We lied! We said we were having a big break! But guess what! We had a slightly smaller break! You lucky... lucky... cuuuuuuuuu@ts! We talk washing machines, we have new segment ideas, we have approximately 30 less minutes of content. Simon loves theme parks. Andrew doesn't as much. Game of thrones gets a mention (again). Listen!

The Boy's are back and there is gonna be trouble! This week on we ask: "Is it ok to spill things on your baby?" and "Should I teach my kids swear words?" Andrew has beef with one of the Hemsworth's and we ponder if maybe we both should have become panel beaters?

This is the big one folks. The one where we storm area 51. We also get outraged over the ethnicity of mythological creatures and ancient architecture. Keanu Reeves gets well and truly put in his place as well, so don't miss it!

Do you remember Michael Richards, TV's Kramer from Seinfeld? Well he said some insensitive stuff and we kinda make fun of him a bit in this ep. We also help with your poker strategies and Andrew launches a crusade against delicious pizza!

This week we talk about people speeding, bacon raffles, prostitutes and if thats not enough, a pizza Simon had once. Strap yourselves in!

Are you a fan of fake banana flavour? Then get ready to have your world rocked! We also celebrate the launch of #SpaceCommand and Andrew picks a fight with the idea of "Free Stuff". All this and *more on the Dad Zone!

True Crime! The Dad Zone has shifted its direction away from comedy and advice to focus full time on True Crime. We also chat about Kevin Hart and Donald Trumps Wall. Andrew reviews Bohemian Rhapsody and Simon subjects DC's Aquaman to his expert critique. We also launch our voice and text line, so if you want us to review a movie or ask our advice please text or call +61 459 920 813 Podcast does not contain any actual true crime, except maybe bad jokes.

It's a new year on the dad zone and we have all the answers. Andrew has phantom tooth pain and you gives you all the best house decluttering tips. Who needs a freaking Netflix show???? Kondo, I'm talking to you. There are also other things. OHHHHHH the THINGS!!!!

A countdown! The most clickiest of click baits around. But ours is different we start at 5 and then work our way to number one, unlike all those other stupid internet countdowns... I won't spoil it but safe to say its full of super heroes and horror films!

Simon and I have entered the Dad Zone in the the Australian Podcast Awards and we want you to vote for us. If thats not too much trouble. Just go to the link: bit.ly/dzpodvote You will have to register and thats annoying but we'd really appreciate it. Cheers!

This week we release our single greatest and most hilarious episode ever (since the last one). We scour the depths of twitter and address parenting fails with our patented brand of great tips and advice. Listen to it. Also vote for us bit.ly/dzpodvote. GET IT

You have downloaded the newest episode of the dad zones week off, CONGRATULATIONS! This week we chat about hot topics like "Does having long fingernails make you a bad parent?" and "Are 911 operators good at maths?" We also review Horror movie Tumbbad, Netflix's The Punisher season 2 and Velvet Buzzsaw. Enjoy it you lucky listeners.

This one is all about #awkward. We delve into those situations that make you cringe. Also one or two that.... don't? Simon makes an outrageous accusation and we talk beverage menu placements. It's a wild ride folks!

Milk Coke! it's a thing that people drink, of their own free will, and in this episode The Dads taste it live on air. We also talk about the Hulk Hogan Biopic, review the wrong escape room, Mandy, Netflix's Umbrella Academy and cheesburger spring rolls. Andrew also discovers the only thing Simon can't do, what is it... listen to find out.

#oopsie is what its all about today. Simon discusses toilets at one point. Andrew talks about things. Simon responds. Beer. We mention Nutella, so thats an opportunity for sponsorship. Russian brides are a thing as is bread. Very diverse show tonight folks! Enjoy

Welcome to another episode of the week off! We celebrate the heroics of the mighty Eggboy, Andrew gets a sound board, and Simon tries to ignore it. We also review Spiderman: Into the Spider-verse and Marvel's Captain Marvel... Remember if you have a movie or tv show you want us to review simply text it with you name to +614 59 920 813 or email us at dadzonecast@gmail.com

Hello! It's us! We are back after a surprise week off. This time its #firstworldproblems that are solved... by us. This podcast is the first one that has been enhanced by special techniques, used by award winning comedians, to highlight and magnify comedy!

Ahhhh Alanis, have you ruined irony for all time? The Dad Zone thinks so! We chat about killer animals in Africa and a really, really bad gymnastics injury. We review Shazam, Pet Sematary and Andrew outlines his very detailed ranking system by which he classifies all burgers and hot sandwiches.

Heeeeey! We're back, refreshed and keen to get balls deep back into it. We talk facepalms today. Simon tells a horrible story. We argue about a movie. Remember that time your Grandma saw you watching porn? We do.

It's time for the week off again! This week we debate sexist greeting cards and fawn over the newest royal baby! The Russo brothers finally lift their spoiler embargo, so we give Avengers: Endgame the Dad Zone's review that includes some minor spoilers! Andrew gives us his early review of Playstation's Days Gone, and Simon reviews Wolfenstein: The New Order.