In Episode 25, we query the existence of eagles in Australia, ponder the thought of becoming a director on the back of a GCSE in Media Studies, wonder why the pool is closed when it is still hot, determine sensibilities of cryogenic sleep, and cry over two old roses. Maybe you will too.

In Episode 24, we hear about an unlikely reunion, being kicked out by a pensioner, what you should spend your last $4.42 on, cleaning a car for free, serving coffee for free, planting trees for free, and telemarketing for free.

In Episode 23, we hear about a short lived career in telemarketing, an all too predictable dumping, lodging with pensioners, and more championship manager.

In Episode 22, we hear about leaving home, a terrible email, a seizure, the follies of unemployment, poor money management, being a bad boyfriend, the big day out, and a restaurant opening.

In Episode 21 we hear about being 21 today, getting down and doing the bad thing, allegations of laziness, being laid off, not having the perseverance to be a samurai, crashing into a yacht with a kayak, and putting on a speedo show at the retirement village pool.

In Episode 20 we hear about going in too deep, bludging, waitering, packing, how not to eat a mango, and antics on the Gold Coast.

In Episode 19 we hear about reunions, exhaustion, intolerable cruelty, a tick, a cockaroach, old school scam emails, my first thai curry, my first cappuccino, and an ultrasound. A special guest episode with Matt Wilson.

In Episode 18 we hear about cherry popping, breaking curtains, scam jobs, modelling, being skint, dodgy piss, disgusting fish, and Dunlop K26s.

In Episode 17 we hear about a leaving do, a dead deer, destruction of a diary, pre-departure defecation, floppy disks, VHS entertainment, and me time.

In Episode 16 we hear about graduation, the porn virus, racializing a fashion label, lifestyles of the demented, film critiquing, and a cat scaling a fence. A special guest episode with Jarrod Hart.

In Episode 15, we hear about Mark’s degree results, candles, fairy lights, back pain, a tramp under a tree, another whimsical infatuation, and a cup of vomit. A special guest episode with Sinead Lyons.

In Episode 14, we hear what a tv adaptation of Badly Written Boy might entail, how Mark would fail at getting cast as himself, the final university course submissions, booking flights to Australia, man flu, more self-pity, a man vs wasp encounter, and the multiple roles of the humble couch.

In Episode 12, we hear about seizing the light, studio masturbation, the topshop voyeur, nicely pressed shirts, quiche boy, polaroid cameras, headbutting, and waffle stomping.

In Episode 13, we hear about the university course finale, strip poker, political stuff, spooky stuff, sticky videos, rejecting toxic masculinity, female friends, a hard day’s work, and quitting

In Episode 11, we hear about nipplegate, drunken admissions, an actual idiot’s guide to blagging essays, the landscape ball, flirtatious dancing, unrequited love, apprehending shoplifters, and kebabs.

In Episode 10, we hear about virgins, driving tests, manovers, paternosters, indie boy and his brown corduroys, trivial pursuit and dithering heights.

In Episode 9, we hear about Math, Bonbon, Mr Pie, Dunlop K26’s, Cold Call Dating, and Faking Aids.

In Episode 8, we hear about the Heaven’s Gate Cult, Comet Hale–Bopp, the spoken english of Swedes, a poem about caravans, irritating kids on long haul flights, and a bad date.

In Episode 7, we talk French, TV before streaming, bus wankers, nonce teachers, and x-factor.

In Episode 6, we hear about the old testament, welsh brothels, a class full of pigs, amazing speeds and a badly sung boy.