The Twelve Pains of Christmas

Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

3 MINUTES AND 41 SECONDS

Lyrics

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Is finding a Christmas tree

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Rigging up the lights

And finding a Christm...

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1

Take Baseball and Shove It

01:49

2

G'Bye Ding a Ling

02:55

3

White Ford Bronco

01:57

4

You've Got a Brand New Pair of Figure Skates

01:53

5

PLO & Israeli's

02:06

6

Grampa Loved the Rolling Stones

03:01

7

01:50

8

Michael Jordan Ain't Bo

01:17

9

02:37

10

D.W.I. Colorodo

01:53

11

The Nafta Anthem

02:19

12

A Big Ton O' Moola

02:06

13

There's Another Santa Claus

02:01

14

Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear

01:55

15

I Am Santa Claus

03:22

16

00:44

17

O Little Town of Bethlehem

02:09

18

I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer

03:01

19

Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator

01:25

20

01:08

21

A Letter to Santa

02:41

22

Jingle Hells Bells

02:38

23

02:18

24

The Magical Kingdom of Claus

05:53

25

The "What's It to Ya" Chorus

02:37

26

Didn't I Get This Last Year?

03:22

27

The Under Tree World of Jacques Cousteau

03:02

28

O Christmas Tree

02:33

29

The Twelve Pains of Christmas

03:41

30

The Chimney Song

02:11

31

We Wish You Weren't Living with Us

00:49

32

Wreck the Malls

02:04

33

A Visit from St. Nicholson

04:32

34

O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads

01:26

35

I'm Dressin' up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole)

03:08

36

The Restroom Door Said, "Gentleman"

01:36

37

02:08

38

Joy to the World

01:23

39

A Message from the King

02:18

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The Twelve Pains of Christmas

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