We just woke up buck naked from a lengthy coma and, man... the world is different. In this episode, the Sequelitis crew crafts a follow-up to Danny Boyle's 2002 in-no-way-relevant-to-today zombie flick "28 Days Later." And if you think we can't create a post-apocalyptic thriller featuring Dora the Explorer characters, you obviously haven't listened to this show.Stick around till the end of the episode to hear John Gleason pitch a wonderful "28 Days Later" Broadway play. It's delightful.#CatchSequelitis

This week, we're talking about a film that's mostly about social distancing. That's right— we created a sequel to 2015's slow-burn horror hit, The Witch! Ahem... excuse me, I mean "The VVitch". And this wouldn't be a true New England Folktale without the man of 1000 New England accents himself, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, who (in a shocking Plot Device development) voices all of our characters. So hey, it's a weird one. Live deliciously and tune in!#CatchSequelitis

In this classy episode of Sequelitis, we create a porn parody of 1997's weirdo Euro-sci-fi space opera, The Fifth Element. We're not proud of it. But it's a darn good porn parody. So... uh... we'll just leave it at that. #CatchSequelitis

Looks like we've been missing a lot of work lately. And you know what— we HAVE been missing it, Bob! We're back in the Sequelitis Writers Room with a fresh take on Mike Judge's 1999 workplace masterwork, Office Space. And wouldn't you know it— the one time co-host Anne isn't with us— Mike, Adam and Malenock pull the gender-swap card and have to create an all-female Office Space sequel, which somehow STILL ends up starring famous male actor Arnold Schwarzenegger. So tune in to hear three dudes mansplain a movie out of thin air!#CatchSequelitis

It’s Halloween! What better way to celebrate than with a topical discussion of the hottest horror movie of last year— Hereditary. Adam, Mike, Jon and Anne admittedly gush for a while over the film until its pivotal character’s name is mispronounced in a hilarious way and then they fly off the rails. Not to spoil anything (after all, Hereditary can be easily ruined with spoilers), but Sean Connery is in this episode a lot. Give this a listen on the spookiest of days and remember, as the old saying goes, don’t let your mom saw her own head off while levitating in the attic over the corpse of her mother while two naked old strangers watch.**weird clicking tongue noise thing**#CatchSequelitis

It’s the 10th anniversary of the 6th film by Quentin Tarantino and 3 boys gather ‘round a table at StudioME to sequelize what might be Tarantino’s masterpiece. Such a feat may seem to be impossible until the Plot Device suggests a low budget rip-off of the revisionist World War II epic......but then it makes us “add the Joker” and all hell breaks loose. Adam’s frustrations with Mike flare while Jonny tries to keep the peace. By the end, they make something at least 3 people would definitely watch, and THAT’S a Bingo. Areevurdurchee.#CatchSequelitis

Whoa... believe it or not, this year marks the 20th anniversary of the Wachowskis' turn-of-the-millenium sci-fi game-changer, The Matrix. And it's just been announced that they're making a fourth Matrix movie to boot! To celebrate, we opened up the Loose Cannon video vault to snatch audio from our first ever Sequelitis video episode, from way back in 2017.In this special Prequelitis episode, the Flannel Panel (Mike DiGuglielmo, Adam Prevade, Jon DeCarlo and John Gleason) breaks down their reboot of The Matrix trilogy. At the mercy of "The Plot Device”, they talk about unnecessary hair braids, Freddy Krueger, dirty Nick Kroll, and eventually— The Matrix. They even add The Rock for good measure. #CatchSequelitis

Jagshemash! Sequelitis is back with a little Kazakh flair as the Loose Cannon gang tries their hand at sequelizing the crude but lovable Sacha Baron Cohen satire “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.”Turns out, a pure sequel isn’t easy when dealing with spoof mockumentary films, but Alex saves the day with what is easily the greatest idea in podcast history. Meanwhile, Mike and Jonny sound Italian when doing a Borat voice, Adam gushes over what is clearly, like, his favorite film of all time for some reason, and Anne has never even seen the movie (like an a-hole from Uzbekistan).Enjoy! Nooootttt! #CatchSequelitis

This week is the 30th anniversary of Tim Burton's game-changing Batman movie. In this special, lost "Prequelitis" episode, the Loose Cannon gang creates a third Burton-helmed Batman movie starring the GOAT, Michael Keaton. (Robert Pattinson can go suck an egg.) We also fill out the cast with a bevy of '90s movie stars. Not to spoil it— but you're gonna hear some sweet impressions of Robin Williams as the Scarecrow. On a fun note, this podcast's soundtrack was written entirely by Prince!#CatchSequelitis

We just want to apologize to Mike's mom, Josh's mom, and your mom for this episode. The 20th anniversary of found-footage trailblazer The Blair Witch Project is next month! To celebrate, the Loose Cannons team up with filmmaker Asher Coffield to create a Blair Witch TV series, with some extra help from Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, and the rest of the American Horror Story weirdos. John Travolta and his natural head of hair also stop by for some reason.#CatchSequelitis

New podcast! Right ahead! Titanic may have been knocked down a peg or two at the all-time box office, but that doesn't mean we can't still milk it for all it's worth, right? Introducing: The Intellectual Property Implement. What is it? You'll have to listen to the episode to find out— but it involves Titanic-themed Happy Meal toys. #CatchSequelitis

Ack! Ack! Ack! In this episode, the Loose Cannon Writers' Room takes aim at remaking Tim Burton's weirdly violent 1996 alien invasion spoof, "Mars Attacks!" Things take a particularly explicit turn when said remake is directed by the Hellbilly himself, Rob Zombie. Seriously, this one gets sleazy. But don't worry... you still have two out of three branches of the government working for you... and that ain't bad!#CatchSequelitis

The time has come, shit stains! Your boys go toe-to-toe with Robert Rodriguez’s 1998 teen sci-fi/horror flick “The Faculty” starring Frodo Baggins and a bunch of other non-hobbits! A quick recap of the movie and a discussion of mystery Twitter account @KnowYourFaculty precede an insane crossover between “The Faculty” and '80s teen classic “The Breakfast Club,” because where else should a high school movie take us?This episode is guaranteed to jack you up!#CatchSequelitis

Grab your lemon juice— we’re going treasure hunting! In this episode, the Loose Cannons take the National Treasure franchise to cryptic new depths (i.e. freakin’ Atlantis). Joined by Alex Grant and Elliott Conway of StudioME, we map out a grand new adventure for Benjamin Franklin Gates and his team, keeping in mind the one universal truth: someone’s got to go to prison. #CatchSequelitis

Fire up your parents’ Netflix account and strap on your blindfold... we’re taking the Bird Box challenge! In this episode, the Loose Cannons are joined by comedian Anne Casper as they sequelize the massively successful Netflix movie Bird Box. I’m not saying we do Bird Box in space… but we do Bird Box in space. Plus we go full-Netflix and Bandersnatch the shit out of it! I assure you, this sequel will spark joy.#CatchSequelitis

No bright lights... don't get it wet... and whatever you do, don't listen to this episode after midnight! It's our Gremlins holiday special! In this episode, the Sequelitis team ships Gizmo and his dreaded Mogwai offspring overseas and into battle. That's right— the Gremlins are going to war. But, like... a really goofy and cartoonish war. #CatchSequelitis

Expelliarmus! Leviosa! Sequelitis! In this episode, the Sequelitis team ventures into sacred territory and creates their own Harry Potter sequel. Things get heated after (I kid you not) The Muppets get involved and, to be honest, it doesn't end well. So put on your Sorting Hat and listen as five grown men butcher the Harry Potter mythos!#CatchSequelitis

Now that you're home from going home for Thanksgiving, think about the idea of home as we talk about the ultimate movie about going home. In this episode, the Sequelitis Writers' Room creates a prequel to Zach Braff's 2004 millennial mope-fest, Garden State. Pop some Lithium and tune in— this podcast will change your life in four days or less!#CatchSequelitis

The toys are back in town... and, this time, there's blood on their hands! In this episode, the Sequelitis Writers' Room creates a sequel to the 1995 animated masterpiece Toy Story— except this sequel is a gritty, violent murder mystery starring Detective Hamm and Lieutenant Rex, two rugged gumshoes hot on the heels of a vicious babysitter killer. Can they crack the case before Bonnie's parents get home? Tune in to find out!#CatchSequelitis

Sequelitis is back— now in beautiful high definition, Dolby Digital AUDIO! That’s right, folks. Sequelitis is a podcast now! Have you heard of these podcast things? In this special Halloween debut, the guys decide to celebrate the 50th anniversary of revered zombie flick “Night of the Living Dead,” the late, great George Romero’s horrifying masterpiece. Homage quickly turns to insanity as the Plot Device challenges the guys to pitch a friendly all-ages sequel to the movie about dead bodies eating living bodies. From daycare to middle school, Baby Shark to Spy Kids, a weird teen movie is born from the ashes of Zombieland and The Faculty (did we mention The Faculty?). The Faculty might be mentioned. Strap in for this one. As always, it gets weird. #CatchSequelitis