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Kurt Metzger

The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, And You! [Explicit]

Kurt Metzger

Talks to Young People About Sex [Explicit]

1 MINUTE AND 34 SECONDS

Album tracklist

1
The Gulf Spill Affects All of Us, And Guidos. [Explicit]
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03:59
2
Some Things You Do Not Joke About! [Explicit]
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01:19
3
Kurt Explains Why America Is Still Number 1. [Explicit]
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04:28
4
Cash4gold, Facebook, Your Virginity, And You! [Explicit]
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02:56
5
A Sweaty Monster Gets Everyone to Forgive Tiger Woods. [Explicit]
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04:19
6
Kurt Talks to Young People About Fat Chicks and Alaska. [Explicit]
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03:57
7
A Heavy Mexican Lunch with Ice Cream for Dessert. [Explicit]
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01:46
8
Kurt Talks to Young People About Dating and Plastic Surgery. [Explicit]
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04:44
9
Straight Talk About Jizz. [Explicit]
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03:02
10
Hold Your Own Fucking Purse. [Explicit]
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01:27
11
Shitting, Hair Loss, Shitting Shitting. [Explicit]
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02:38
12
This One Is Hard to Justify! [Explicit]
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02:13
13
Kurt Talks to Young People About Fisting. [Explicit]
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04:37
14
Know Your Gyno! [Explicit]
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01:39
15
Kurt Explains Evolution to Young People and Why God Is a Woman. [Explicit]
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02:46
16
Kurt Talks to Young People About Interracial Dating. [Explicit]
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01:32
17
Award Winning Michael Jackson Joke Followed By Frank Discussion of Sexual Abuse. [Explicit]
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02:24
18
The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, And You! [Explicit]
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01:34
19
Curing Aids the Kinoki Way! [Explicit]
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03:21
20
Kurt Talks to Young People About Safe Assplay. [Explicit]
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02:15
Talks to Young People About Sex [Explicit]
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The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, And You! [Explicit]
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