Two very good friends Mary and Jean are visiting the Sheffield Cathedral, listening to the church organ music, viewing the medieval art and enjoying their sandwiches. But what is Jean going on about? Illuminati Ham? Vajazzling? King Tutankamun’s Chiropodist? They’re soon joined by two other ladies and the conversation gets even stranger, including a story about a tragic accident involving triangular chocolate.

It’s just another crazy day in the middle of the steel city, as you join us for our very funny, one-off audiodrama sitcom.

Trust us; it’s better than volunteering as a sniper in the Bolivian Women’s army!

Credits:

Janice Sampson as Mary

Gayle Hazelby as Jean

Sarah Betts as Margo

Mandy Sims as Persephone

and Alisdair Adams as the Singer and Announcer at the Cathedral