Whether they’re breaking into a plane, chomping their way through a bridal party, or messing up Paris’ Olympics plans, sharks are having a busy 2024. So, join us as we celebrate our favorite predator with: No Way Up, Something in the Water, and Under Paris.

Andy and Philip close their PriDEMONth celebration of queer vampires with a sapphic trip through Europe, from London to Transylvania (with an extended, off-season stay in Osten), to honor the lesbian vampires of Dracula’s Daughter (1936) and Daughter’s of Darkness (1971).

The PriDEMONth celebration of queer bloodsuckers continues as we head to the Bi-Curious SOV Era for a Bi-Coastal look at a Gay Old Count in West Hollywood and a Sapphic New Jersey Queen of the Night from Outer Space in a Vampires-Looking-For-Love Softcore Double feature with Love Bites (1988) and Caress of the Vampire (1996)

It’s June! The sun is out and so are we! Join us for a priDE-MONth celebration of the gayest monster in the parade: The Vampire. Andy and Philip kick things off by debunking some hateful myths and searching for their chosen ones among the Vertical Stack with Vampire Boys (2011) and Vampire Boys 2: The New Brood (2013).

We’ve reached 100 episodes! And to celebrate their high body count, Andy and Philip watch a threesome of films with similarly impressive numbers - and since it’s Pride Month we found it fitting that all three are about groups of people under siege from evil forces of conformity!

It’s a certain somebody’s special day and Philip and Andy are celebrating with a track meet, a science experiment, and an aerobics slumber party. Join us on this triple feature as we say happy birthday to the scream queen who keeps us looking good for the boys, the one and only: Linnea Quigley.

We kick off this summer (and season 7) by reminiscing about what YOU did last summer, because WE know. So, while it may not be the 4th of July yet, it’s never too early in the season to rank the hotness of the victims from the I Know What You Did Last Summer “trilogy”.

Andy and Philip wrap up their 2024 couples counseling sessions (and season 6) by heading to Lake Havasu via London Bridge to sit down with one of their strangest (and hottest) couples yet: Michael and Olivia (or is it Jenny?) from Uli Lommel’s 1983 genre-defying character study, Olivia.

Andy and Philip finds themselves a bit overwhelmed with their client roster this week, as they try to counsel multiple couples ranging from boring to problematic to toxic with the ill-fated friend circle that stumbles on the monster-infested mansion of 1986’s Spookies.

February may have come and gone, but that doesn’t mean horror couples are done being counseled. This week, Andy and Philip really have their work cut out for them as they attempt to solve the problems of George and Kathy Lutz of The Amityville Horror (1978), and surprisingly, living in a notorious possessed house is the least of their problems.

It might be May, but Andy and Philip aren’t quite ready to leave 2023 behind yet…or maybe we just sat on this one a little too long. Either way, let’s take a little trip back to the “good ole days” of last year as we shuffle through the horror that was, whether we wanted it to be or not.

Everyone is busy making their lists and checking them twice, but Andy and Philip are more concerned with the movies that might not even be on Santa’s radar. So, we’re spending our Christmas with some misfit films that deserve extra holiday cheer - Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013), Mrs. Claus (2018), and Santa Isn’t Real (2023).

Not everyone has a place to go this season, so Andy and Philip are inviting the sisters of Mu Kappa Epsilon for an orphan holiday dinner. Let’s put down those petitions and don our most empowering Santa costumes as we (try) to say only nice things to a movie that has its share of haters: Black Christmas (2019).

Philip and Andy whip up some morgue nog and get set to have a Messy Christmas by loudly telling anyone who will listen that they were wrong about Glen Morgan and James Wong's misunderstood 2006 remake of a holiday horror classic.

Concluding this year’s family therapy sessions, Andy and Philip head to the midway to talk to the chosen-family-within-a-chosen-family of circus sideshow performers in Tod Browning’s cult classic Freaks.

We're back a little early with a black friday surprise befitting this sickly comforting and low-key evil holiday where Andy and Philip work hard to set aside their grievances, and try to find some gratitude for the little things in the holiday movie that was given, but not chosen: Thanksgiving (2023).

Thanksgiving - a holiday stuffed with toxicity, violence, anxieties, and delicious food - and with those traditions in mind, Andy and Philip pile their plates a little too high by trying to provide therapy to the Simmons family of Blood Rage(1987). We definitely have our work cut out for us as we attempt to chew through this feast of generation trauma, complete meltdowns, gleeful psychopathy, and definitely not cranberry sauce.

It’s that time of year again where many of us feel an obligation to spend time with people we never chose to be around, AKA our families, so Andy and Philip want to soften the holiday season by providing some much needed counseling to horror families in need. First up, we sit down with the Le Domas family of Ready or Not (2019), to encourage some honest communication about the trauma of growing up in a household that has an inconvenient pact with Satan.

It’s been 35 years since Angela’s infamous Halloween party at Hull House, but that doesn’t mean Andy and Philip are done dishing about it. In fact, we have so much hot gossip that we had to ensnare some guests to sort through it all. Erin from Manic Movie Monday helps us rank all the hot victims, while Greg from Fright Court brings his discerning eye to our costume runway, and finally we re-form our party planning committee for some seriously needed party rescue. So sit back, and relax, because we just wanna look good for the boys!

Andy and Philip bring Saw-toberfest to a close by passing judgement on the newest film in the franchise, Saw X, and finally putting the man behind the pig mask himself, John Kramer, to the test. With an impressive inventory of traps leftover from all the people we have freed, surely we can find a game befitting the petty and vengeful Jigsaw and his angry horde of acolytes.