"Weird Al" Yankovic

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"Weird Al" Yankovic

The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic

3 MINUTES AND 44 SECONDS • MAY 20 2003

Lyrics
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "H...
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Album tracklist

1
Another One Rides the Bus
02:36
2
Polkas On 45
04:20
3
Eat It
03:21
4
I Lost On Jeopardy
03:28
5
Yoda
03:57
6
One More Minute
04:04
7
Like a Surgeon
03:31
8
Dare to Be Stupid
03:25
9
Dog Eat Dog
03:43
10
Lasagna
02:47
11
Melanie
03:58
12
Fat
03:36
13
UHF (Single Version) [Explicit]
E
03:49
14
The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota
06:47
15
Trigger Happy
03:46
16
Smells Like Nirvana
03:45
17
You Don't Love Me Anymore
04:02
18
Bedrock Anthem
03:42
19
Frank's 2000" TV
04:05
20
Jurassic Park
03:55
21
Since You've Been Gone
01:23
22
Amish Paradise (Parody Of “Gangsta's Paradise” By Coolio)
03:20
23
Gump (Parody Of “Lump” By The Presidents Of The United States) [Explicit]
E
02:10
24
Everything You Know Is Wrong
03:48
25
The Night Santa Went Crazy
04:02
26
Your Horoscope for Today
03:59
27
It's All About The Pentiums (An Adaptation Of “It's All About The Benjamins” By Puff Daddy)
03:35
28
The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption Of “American Pie”)
05:30
29
Albuquerque
11:23
30
Ebay (Parody Of “I Want It That Way” By The Backstreet Boys)
03:36
31
Bob
02:29
32
Hardware Store
03:44
33
I'll Sue Ya
03:51
34
Canadian Idiot (Parody Of “American Idiot” By Green Day) (Main Version)
02:23
35
Pancreas
03:48
36
Don't Download This Song
03:55
37
White & Nerdy (Parody Of “Ridin'” By Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone) (Main Version) [Explicit]
E
02:50
38
Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody Of “Trapped In The Closet” By R. Kelly) (Main Version)
10:51
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