Zoe and "Art" give their relationship the good ol' college try, meaning, of course, that they get in over their heads and Zoe acquires debts from which she'll never recover. The long time and very real couple give advice on dating. This week's sponsor is a new dating app known as "Us Against the Horde". But before you swipe right, you should choose a weapon, since you should never forget that it's an apocalypse and all. Email Zoe with ideas on how to escape her newfound prison at FromArtToZoe@gmail.com

Guest Starring David Berg as Bryan. Find David on Instagram @goatdvd.