuesday where we will be revealing all the antics your favourite pair got up to on their weekend away….Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch #AMA!00:00 Introduction02:10 Trippin04:27 The CLANCE!09:09 Beth or Rip?12:52 Perfect Prom16:03 Livin it up in Liverpool22:50 Keep it Cool27:12 Party TricksTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Let’s Get This Show on the Road! Abbey and Peter Take Therapy Crouch on Tour?!
24-10-2024
Let’s Get This Show on the Road! Abbey and Peter Take Therapy Crouch on Tour?!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it is very much NOT business as usual, as Abbey and Peter take the podcast on the road and are coming at you live(ish) and direct from the boogie bus!!We are sure you have a lot of questions about this unusual set up, but fear not, all will be revealed in due time! Even as they travel the length and breadth of the country in their very own boogie bus, Abbey and Peter are still on hand to answer any and all of our listener questions!Abbey gives her final verdict on the 2006 WAG era that propelled her into the spotlight alongside the likes of Victoria Beckham, Colleen Rooney and Cheryl!Abbey and Peter also have a chance to relive their youth, as a listener quizzes them on their favourite movies from the 80s era and hang around till the end where Pete gives his verdict on having to watch Abbey kiss on camera!Enjoy this very special edition of The Therapy Crouch!Want your question read on the pod? Hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 Intro03:40 Peter’s Perfornances05:34 All About the 80s09:31 Pregnancy Problems12:55 Gift Giving16:01 Relationship Tip and Tricks18:33 Paranormal Experiences23:07 Hair Care25:25 Kiss CamTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Roman Kemp Discusses Awkward Interviews, Brit Award Blunders and Call of Duty Contests!
22-10-2024
Roman Kemp Discusses Awkward Interviews, Brit Award Blunders and Call of Duty Contests!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than Mr Roman Kemp himself! After recently leaving Capital FM breakfast show, Roman has been revelling in his new found freedom of no longer having to start work at 4am! Roman lifts the lid on life after Radio, his experiences growing up in the Kemp household where global megastars like George Michael could often be found having a cuppa in the kitchen, and how he spends his Saturday afternoon’s (making Peter very jealous) And fear not, it is business as usual in the Agony Ab department, where your favourite celebrity duo are coming to the rescue for our dear listeners! We hear from someone who has found themselves in a long distance frienship with their former best pal and we also hear from a woman who feels her hubby might love football more than her!!If you would like your Agony Ab read out on The Therapy Crouch, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Intro02:08 Home Health Improvements06:29 Weekly Whine Club14:44 Roman Kemp!18:00 TV vs Radio27:09 Brit Award Blunders34:18 Awkward Interviews40:47 Call of Duty 46:18 Very Superstitious01:04:13 Agony AbsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘I’ve Never Let Myself Go Wild’ Why You Will NEVER See Peter at a Theme Park
17-10-2024
‘I’ve Never Let Myself Go Wild’ Why You Will NEVER See Peter at a Theme Park
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back at it answering all the burning questions you guys need to know the answers too! Abbey and Peter give their verdict on the dreaded midlife crisis, and why having one may just be the kick start your relationship needs!Abbey embraces her inner trapeze artist when discussing what circus trick she would most like to be able to perform, and we finally get the verdict on the GOAT hoover she has ever had the pleasure of whipping around the house. And stay tuned for one of the more controversial questions we have had on the podcast so far, where Abbey and Pete give their verdict on the best british soapIf you want your question read out on the Therapy Crouch, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/editEnjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch #AMA 00:00 Intro05:00 Halloween Plans09:28 The Greatest Showman12:13 Keeping it Balanced19:07 Pregnancy Products23:14 Eastenders or Corrie?26:46 Paranormal Experiences33:33 Not-So-Fun Fair36:55 Bread?!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘This Cannot Be True!!’ Abbey ASTOUNDED by Cuffing Season Revelations
08-10-2024
‘This Cannot Be True!!’ Abbey ASTOUNDED by Cuffing Season Revelations
October is officially upon us, and The Therapy Crouch is having its very own Oktoberfest to celebrate all things Autumn. Today we give you your guide to smashing this October, from our favourite foods to updating your wardrobe, no stone is left unturned on how to keep a smile on your face during these long, dark nights. Abbey is also shocked, and a little bit dismayed, by Peter’s ‘cuffing’ season revelation - if you are unsure what this is you DO NOT want to miss this episode. The gang also gives advice on how to deal with noisy neighbours as well as nosey friends who love to listen to your gossip but never give much back!And hang around until the end where the nations favourite Agony Aunt is back in business and comes to the rescue of an unfortunate listener whose work has decided to plan an away day over the weekend, and we hear from a listener whose best friend is taking her role as the groups drama queen a little too seriously. All this and more only on, The Therapy Crouch!If you want to have your Agony Ab read out on the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Intro03:02 Time to ‘Reconnect’09:14 Weekly Whine Club18:28 Oktoberfest20:57 Comfort Food23:12 Cuffing Season29:39 Cold Weather Activities38:18 Agony AbsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Abbey and Peter to the Rescue on our RAUNCHIEST Agony Ab So Far
01-10-2024
Abbey and Peter to the Rescue on our RAUNCHIEST Agony Ab So Far
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back giving the lowdown on what has been another very eventful week in the Crouch household. Still nursing hangovers from the big engagement party, Abbey and Peter spill the beans on their recent, raucous night out that culminated in Abbey finally giving the people what they want in a publicised rendition of, yes you guessed it, SHALLOW!!In the weekly whine club, we hear from a listener whose colleagues chewing habits has put them in a real sticky situation and we hear from a listener whose gaming habits is driving their girlfriend to distractionHang around for the Agony Ab section, where we help a listener whose girlfriend has them pegged for someone far more adventurous than they really are, and Abbey is on hand to help when it comes to making your hubby your very own DIY projectEnjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!To submit your Agony Ab, hit the link below! 00:00 Introduction07:20 Weekly Whine10:25 Sticky Situations18:43 Abbey Clancy, Tennis Prodigy25:23 Down With the Kids30:00 Paris, Baby38:42 Agony AbsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.