Hey Natalie! Your Husband, Dan, Thinks You're Wicked Hot!

Papa Razzi and the Photogs

Papa Razzi Gets Introspective, Shares His Worldview, and Offers Advice

1 MINUTE AND 11 SECONDS • JUN 08 2011

Album tracklist

Global Warming Upsets Me So Much!

01:07

Sometimes I Can't Stop Eating Because Food is Yummy

01:59

Don't Do LSD

01:24

Don't Drive Drunk

01:42

I Wish I Were Super Famous

01:47

My Fans Call Me on the Phone a Lot

02:49

Don't Say Bad Words, Ever!

01:14

Always Tell the Truth

01:05

Look Both Ways Before Crossing the Street

01:28

I am Very Deep and Poetic, Don't You Think?

01:35

I Wonder What Celebrities Think of Me...

01:50

Be Optimistic All The Time!

01:48

Don't Do Drugs!

01:27

Respect Authority and Police Officers

01:50

Queen City Cupcakes (are so yummy)

01:12

A Song About Marci

02:29

A Song About Alex from NH

01:11

Hey Natalie! Your Husband, Dan, Thinks You're Wicked Hot!

01:11

Borris the Russian

00:54

Tiara, Laine and Summer

01:33

It's OK if you Poop / Pee Your Pants Sometimes. Don't Feel Bad.

01:20

Be Nice to Everyone All the Time

01:09

Why Do I Always Slip into a Fake Italian Accent?

02:20

Don't Make Fun of People!

00:57

Max Hodges

01:18

Shevonne Sullivan

01:45

How to Make Money

01:43

How to Get Over Someone When Your Heart is Broken

01:10

Reasons Why You Have No Friends (Tough Love)

01:55

Lots of Bad Men Lie to Women

01:33

Where to Propose to Your Girlfriend

02:12

The Best Cure for a Stuffy Nose

01:26

Don't Give Bad People More than One or Two Chances

02:15

Don't Spend Time With Bad People

02:04

Always Do the Right Thing

01:11

Save Your Money

01:53

Floss Daily!

01:09

Don't Give In To Peer Pressure

01:37

Always Be Early for Stuff

01:45

Why Do Artists Gotta Be Weird and Stuff?

02:19

Change Your Oil Every 3000 Miles

01:16

An Athlete's Career is Brutally Short

01:20

The Zombie Walk Song!

01:42

00:57

01:27

01:31

02:03

What Kind of Dog Should I Get?

01:14

Great Ways to Lose Weight

01:54

Always Obey the Speed Limit

01:42

Sometimes I Feel Like Such a Hack

01:28

Don't Smoke Cigarettes

01:38

Get out into Nature. Mother Nature is Good For You.

01:44

Learn to Play a Musical Instrument

01:50

I Like to play Basketball

01:43

Public Parks are Nice Places to Hang Out

02:55

I Know How to Tie a Tie

01:03

I Love Ice Cream Cake

01:56

Don't Pierce Your Face

01:17

Don't Live With Your Significant Other Before Marriage

01:36

Don't Get a Divorce

01:56

I Love to Go to the Movies (Even by Myself!)

01:27

How to Avoid Stinky Shoes / Sneakers

01:57

Nothing Good Happens After Midnight. Go Home!

02:01

Don't Play Music So Loud. It Hurts Your Ears.

01:03

Don't Eat Too Much Candy

01:05

Be a Good, Decent Human Being

01:39

Sometimes I Get Sleepy When I Should Be Productive.

01:26

I Love Chocolate Milk!

01:27

I Want to Make Tons of Money from These Songs. Buy them, Please.

01:27

I Look Good in a Shirt and Tie

01:14

The 1920s Were a Great Decade

01:10

The 1930s Were a Great Decade

01:44

The 1940s Were a Great Decade

00:52

The 1950s Were a Great Decade

00:51

The 1960s Were a Great Decade

02:12

The 1970s Were a Great Decade

01:29

The 1980s Were a Great Decade

01:19

The 1990s Were a Great Decade

01:23

The 2000s Were a Great Decade

01:01

Why Would Anyone Hate the USA? It's Great!

01:47

I Get So Nervous at Parties. I Don't Know What do Say.

02:14

Planting a Garden is a Lot of Fun

01:23

Don't Be a Gang Member.

02:20

Listen to Your Teachers

01:12

College is Good

02:03

Listen to Your Principal

01:22

Use Deodorant to Prevent Stinky Armpits

01:31

Take Lots of Pictures

01:02

Sometimes I Get Sad

01:30

Oh Humanity, Sometimes You Make Me So Mad!

01:19

I Like to Go on Long Walks

01:20

Don't Get a Tattoo!

01:54

Don't Do Cocaine

01:21

Don't Do Marijuana

01:44

Don't Take Prescription Pills That Aren't Prescribed to You

01:57

Papa Razzi Gets Introspective, Shares His Worldview, and Offers Advice

Hey Natalie! Your Husband, Dan, Thinks You're Wicked Hot!