It's a Pumpkin Pie Sundae! Thanksgiving special baby! I hope everyone had a creamtastic Turkey Day this year. Get your bibs because this feast has a lot on the menu...Josh's rents come to town, Panther's game, Thanksgiving plans, Josh gets stuck next to a fat lady, sandwiches, dry turkey, Rik's chef papa, fly over states, Spy Kids, Danny Trejo, bad form lifting, picky eating, lonely Joshie, rats, AND MORE"Turkey for me, turkey for you. Let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe." — Adam Sandler, "The Thanksgiving Song"

The beginning makes you want to throw a hot coffee in Josh's face, but then the sode heats up hotter than Rik's lower intestine, dive on in with:Joshy Tired, Day Drinkin, Jimbo's Wedding,  Rik's Phone Fiasco, Boost vs Verizon Moron Showdown, Naming Vehicles, Holdin Doors, Prince Albert Piercing and Body Modifications, Tattoos, Farmland, Foxwoods Casino, Rik's Cyst and MORE“Prince Albert was gazing out of the window into the dark streets. Grace's eyes locked with Prince Albert's and she immediately sank into curtsey. On rising, she blushed to see that he was nodding in acknowledgment and smiling. Not knowing what else to do, she curtseyed again, and while her knee was still bent, the traffic eased and the royal carriage moved off.”― Mary Hooper, Fallen Grace

The boys have some complaints this week, so get your helmet because this one's a doozy.  Rik almost fights an elderly man at Home Depot and Josh channels his inner Bill Burr and says F-ck every 9 seconds. Lotta ground covered including:Josh's haircut, QR Menus, Self Check Out,  Signing Receipts, Unnecessary Tipping, Rik's Home Depot fiasco, Harnessing Anger, Broken Legs, Engagement, Sports Gamblin', Arm Wrasltin, Camels, Creed, Josh's Latest Comedy Bomb and MORE"Hello my friend we meet again. It's been a while where should we begin? Feels like forever"-Creed

The boys are back to their regularly scheduled program coming off the Halloween sode.  They get silly and a little serious with some hot topics:Matthew Perry, Bruce Willis, Action Movies, SS Sniper Wolf, Thanksgiving, salvery, lunges, Theo Von garbage man podcast, hoarders, living in a van, air hand dryers, shoes, shorts, Maine shooter, Creed, Asheville and MORE "Hi, I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable"-Chandler Bing (Matthew Perry)

Watch this one with the lights on Creamers... cuz you're in for a real spook! And not the kind that works for corrupt 3 letter organizations either, the kind where Count Creamcula and the sweaty illegitimate love child of Satan and Sting talk about ghouls. Ghouls, ghosts, leperchauns, zombies, your mother's tits... if it's scary then the boys hit it in this show:  Spirit Halloween, Halloween parties, Trick or Treatin', Kiddie Costumes, Vampires vs. Werewolves, Sh*tty Candybars, Horror Movies, Ghost Stories, Perverted Sex Offending Hypnotists, Zombies, Jada Pinkett Smith and MORE "On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."-Rodney Dangerfield

Guest Sode! Local Charlotte comedian Chris chops it up with the boys about:Salem witch trials, Israel, Amy Schumer, hummus, Cam Hanes beef, PTO, trollin', Chris's Jesus beef, Drake album, Millenials vs. Gen Z, telemarketers, fake guns, AND MORE"Girl give me some head because I need it/And if I f**k with you right after I might eat it"—Drake

Woooeee! It's the wedding pod! Rik tied the old knot and Josh tied his nuts into a knot and paid Rik to stomp on 'em in this week's crazzzzy episode!  SPOILER ALERTS FOR: Better Call Saul, Logan, Spiderman (They're all old as sh*t now so get over it)Wedding recap, ghosts and ghouls, the pearly gates, comedy bits, Jimmy Butler, basements, old money, emergency signal test, spoilers, Better Call Saul... again, spooky movies... AND A BONUS AUDIO ONLY PORTION:  At the end Rik, Josh, and Rik's little brother Clive smoke some celebratory cigars at the venue on the front porch after Rik's wedding. So put that in your cone and smoke it there pal!"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are."-Will Ferrell

Creamers rejoice, Josh and Rik back for a regularly scheduled pod. Last podcast of Rik's single life, he's about to get married. The boys hit a lot of topics this week:Kevin James, famous NH folks, Vegas sphere, u2 Bono, Britney Spears knives, NCAA, weed, prisons, slavery, Tupac killer, Ric Flair Kill Tony, Louis CK, Toy Story Football, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, and way MORE“History is now being documented in the moment through memes, and they shape our memories. I make them as if to say, "I was here, and I mocked this time and place.”― Jarod Kintz

Guest sode! Novo is back baby, and he's ready to talk about aliens.  Enjoy this special episode where the 3 amigos discuss:Bachelor party recap, sober Josh, NFL, Vegas talk, drugs, aliens, movin around the country, Biden, Crank, movies, Bert Kreischer, Spirit Airlines, Novo's new album, underwater creatures, running over dogs, Rik's violent dentist, scary movies and MORE   "There may be aliens in our Milky Way galaxy, and there are billions of other galaxies. The probability is almost certain that there is life somewhere in space"-Buzz Aldrin

FYI, this is definitely more of a video episode! Check out the Youtube!The boys decide to pull off the pod in the midst of a serious bender at Rik's bachelor party. Josh is pretty drunk and Rik can't stop sluggin' like a monster. During this magical pod we cover our first T-Shirts, Crocs in Idiocracy, silly phone names, Sam being Nostradamus, Blind Drivers, Losing your clothes and we ask... You sure about that? Plenty of guests on this one, Morty. Blarg. "My goal in life is to be an actor.”- Ron Jeremy

Rik wakes Josh up this week with a facetime call and they jump right on for a pod.  Sleepy Josh and Ricky ticky tommy are back solo with a doozy for ya.  Dig in with:  Tired Joshie, Florida, Jimmy Buffet, Religion, Josh's Helen Keller disaster, SNL and Mad TV, diarrhea plane lady, Obama crackhead sex, Disney vs Spectrum, NFL, car crashes, AND MORE! "The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount."-Ann Coulter

Sweet creamy lord what have we done to deserve such an excellent podcast this week. The boys venture North to do this week's pod at the top of Cream Mountain. We get nostalgic, we tell some solid stories, have a few laughs, might even ruin a perfectly good pair of underpants. During this week's pod we cover 23 and Me, hot cougars at the beach, Bob Barker jokes, cheap flights, spamming people over fax machines, Kay Jewelers using old tech and the boys end up with a perfectly good high-five!"I can't jump high, so I jump from high places."- Mick Foley

Woooeee creamers! The boys are back and their both healthy. This one's a bit offensive per usual. It's not a political pod but it's definitely a political sode, so if you don't like listening to political talk then go cream yourself.  If you wanna listen to a coupla chodes talk about things they don't entirely understand, then let's embark on a journey together:The disease that shall not be named, getting banned, censorship, free speech, Rich Men North of Richmond, Rogan, corrupt politicians, Trump's mugshot, political talk, midgets, comedy, midget comedians, AND MORE"It's a big club, and you ain’t in it. You and I are not in the big club. And by the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head in their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table is tilted folks. The game is rigged, and nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care. Good honest hard-working people -- white collar, blue collar, it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on -- good honest hard-working people continue -- these are people of modest means -- continue to elect these rich c-cksuckers who don’t give a f-ck about them. They don’t give a f-ck about you."-George Carlin

Everyone's sick of Covid, but JOSH  is sick WITH Covid.  Listen to Josh struggle to breathe and focus for almost an hour straight in this mediocre at best episode.  Just kidding though, he's not really that sick.  Just sick like that annoying nerd used to be in school with the nasally voice that you stuffed into a locker and verbally abused for years who later excelled as an executive for a large corporation that may or may not have been responsible for funding certain dangerous research that inevitably led to Josh being sick in the first place. TOPICS:Josh has Covid, Sick at work, Comedy Show, Float tanks, sensory depravation, AI covers, Maui, hazard pay, Monday Morning QB Covid thoughts, stretchy jeans, Twisted Metal show, PS1, monster movies, sharks, trophy hunters, mental illness, AND MORE!"I'm not a comedian. And I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a surgeon with a scalpel for false values"-Lenny Bruce

The boys survived their 10th cancellation, and they're back with a vengeance. They get real with their origin stories and some nostalgia:Super Nintendo, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Pokemon, other old games, suicide, Bermuda triangle, cable, Youtube truckers, dirtbikes, snowboarding, playing in the snow, bikes, Rik's crashes, fake weed, real weed, laughing gas, flus, school trauma, AND MORE!"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll"-Shigeru Miyamoto

Rik's back from his Rock show, and Josh has some BEEF. Grabs your spoons creamers cuz this one is a doozy. Free Lizzo.Rik's trip, puke stories, chuggin beers, fat shaming, Lizzo, comedy haters, Pee Wee, Better Call Saul, Obama chef, 3D films, colorblind, cellphones, Megan Rapinoe, women's sports, althetes, airplanes, Bumbo the airline clown, AND MORE..."I'm fat but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man"-George Orwell

Once in a while, the boys gotta keep it real. Real creamy. Dig in with:Workin like slaves, Ye West, Utopia, Travis Scott, music, ancient movies, Rik's dog, job applications, Josh's racial comedy bits, Rik's scorching his wind pipe, Metallica, dog years, life expectancy, new TV shows, Obama chef, RFK, Twitter X, and MORE‘Well my freedom is being kind of disturbed here.’ No, screw your freedom," -Arnold Schwarzenegger

Woah! Barbenheimer weekend pod! The boys didn't see either of them because they didn't buy tickets 9 months in advance like everyone else, but they still get into the thick of it with:Josh's apology, robot limbs, Wolverine, The Sound of Freedom, wheelchair scams, peeing in bottles, Concord is dying, mall rats, grueseome deaths, eyesight, healthcare, Rik's neck update, Eastern medicine, Josh's low T, workout routines, AND MORE"I am become cream, destroyer of your mother's minge"-Unknown

Creamers rejoice! This might be the one that gets the boys kicked off the airways. They don't say anything that offensive, but they they say naughty words that corporations don't think you should be allowed to hear, but that's ok! Enjoy it before it melts:Bonus holes, Rik's neck injury, Rik's Bachelor parties, gamblin, el nino floods, insurance fraud, comedy, Illusions museum, Snow White, mise en scene, Rudolph and Santa, little people, offensive words, pride month, being white, Oppenheimer, smokin butts, fast food tales, fatphobia, AND MORE"I'll stop the world and melt with you"

The Boys are Back in Town baby. They took a couple weeks off but I'll bet you 69 shmeckles that you couldn't even tell. Rik's back from his trip, and Josh has some complaints about comics. Get comfortable and let the cream slide right into your ear holes with:  Rik's South Dakota trip, Josh's comedy beefs, Rik's family jewel cave, showtime nerves, comedians with brain damage, Grimace, McDonald's lore, lucid dreaming, Deja Vu, graveyards, Mexican toilets, roller coaster tragedies, lab grown meat, National Parks, owls, AND MORE"When I'm no longer rapping, I want to open and ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg"-Snoop Dogg