Cult Potato (Cult Classic Movies)

The finale. There is no more. Once we watched this, we couldn't keep going. This is a movie...

This is before Michael Bay came along and made Transformers just equal explosions. Optimus Prime also dies in this one, it is super sad. The robots are in disguise and trying to save a planet.

Two very, not gay, doctors spend their time at Sacred Heart Hospital having hijinks and fun with the massive ensemble cast. The other half of the show is incredibly sad and emotional portrayal of working in a hospital.

A man from 1999 gets frozen for 1000 years by an alien who knows they need him to defeat some floating brains later. Along the way he befriends a foul-mouthed robot, an ass-kicking cyclops and a cast of other characters.

A shit community college gets a bunch of stereotypes together in a Spanish study group and they all have enough character moments to sink a battleship and evolve into deeply complex characters who like blanket forts.

Doctor Who is a great sci-fi series about a character from Galifrey zooming around the universe in his TARDIS and meeting cool aliens and fighting cool villains along the way. This movie is not.

If you like staring at confusing and slow-paced shots of space as an old movie tries to predict how the future of space travel will look, just to get 4 hours in and have an absolute drug trip - movie for you.

I don't even know where to start with this one...there's some guys who kill some people, bodies explode in cars, people get forced to clean them up, but Bruce Willis is also a boxer who kills our main character.

What would happen if you took a bunch of different humans from a high school and shoved them into a detention hall with a mildly abusive supervisor? Absolute chaos and a bunch of heart-warming comradery.

No funny description for this movie. A heart-wrenching tale of a man with down's syndrome teaming up with a man on the run to help him complete his dream of becoming a professional wrestler and doing the Atomic Throw.

Two homeless dudes put in sunglasses and shoot up a superior alien race with an army in an effort to stop subliminal advertising. Sometimes I overplay story elements in these descriptions, but that is literally what happens.

What if The Rock was more important to WWE Superstar Paige's backstory than he was? A young woman who loves professional wrestling almost throws everything away for her numbskull of a brother.

In the best movie of the best franchise, we see Hulk Hogan team up with three American children, trained by their Japanese grandfather to be ninjas, to stop some really campy villains from taking over a theme park.

A linguist follows in his grandfathers footsteps at finding the lost city of Atlantis and teaches the natives how to turn the keys they wear around their necks in the ignition of cool futuristic motorcycles.

This movie, was a movie. There was a kid with a chip on his shoulder who gets experimented on and then goes power hungry and kills his girlfriend and almost his best friend, but he was saved by creepy children.

A giant made of iron crash lands on Earth and is found by a little boy, who proceeds to make it his pet. Eventually it turns out to be a weapon and then extracts tears from the viewer in it's sacrifice.

What would happen if a couple of rats escaped from experiments at NIMH and then decided to hang out in a field? Then a kid gets sick and there is a cat called dragon...and a wizard and an owl that might be the same thing.

Two schlubs that have no right to survive a zombie apocalypse fight their way through hordes of the living dead to save ungrateful friends, scorned exes, and ignorant grandmas - before eventually sitting down at The Winchester.

What really defines a human? Because that is the question that underpins everything in this movie about AI and cybernetic warriors. Is The Major a human? Is The Butcher a human? Are we even human?

There was a child who had a bad life, so he got high on psychedelic mushrooms and then started talking to his flute, a magical yellow dragon that looks like Barney's jaundice cousin, and a witch who is way too harsh on herself.