Welcome Singleton as you peer into the papoose that is our practical guide to online paramours. Inside our lexicon of love this week are letters G for Ghosting and H for Haunting!  And is your profile the one we play Dating App Bingo with? You'll have to listen to find out.

Featuring Tinder Girl (@girl_tinder) and Bumbling Dad (@BumblingD) alongside seriously single business-girl Siobhan (@Shoobmac), with your guide and arbiter of amour Jon (@voiceofsiri) trying desperately to keep them on the dating straight and narrow.

If you'd like to ask the team a question or propose a Profile for us to pick on - then write to us  at askdateadvisor@gmail.com