Dear listener, as Spring raises its weary head from Winter's slumbers (in the Northern Hemisphere) we delight in the appearance of snowdrops, daffodils and tulips as well as the letter Q for Quirky and Quitting alongside the letter R for Romance and Recycling.

Featuring the cut and thrust of Tinder Girl (@girl_tinder) and the rapier wit of our resident New Yorker Tinderhella (@Tinderhella1) alongside the fabulous foil of Siobhan (@shoobmac). Ensuring they are all en-garde is your referee Jon (@voiceofsiri) so let battle commence!

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