Happy Distraction

Send us a Text Message.**Listener discretion is advised. This episode is even more filthy than last time**Welcome to Episode #10 - Season Finale. Doesn't it suck when life gets in the way and a whole shitstorm ensues? Sorry for being absent. This is our last episode in the season. But don't worry; we'll be back very soon with more regular seasons and episodes; you haven't heard the last of us just yet! In the Show today:Introduction: (00:25)Hashtag Crashtag: (04:22)Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (09:37)Cringe of the week: (19:55)Happy News: (26:40)Goodbyes: (30:54)Hashtag Crashtag:In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #HarryPotterPickupLines. Kirsty Vs. Dylan:And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this time we battle it out in a game called 'Incohearent' (because it was so good, we did it again). Incohearent is the adult party game that will get you talking! Let the laughs begin as you compete to make sense out of gibberish! Who will win? Listen to find out. So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!Connect with us on our socials:Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.**Listener discretion is advised. This episode is filthy**Welcome to Episode #9 - Lickey End. Happy Distraction is the feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about all things filth. From Doctors piece to bellend we have it all. We play one hell of a tricky game in Kirsty Vs. Dylan and talk about some of the weirdest and most wonderful cringes. We talk #InappropriateFuneralSongs in Hashtag Crashtag (this is one not to miss) BUT of course, there's much more than that, so what are you waiting for? Jump in!In the Show today:Introduction: (00:26)Top of the Tops: (02:01)Hashtag Crashtag: (06:51)Cringe of the week: (10:51)Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (17:23)Happy News: (24:17)Goodbyes: (26:42)Top quotes from the show:There are just far too many funny moments in this show, that we struggled to pick some top quotes, so what are you waiting for? Go and listen now, it will not disappoint!Top of the Tops:In this new segment, we reveal a top 5 or 10 list of something interesting and try to guess what things will rank. We're talking about movies this time! Have you ever wondered what movie has the most fucks in it? Are you curious to know how many times the word fuck is used? Do you want to know the fuck per minute rate of the most prolific offending title? Look no further, give it a listen and find out the fucking answer. Hashtag Crashtag:In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #InappropriateFuneralSongs. The hashtag that shares the songs you definitely shouldn't hear at a funeral.  Kirsty Vs. Dylan:And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a game called 'Incohearent'. Incohearent is the adult party game that will get you talking! Let the laughs begin as you compete to make sense out of gibberish! Who will win? Listen to find out.  So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to our 5th Brucey bonus edition of Happy Distraction - Trivia Galore. Curious about this episode? Then read on, my friend...In the Show today:50 minutes of none stop trivia featuring questions from various categories. This episode has something for everyone. This episode has questions from the below categories:FoodGamingGeography Film & TV Music And much, much more...Take a listen to one giant edition of Kirsty Vs. Dylan. How many questions can you get right? Why not participate, and let us know if you did better than us? Play along in our new game, 'Answergrams,' where you only get points for the final answer. Want to know what on earth we mean? Take a listen to find out! So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted.Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.Happy Halloween from Kirsty & Dylan! Welcome to the 4th Brucey bonus edition of Happy Distraction. In this episode, we celebrate the spooky season (Halloween). Do you know your turnips from your pumpkins? Do you know how many seeds the average pumpkin has? If that doesn't float your boat, maybe hearing some of the most iconic quotes from the horror genre will get you tingling. Listen to get distracted! In the Show today:Introduction: (00:25)A Halloween-themed dad joke (of course): (02:20)Hashtag Crashtag: (03:06)Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (11:57)In the Spotlight: (24:05)Happy(ish) News: (33:22)Goodbyes: (36:32)A Spooky Surprise: (38:31)Top quotes from the show:"I wasn't privy to the vine generation" - Dylan."I am the most honest child my mam has... okay?" - Kirsty."Also one of the teachers was scared of chickens" - Dylan."As soon as you said it, your soul left your body" - Kirsty.Hashtag Crashtag:In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time and get Brian (the text-to-speech guy) to read them all out. This time it's Halloween, so what better hashtags to use than #HalloweenFail and #WeirdestHalloweenEver Don't miss out on these absolute corkers! Kirsty Vs. Dylan:Kirsty Vs. Dylan is the part of the show where Dylan proves he knows absolutely nothing about anything, and Kirsty knows something about well everything. Who will win in the head-to-head Halloween battle? 10 questions stand between the ultimate champion of Halloween who will it be? Why not play along, and see how many questions you can answer correctly?In the Spotlight:Halloween is firmly in the spotlight on today's show, so what better way to celebrate it than by sharing a top 10 list of the most iconic movies ever, as voted by you, in a random poll (it's on the internet, so it must be true). Do you agree with the list, let us know. We're dying to hear from you. BUT... not only that, but we'll also be revealing the most iconic scary movie quotes of all time! Make sure you don't listen after dark. Aaaand, that's just the beginning. Stick around to the end to hear a short surprise, so take a seat, get comfy and get distracted.Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to Episode #8 - Absence makes the heart grow fonder. We're so sorry it's been so long, life happened, and we just couldn't find the time or the right moment to come back until now. But you should expect to see us more often now. So what is Happy Distraction? Well, it's the feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction, filled to the brim with trivia, games, stories and more. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about whether the person in the middle seat is entitled to both armrests and read some insightful responses in our Controversial Corner segment. We talk #UnlikelySequels in Hashtag Crashtag (this is one not to miss), and of course, the return of Kirsty Vs. Dylan, where we take on a gruelling Trivia challenge across four rounds, featuring questions on sport, music, film and general knowledge. In the Show today:Introduction: (00:25)Dad Joke: (08:55)Hashtag Crashtag: (10:06)Controversial Corner: (19:33)Cringe of the week: (23:34)Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (27:05)Happy News: (43:11)Goodbyes: (46:04)Top quotes from the show:"Ah, you're full of honky shit, man" - Dylan."The fucking black look you just gave me there pet" - Kirsty."Why did you just lick your hand?" - Dylan."I'm now a cat" - Kirsty.Hashtag Crashtag:In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #UnlikelySequels. The hashtag that describes your pitches the idea of some unlikely movie sequels. Absolute unmissable hilarity.Kirsty Vs. Dylan:And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a good old pub quiz featuring questions from various categories. Twenty-four questions are all that stand between bragging rights; who will win? Listen to find out! We fucked up: Quick note on this, we told you the wrong scores. Sorry! Kirsty had 60 points, and Dylan actually had 52 points prior to this week's Kirsty Vs. Dylan. We knew we'd get something wrong when we came back. Please forgive us, and we'll get it right next time :)  Controversial Corner:In this segment, we pose questions to YOU, the audience. We reveal the answers to our third question, 'Is the person in the middle seat entitled to both armrests?'. So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to Episode #7 - of Happy Distraction (Sorry Kirsty chose the title) The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about whether a hotdog is a sandwich or a taco and share your hilarious and insightful responses in our Controversial Corner segment. We talk dirty in Hashtag Crashtag and play one hell of a tricky game in Kirsty Vs. Dylan. Of course, there's much more than that, so what are you waiting for? Jump in! In the Show today:Introduction: (00:25)Controversial Corner: (03:34)Hashtag Crashtag: (14:21)Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (17:58)Uninformed: (34:25)Happy News: (39:55)Goodbyes: (43:15)Top quotes from the show:"This is now a podcast about relationship advice and sex stories" - Dylan."Suck on my chocolate salty balls". - Kirsty."Why have you wrote nacho in the document you fool?" - Kirsty.Hashtag Crashtag:In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time its #MySexLifeInMovieTitles. The hashtag that describes your sex life in a word or a sentence. Absolute unmissable hilarity. Kirsty Vs. Dylan:And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a game called "Shot in the Dark" The ridiculously hard game, where your answers are literally just a shot in the dark. Are you curious to know which is the only country with a dead president? Or do you want to know the maximum amount of families one person can donate sperm too? We got you covered, listen to find out!  Uninformed:Uninformed is where we have to guess what a Movie, TV Show, book etc. is about based on the title and the front cover. We watch/read it, and then report back in the next episode to see if we got it right! So were we right? Did Kirsty guess what The Bubble was about? Did Dylan guess correctly about what Making Fun is about? Tune in to find out. Controversial Corner:In this segment, we pose a question each week to YOU the audience. We reveal the answers to our second question 'Is a Hotdog a Sandwich or a Taco?' and we pose our second question, 'Is the person in the middle seat entitled to both armrests?' If you want to get involved, share your answer with us on our social media channels (they are all @distracthappy) or send us a message using the contact form on our website at https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/contact So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to Episode #6 of Happy Distraction. The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about a local fish and chip shop that has risen to fame after a viral TikTok song and a plethora of proceeding videos. We discuss the time when the Weight Watchers (WW) phone lines got hacked and a less than pleasant message was uploaded as a welcome message (listen to find out what that was). We also discuss a story about a lady who found $36,000 inside of a chair she purchased and returned the amount in full... whaaaat? And of course, much much more! In the Show today:Introduction: (00:25)Uninformed: (02:09)Hashtag Crashtag: (18:38)Cringe of the week (27:37)Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (36:40)Say Whaaaaaat? (51:22)Controversial Corner: (56:40)Happy News: (01:09:43)Goodbyes: (01:11:32)Top quotes from the show:"Me dad used to be a black belt in ninjaring or something" - Dylan."Ooh yeah, he's also part of the Hells Angels isn't he?". - Kirsty."If you're listening Moneybags... FUCK OFF" - Dylan.Hashtag Crashtag:In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #LessAmbitiousMovies. This simple yet effective hashtag can change a movie with the simplest of title changes, you don't want to miss this.Kirsty Vs. Dylan:And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a game called "Ugh, I should have known that." The "easy" general knowledge game of answers you should know. In this game you can lose points for incorrect answers, will Dylan ever catch up?Uninformed:Uninformed is the brand new segment where we have to guess what a Movie, TV Show, book etc. is about based on the title and the front cover. We watch/read it, and then report back in the next episode to see if we got it right! So were we right? Did Kirsty guess what The girl in the house across the street from the girl in the window was? Did Dylan guess correctly about what Windfall is about? Tune in to find out. Oooh and we also choose two brand new ones for next week, you can only imagine the utter codswallop. Controversial Corner:In another new segment, we pose a question each week to YOU the audience. We reveal the answers to our first question 'Is the customer always right?' and we pose our second question, we're asking 'Is a Hotdog a Sandwich or a Taco?' If you want to get involved, share your answer with us on our social media channels (they are all @distracthappy) or send us a message using the contact form on our website at https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/contact So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.Disclaimer: If you are a royalist, this episode is probably not for you, as we do make some jokes about the Queen and the Royal Family, which may offend. Also, we may be beheaded or at the very least arrested for treason, so it was nice knowing you all. Welcome to the 3rd Brucey bonus edition of Happy Distraction. In this episode, we celebrate being British, and the random stuff we do that is probably really questionable to those who don't live in this Country. This episode features hilarious jokes, gaffes, quizzes and everything in between. It's very possible we may die or at the very least get arrested for treason xD In the Show today:Disclaimer (00:01)Introduction: (00:51)Hashtag Crashtag: (03:56)Random Royal Facts (20:11)The Great British Quiz: (37:40)Funny British Words/Sayings: (55:23)Happy News: (1:13:59)Goodbyes: (1:18:04)Hashtag Crashtag:In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's a bumper bonus edition with two, yes TWO hashtags. The hashtags today are #VeryBritishProblems and #BeingBritish, don't miss out on 15 minutes of pure Britishness in all of its hilarity. Random Royal Facts?Did you know that the Queen collects pepper grinders? Did you know that the Queen has someone play the bagpipes for her every morning to wake her up? Find out about these and many more weird and wonderful facts about the Queen and the Royal Family in this segment.The Great British QuizHow much do you know about British culture, and other trivia tidbits? Why not play along and find out in this 28 question quiz about all things Britain and British.Funny British Words/SayingsDo you know what it means to be 'buzzing' or what we mean by 'a bit of hows your father?' find out the answer to these burning questions and more in this part of the show! Aaaand, that's just the beginning, so take a seat, get comfy and get distractedConnect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to another Brucey bonus edition of Happy Distraction. In this episode, we celebrate everything pride related in honour of the start of Pride Month, which of course continues throughout June. This one gets a little deep in places, but that's okay because Pride is such an important subject, but you'll find our own unique little distractions and personalities shining through as always.In the Show today:Introduction: (00:25)Hashtag Crashtag: (06:36)Say Whaaaaaat? (35:10)In the Spotlight: (44:20)LGBTQIA+ Quiz (54:06)Happy News: (1:14:03) - Please be aware there is a slight issue with audio levels in this segment, sorry we're still getting used to the new equipment :(  Goodbyes: (1:17:00) Hashtag Crashtag:In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time (to keep it relevant) it's #LGBTProblems. Have you experienced any of these yourself? Say Whaaaaaat?In Say Whaaaaaat we discuss some hilarious coming out stories, as well as share some LGBTQIA+ facts that you may not have learned in school. Oooh, interesting! In the Spotlight: In this brand new segment, we discuss something that has grabbed our attention or something we'd like to recommend or share with you. Kirsty Discusses RuPaul's Drag Race and Orange Is the New Black, and Dylan discusses the Heartstopper series by Alice Oseman.LGBTQIA+ QuizHow much do you know about LGBTQIA+ history and other trivia tidbits? Why not play along and find out in this 30 question multiple-choice quiz about all things LGBTQIA+ Aaaand, that's just the beginning, so take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to Episode #5 of Happy Distraction. The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about a baby born at a Metallica concert with 8.2 million people in attendance. Dylan shares a cringey story about a time when a person wanted her work colleagues to 'milk her' instead of simply asking to borrow some milk. We also discuss a man who changed his name to something hilarious and full of profanity, just get his own back on a bank that charged him a ridiculous amount of money for going into a small overdraft, and much more! In the Show today:Introduction: (00:25)Cringe of the week: (02:01)Hashtag Crashtag: (07:31)Say Whaaaaaat? (11:31)Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (19:11)Uninformed: (40:43)Controversial Corner: (49:00)Happy News: (50:40)Goodbyes: (54:10)Top quotes from the show:"And Mr Bastards has asked them to pay the 69p balance back by cheque" - Dylan."Meeeeooooooowwwwww". - Kirsty."It's about someone who gets pissed when it rains, but only when it rains" - Kirsty.Hashtag Crashtag:In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time its #MyBoyfriendNotAllowedTo. This one was chosen by Kirsty (again), and it's massively cringe and a little bit disgusting, not gonna lie.Kirsty Vs. Dylan:And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a game called 'Can I have a P please, Bob'. The game where we have three letters to use to pick a relevant answer for a given category, in 10 seconds or less. This one is hilarious, don't miss it!Uninformed:Uninformed is the brand new segment where we have to guess what a Movie, TV Show, book etc. is about based on the title and the front cover. We watch/read it, and then report back in the next episode to see if we got it right! This week Kirsty has to tell us what the Netflix TV Show 'The woman in the house across the street from the girl in the window' is about, and Dylan tells us what he thinks the Netflix Movie 'Windfall' is about. Of course, absolute ridiculousness ensues, so listen to this segment if you want a laugh.Controversial Corner:In another new segment, we pose a question each week to YOU the audience. In the first of the series, we're asking 'Is the customer always right?' If you want to get involved, share your answer with us on our social media channels (they are all @distracthappy) or send us a message using the contact form on our website at https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/contact So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.Episode Disclaimer: During Kirsty Vs. Dylan (14:08) some current affairs/themes are mentioned. Welcome to Episode #4 of Happy Distraction. The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about a fully-fledged application form you need to fill in, just to go on a date. Dylan shares a personal cringey story about a time when he thought he was some sort of tech guru and could fix everyone's issues and much more... In the Show today:Introduction: (00:25)Cringe of the week: (02:58)Hashtag Crashtag: (10:13)Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (14:08)Happy News: (34:33)Goodbyes: (37:00)Top quotes from the show:"Welcome to Happy distraction the guilt-free, the guilt-free... fuck, Kirsty what's the tagline"? - Dylan."I don't know I just get told to turn up". - Kirsty."Elizabeth matched on a dating wap... a dating wap *laughs*" - Kirsty.Hashtag Crashtag:In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo. This one was chosen by Kirsty, and it's massively cringe and a little bit disgusting, not gonna lie.Kirsty Vs. Dylan:And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it in a game called 'Weird things humans search for'. Have you ever been curious about some of the weirdest and most bizarre internet searches? Look no further, we have them all for you. P.S. This game has something against the French, sorry about that :D So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to Episode #3 a very musical edition of Happy Distraction. The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about a local council that removes all daffodils from a play park to stop them from being eaten. We talk about shady companies and their recruiting practices. And for the first time ever... DAD JOKES! (Sorry in advance). There's also talk of giant crisps and an autonomous car that goes rogue and speeds away from the police.  In the Show today:Introduction: (00:25)Hashtag Crashtag: (03:06)Cringe of the week: (08:52)Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (20:44)Say Whaaaaaat? (30:00)Happy News: (33:53)Goodbyes: (38:50)Top quotes from the show: "When she's singing 'and I'm begging you for mercy' it's clearly birdseed" - Dylan."Err we spoke at the same time bitch" - Kirsty "I said, WE SPOKE AT THE SAME TIME *long pause* BITCH" - Kirsty.Hashtag Crashtag:In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #MisheardSongLyrics. Do you kick your cat all over the place? Or spend most of your time chasing penguins? Have no idea what we're talking about? Tune in to find out! Kirsty Vs. Dylan:And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a musical humming game, featuring many popular songs and theme tunes. Can we guess what on earth the other person is humming? Say Whaaaaaat?Also, Don't miss us sharing cringey stories and other tidbits that will make you say, whaaaat? And get ready for some happy news that'll put a spring in your step, all available in one neatly wrapped episode of fun.So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to a Brucey bonus episode of Happy Distraction (sorry, Kirsty came up with the Brucey Bonus thing).  Happy Distraction is the feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's 69 minute show (hey, hey), your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, revisit moments from their childhood and share the stupid shit they used to get up to. They also tackle a huge (potentially relationship breaking) Mr & Mrs style relationship quiz; how much will they know about each other? They share some pet peeves and get passionate about people saying 'pacifically' instead of 'specifically'. This is not one to miss if you want to get to know Dylan and Kirsty on more of a personal level. In the Show today:Introduction: (00:44)Stupid shit we did when we were kids: (01:52)Mr & Mrs Relationship quiz: (10:07)Pet Peeves: (58:33)Goodbyes: (1:07:22)So take a seat, get comfy and get to know Dylan and Kirsty on a deeper level... oooh! Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to Episode #2 of Happy Distraction. The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, delve into many topics, from a woman who uses a wheely bin as a sex toy to the genius idea of eating your full English breakfast from half an easter egg. To a 'Klepto Cat' who steals everything from a rubber duck to a mini skateboard.In the Show today:Introduction: (00:45)Say Whaaaaaat? (02:11)Hashtag Crashtag: (15:47)Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (21:37)Cringe of the week: (40:16)Happy News: (46:13)Goodbyes: (49:21)Hashtag Crashtag:In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time its #DisneyPickUpLines. Do you know your pooh from your boo?Kirsty Vs. Dylan:And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we play our own unique creation: Relation Wealth. This is totally ours and has nothing to do whatsoever with Family Fortunes or Family Feud; it's 100% original, I tell you.Say Whaaaaaat?Also, Don't miss us sharing cringey stories and other tidbits that will make you say, whaaaat? And get ready for some happy news that'll put a spring in your step, all available in one neatly wrapped episode of fun.So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to Episode #1 of Happy Distraction. The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, delve into many topics, from a man who donates his sperm without telling his wife, leading to a sticky situation (sorry). To the release of some questionable new headphones by Dyson. This episode is packed with cringes, stories, trivia and laughs to boot. In the Show today: Introduction: (00:24)Cringe of the week: (04:07)Hashtag Crashtag: (10:46) Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (14:50) Say Whaaaaaat? (31:09)Happy News: (37:47) Goodbyes: (40:05) Hashtag Crashtag:In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #DogBands in the spotlight. Kirsty Vs. Dylan:And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we take on a multiple category quiz; who will reign victorious? Say Whaaaaaat?Don't miss us sharing cringey stories and other tidbits that will make you say, whaaaat? And get ready for some happy news that'll put a spring in your step, all available in one neatly wrapped episode of fun. So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to Happy Distraction, a podcast filled to the brim of feel-good, guilt-free and laugh-out-loud (sometimes) little happy distractions. Join Dylan and Kirsty as they take you on an epic adventure of laughs, gaffs, fails, triumphs and everything in between. Happy Distraction is best described as having a magazine-style format, and features everything from personal experiences, to real-life funny and insightful stories. Some things to look out for in upcoming shows:Kirsty Vs. Dylan - Play along in our epic trivia battle, are you team D or team K?#HashtagCrashtag - The funniest stories related to the funniest hashtags of all time. Cringe of the Week - A cringey story, experience or anecdote is coming your way.Say whaaaat? - A chat about something that means something to us/topical discussions. Happy News - A roundup of some happy news to put a spring in your step. And much, much more...Connect with us on our socials:Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.ukBlog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blogTwitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappyFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappyInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/