Guaranteed Adventures

Guaranteed Adventures

Welcome to Guaranteed Adventures, where the stories might change, but the Adventure is Guaranteed! We're just a bunch of friends diving into the world of tabletop role-playing games (TTRPGs). From dungeons filled with dragons to superhero adventures, our podcast is your ticket to countless adventures.What makes us special? Well, first off, we're totally family-friendly and squeaky clean. We jump into a different TTRPG system every season and craft a whole new story, so you can join in at any point! No need to binge-listen for hours. Each season is a self-contained tale, ready for you to dive right in. Whether you're a seasoned adventurer or a complete newbie to TTRPGs, we're here to make you feel right at home. So grab your imaginary sword and your favorite snack, and join our party! Your seat at the table is waiting! #GuAdventurePod

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[OneShot] A Christmas Wish - Part 2 (ft. Rhett from Stack O' Dice)
25-12-2023
[OneShot] A Christmas Wish - Part 2 (ft. Rhett from Stack O' Dice)
Welcome to Guaranteed Adventures! For our last adventure of 2023, we head back to Rattlestead, but in the 1990s! Follow a group of teens and an eight-year-old as they are given the mission to deliver a magical egg given to them by The Ginger Bread Man. Arguably one of the funniest things we've ever recorded, we guarantee you will enjoy this holiday and Christmas OneShot! Listen to the entire episode to hear some bloopers! STARRING Seth Guthrie as the GMRhett Moeller as Ryan McReynolds (@StackODice)Kyle Bateman as Sammie BumblesnoutNathan Kuipers as Blake McCallisterSeth Kleinwort as Jamie McCallisterTim Gallegos as Hector Bumblesnout This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Christmas in the Village” by Geoff Harvey from ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠. Additional music from: Joyful Christmas by Sergii Pavkin from PixabayOnce Upon A Merry Christmas by Leigh Robinson from PixabayMarch of the Snowmen by 17406877 from PixabayJingle bells Rock - Energetic Positive Upbeat Happy Christmas Party by Dmitry Taras from PixabayHoliday Magic by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay Joyful Snowman by Grand_Project from PixabayChristmas Holidays_Medium by Grand_Project from PixabayFairytale Night by moodmode from PixabayWinter is Coming by William Roche from PixabayX-Mas Ambiance by Vincent from PixabayRock N Christmas 80s by Grand_Project from PixabayWinter (No Wind)⁠ by Magnetic_Trailer from Pixabay
[OneShot] A Christmas Wish - Part 1 (ft. Rhett from Stack O' Dice)
25-12-2023
[OneShot] A Christmas Wish - Part 1 (ft. Rhett from Stack O' Dice)
Welcome to Guaranteed Adventures! For our last adventure of 2023, we head back to Rattlestead, but in the 1990s! Follow a group of teens and an eight-year-old as they are given the mission to deliver a magical egg given to them by The Ginger Bread Man. Arguably one of the funniest things we've ever recorded, we guarantee you will enjoy this holiday and Christmas OneShot! STARRING Seth Guthrie as the GMRhett Moeller as Ryan McReynolds (@StackODice)Kyle Bateman as Sammie BumblesnoutNathan Kuipers as Blake McCallisterSeth Kleinwort as Jamie McCallisterTim Gallegos as Hector Bumblesnout This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Christmas in the Village” by Geoff Harvey from ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠. Additional music from: Joyful Christmas by Sergii Pavkin from PixabayOnce Upon A Merry Christmas by Leigh Robinson from PixabayMarch of the Snowmen by 17406877 from PixabayJingle bells Rock - Energetic Positive Upbeat Happy Christmas Party by Dmitry Taras from PixabayHoliday Magic by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay Joyful Snowman by Grand_Project from PixabayChristmas Holidays_Medium by Grand_Project from PixabayFairytale Night by moodmode from PixabayWinter is Coming by William Roche from PixabayX-Mas Ambiance by Vincent from PixabayRock N Christmas 80s by Grand_Project from PixabayWinter (No Wind)⁠ by Magnetic_Trailer from Pixabay
[Creator Quest] FALLEN E06 - Collapse (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)
18-12-2023
[Creator Quest] FALLEN E06 - Collapse (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)
Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story In our finale, the scobras are attacking, and the group finally meets the voice they've heard in their heads. With an epic ending to our story, you'll leave wanting more. STARRING Tim Gallegos as WhintrecKyle Bateman as Nyrex ShadowscaleNathan Kuipers as Festeg DorwallWith Dale Spaulding as Host This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. About the Season: “You can never return home.” As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand. You can find Dale: TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerdsPODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple PodsYou can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠⁠⁠Denis Maksimov⁠⁠⁠ from ⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠. Additional music from ⁠⁠Tabletop Audio
[Creator Quest] FALLEN E05 - Fumigate (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)
11-12-2023
[Creator Quest] FALLEN E05 - Fumigate (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)
Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story [Disclaimer] There is one description of gore at (15:18)-(16:37). There is a monster that attacks Doug and stays on Doug's face. Feel free to skip it if you would rather not listen to Dale's description of the attack. Things are not slowing down, and the creatures come with passion and hunger. Join Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg as they try to divert the oncoming wave of animals while also wrestling internally with their part in the story. This is the penultimate episode of FALLEN, with the finale coming on 12.18.2023. STARRING Tim Gallegos as WhintrecKyle Bateman as Nyrex ShadowscaleNathan Kuipers as Festeg DorwallWith Dale Spaulding as Host This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. About the Season: “You can never return home.” As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand. You can find Dale: TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerdsPODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple PodsYou can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠⁠Denis Maksimov⁠⁠ from ⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠. Additional music from ⁠Tabletop Audio
[Creator Quest] FALLEN E04 - Intruders (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)
04-12-2023
[Creator Quest] FALLEN E04 - Intruders (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)
Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story As Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg encounter a beast in the cave, they learn that the desert isn't as deserted as they initially thought. But they haven't even begun to meet the creatures that await them and the war party. STARRING Tim Gallegos as WhintrecKyle Bateman as Nyrex ShadowscaleNathan Kuipers as Festeg DorwallWith Dale Spaulding as Host This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. About the Season: “You can never return home.” As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand. You can find Dale: TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerdsPODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple PodsYou can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord: ⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠⁠Denis Maksimov⁠⁠ from ⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠Dark Ambient Atmosphere 2 ⁠Daniel Hourtoulle⁠ from ⁠Pixabay⁠Mysterious Grotto, Ghosts of Appalachia, Starforged Plantside, and Spirit of the Plains from ⁠Tabletop Audio
[Creator Quest] FALLEN E03 - Exploration (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)
27-11-2023
[Creator Quest] FALLEN E03 - Exploration (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)
Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg continue exploring the cave system that the troupe recently discovered. Choices are made, and eternal consequences will be had. STARRING Tim Gallegos as WhintrecKyle Bateman as Nyrex ShadowscaleNathan Kuipers as Festeg DorwallWith Dale Spaulding as Host This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. About the Season: “You can never return home.” As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand. You can find Dale: TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerdsPODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple PodsYou can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠⁠Denis Maksimov⁠⁠ from ⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠Dark Ambient Atmosphere 2 ⁠Daniel Hourtoulle⁠ from ⁠Pixabay⁠Ice Cavern, Mysterious Grotto, Underground Lake, Starforged Fray, and Space Battle from ⁠Tabletop Audio
[Creator Quest] FALLEN E02 - Travels (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)
13-11-2023
[Creator Quest] FALLEN E02 - Travels (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)
Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story Get to know Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg as they bunk down for the night following the end of a horrible war, one their nation has just lost. Our heroes are met with high emotion and low morale. But there seems to be a light in the darkness, one our heroes must keep lit, no matter the darkness surrounding them. STARRING Tim Gallegos as WhintrecKyle Bateman as Nyrex ShadowscaleNathan Kuipers as Festeg DorwallWith Dale Spaulding as Host This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. About the Season: “You can never return home.” As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand. You can find Dale: TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerdsPODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple PodsYou can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠Denis Maksimov⁠ from ⁠Pixabay⁠Dark Ambient Atmosphere 2 Daniel Hourtoulle from PixabaySteampunk Stations, River Town Music, Rolling Emporium, and Invisible Mountain from Tabletop Audio