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The Gayest Monkey Lesbian Lover Band with Puking Horses and Widows

Breastfeeding Women Are Chasing Me in Medieval Armory While Deleting My Phone Number [Explicit]

The Gayest Monkey Lesbian Lover Band with Puking Horses and Widows

Hetero Satan Pussy Cat Smiling and Mumbeling Ritual Ice Cream [Explicit]

35 SECONDS • SEP 05 2017

Album tracklist

1
Breastfeeding Women Are Chasing Me in Medieval Armory While Deleting My Phone Number [Explicit]
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00:35
2
I Played Video Games with Your Nipples as a Controller [Explicit]
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01:28
3
Levitating While Peeing While the Motherfuckers Think It´s Raining Tea [Explicit]
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00:47
4
Lovely Anal Bleach Lecture for Wealthy Keytar Players [Explicit]
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00:50
5
Megaphone Slow Breathing in My Sleeping Wanking Closet Is Scary [Explicit]
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01:27
6
Mighty Gay Cheese Pudding in Mindless Darts Unharmed Is Hello Creole [Explicit]
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01:01
7
My Cool Gay Cooler Is Cooling the Coolest Gays Cooled [Explicit]
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00:48
8
My Song Songs Won the Best Song Fat Lady Drafting Profile and Gay [Explicit]
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00:58
9
My Vagina Shaped Fingerprints Were Found on Your Penis Photos [Explicit]
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00:38
10
My White Sabbath Underwear Got a Brown Color During the Horror Movie [Explicit]
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00:59
11
Naughty Women Eating Apples Next to the Nice Women´s Dirty Talking Discussion [Explicit]
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00:55
12
Paper Cut from the Online Porn Magazine from Clicking on a Knife Advertisement Pop-Up [Explicit]
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01:02
13
Proud Wanking with Senseless Rinsing Training at Balabaloo´s Palace [Explicit]
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01:17
14
Puking on Solar Power Panels While Gazing at Your Gassing Butt [Explicit]
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00:44
15
Satan’s Umbrella Got Stolen by Satanistic Satanism [Explicit]
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01:12
16
Scarred by the Sexy Florist´s Flower Petals and a Flock of Gay Seagulls [Explicit]
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00:52
17
Scary Horror Movie Farting with Screaming Girls and the Pink Sadist [Explicit]
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00:47
18
Semen Is Not My Favorite Word, Wombat Boots Is! [Explicit]
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00:59
19
Shit Shitting Shitters Shitted and Shat on My Shitty Shits [Explicit]
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00:57
20
Shooting Mustard in Your Face with My Promising Boobs and It´s Poop Not Mustard! [Explicit]
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00:55
21
Shoulder Banging Was a Bad Surrogate for Dry Humping Sex [Explicit]
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00:59
22
Silly Cunt Incarnation Got Avoided by Cunts Witness Cunt Song Hey! [Explicit]
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00:40
23
Singing the Alphabet Annoyingly While Rushing into the Swamp with the Puking Crusaders [Explicit]
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00:56
24
Singing with Food in the Mouth and a Pirate Eye Patch in the Girl´s Shower Room [Explicit]
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01:00
25
Sissy Trousers and Morbid Waiting at the Train Station Swimming Pool´s Fart Massacre [Explicit]
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00:46
26
Skinny Babe Topless Ass Kicking Euphoria Favor [Explicit]
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00:59
27
Stalling My Erection with Blank Promises and Squeaky Forgiveness [Explicit]
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00:58
28
Starring Homo Fabio Blueprints Terror Horror Would Be a Great Movie Name! [Explicit]
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00:54
29
Steven James Lucas Jacob David Michael Eric Alexander William Daniel Oliver and Sebastian Farted [Explicit]
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00:51
30
Stretching My Short Penis for Several Hours Without Results [Explicit]
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01:14
31
Tantra Music by Tantric Tantra Fuckers with Fascinated Cunt Bags [Explicit]
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00:54
32
That´s Slime Not Semen You Pervert! I´m Exploding of Happiness! [Explicit]
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01:08
33
The Banana Fake Penis Fooled My Immature Porno Agency’s Genetic Research Department [Explicit]
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01:04
34
The Boobs on the Stick Figure Drawing Were Unnatural and Fake! [Explicit]
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00:54
35
The Cracking Sound in the Crack House Cracked Open a Bag of Crack [Explicit]
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00:55
36
The Faggy Faggot Vandal´s Sandals Best Case Scenario [Explicit]
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00:51
37
The Fat Police Officers Stole My Donuts and Offered Me Beer [Explicit]
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00:59
38
The Fire Truck’s Siren Accidentally Played a 70¨s Porn Movie Soundtrack [Explicit]
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01:04
39
The Penis and Vagina on the Stick Figure Drawings Seemed to Be out of Proportion [Explicit]
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00:54
40
The Spiky Headphones I Sat on Ruined My Wedding Day and Made Me Cheat on My Wife [Explicit]
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00:55
41
The Stage Fright Trouser Wetting Tradition Was Classified as Top Secret [Explicit]
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00:52
42
The Stripping Stripper Stripped with Scary Zombie Zoom Screaming Goo [Explicit]
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01:12
43
The Women’s Day Butt Sniffing Contest Seemed Accurate While Growling [Explicit]
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01:09
44
Throwing My Free Hugs Coupon Offer into Your Butt Pants and Hugging Your Tits [Explicit]
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01:06
45
Tricky Question Fart Confusion with Smelly Fingernails Onion [Explicit]
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01:06
46
Tripping over and Tipping the Farting Waitress Accidentally [Explicit]
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00:44
47
Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Song Dong [Explicit]
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00:57
48
Tucking Shirts of Random Angry Teens While Pulling up Their Goddamn Pants [Explicit]
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01:16
49
Ugly Singing by a Beautiful Lisping Drool Drooling Yelling Rebel [Explicit]
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01:17
50
Undressed with Pigeon Shit on the Head Announcing the Stadium Play-Offs [Explicit]
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00:54
51
Undressing You by Mistake with a Shovel, Instead of a Rake, Sorry! [Explicit]
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01:12
52
Unplugged Acoustic Dildo Action with Faggot Microphones [Explicit]
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00:46
53
Urgently Farting Before Winning Your Beloved One´s Heart with Shitty Chocolate [Explicit]
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01:28
54
Vacant Farting Toilet Fun at the Kidney Motel Killers Homo Yes! [Explicit]
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00:42
55
Vagina, Vagina Vagina and Vagina Plus Vagina Song [Explicit]
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01:10
56
Wanking Wankers Wanked a Wank [Explicit]
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01:02
57
Wedding Day Farting with Wedding Puking and Weddings Shit Music Song (Get Married!) [Explicit]
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00:42
58
Whore Class Detention with Exceptionally Strapping Weirdoes [Explicit]
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00:45
59
Whores Construction Working in My Backyard on Scaffolds Wearing Thongs [Explicit]
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01:16
60
Whores Listening to Boring Britpop While Getting Paid to Do Such an Atrocity (Poor Prostitutes) [Explicit]
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01:30
61
Whoring Around in Gigantic Glowing Boxers While Crying with Happiness Slut [Explicit]
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00:59
62
Wiccan Farting Choir Cleansing Sorcery and Witchcraft in Funny Hats [Explicit]
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01:03
63
Viking Boob Plundering at the Sand Castle Bordello [Explicit]
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01:07
64
Women Farting and Yelling While Crying with Strong Confidence [Explicit]
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00:52
65
Women´s Men´s Puke Smells Like Flowers and Heart Shaped Chocolates [Explicit]
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01:02
66
Yelling Fart Echoing Through an Empty Hallway and the Scared Principal [Explicit]
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00:41
67
Yes, I Am a Fake Gynecologist and a Cunning Astronomy Teacher as Well [Explicit]
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00:56
68
Your Hard Nipples Poked My Eyes! Shall We Try It Again? [Explicit]
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00:43
69
Your Stupid Opinion Sounds Good! Applauds to Your Butt! [Explicit]
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00:55
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Your Wrist Watch Is Actually a Dildo Which You Are Unaware Of [Explicit]
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01:06
Hetero Satan Pussy Cat Smiling and Mumbeling Ritual Ice Cream [Explicit]
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Breastfeeding Women Are Chasing Me in Medieval Armory While Deleting My Phone Number [Explicit]
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