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Global Warming Upsets Me So Much!
Sometimes I Can't Stop Eating Because Food is Yummy
I Wish I Were Super Famous
My Fans Call Me on the Phone a Lot
Don't Say Bad Words, Ever!
Look Both Ways Before Crossing the Street
I am Very Deep and Poetic, Don't You Think?
I Wonder What Celebrities Think of Me...
Be Optimistic All The Time!
Respect Authority and Police Officers
Queen City Cupcakes (are so yummy)
A Song About Alex from NH
Hey Natalie! Your Husband, Dan, Thinks You're Wicked Hot!
It's OK if you Poop / Pee Your Pants Sometimes. Don't Feel Bad.
Be Nice to Everyone All the Time
Why Do I Always Slip into a Fake Italian Accent?
Don't Make Fun of People!
How to Get Over Someone When Your Heart is Broken
Reasons Why You Have No Friends (Tough Love)
Lots of Bad Men Lie to Women
Where to Propose to Your Girlfriend
The Best Cure for a Stuffy Nose
Don't Give Bad People More than One or Two Chances
Don't Spend Time With Bad People
Always Do the Right Thing
Don't Give In To Peer Pressure
Always Be Early for Stuff
Why Do Artists Gotta Be Weird and Stuff?
Change Your Oil Every 3000 Miles
An Athlete's Career is Brutally Short
What Kind of Dog Should I Get?
Great Ways to Lose Weight
Always Obey the Speed Limit
Sometimes I Feel Like Such a Hack
Get out into Nature. Mother Nature is Good For You.
Learn to Play a Musical Instrument
I Like to play Basketball
Public Parks are Nice Places to Hang Out
Don't Live With Your Significant Other Before Marriage
I Love to Go to the Movies (Even by Myself!)
How to Avoid Stinky Shoes / Sneakers
Nothing Good Happens After Midnight. Go Home!
Don't Play Music So Loud. It Hurts Your Ears.
Be a Good, Decent Human Being
Sometimes I Get Sleepy When I Should Be Productive.
I Want to Make Tons of Money from These Songs. Buy them, Please.
I Look Good in a Shirt and Tie
The 1920s Were a Great Decade
The 1930s Were a Great Decade
The 1940s Were a Great Decade
The 1950s Were a Great Decade
The 1960s Were a Great Decade
The 1970s Were a Great Decade
The 1980s Were a Great Decade
The 1990s Were a Great Decade
The 2000s Were a Great Decade
Why Would Anyone Hate the USA? It's Great!
I Get So Nervous at Parties. I Don't Know What do Say.
Planting a Garden is a Lot of Fun
Use Deodorant to Prevent Stinky Armpits
Oh Humanity, Sometimes You Make Me So Mad!
I Like to Go on Long Walks
Don't Take Prescription Pills That Aren't Prescribed to You
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