The War on Morons

thewaronmorons

A weekly takedown of idiots in the headlines - from dumb criminals, Darwin Award candidates, lunatic liberal politicians, Hollywood hacks, triggered SJWs, the notorious Florida Man and more, we speak truth to stupidity! A mix of irreverent news commentary, hilarious character bits and outrageous sketches, it's right-wing comedy in the classic talk radio style of the Phil Hendrie Show! read less
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Episodes

The War On Morons Episode 100 - Revenge of the Morons!
28-09-2021
The War On Morons Episode 100 - Revenge of the Morons!
The 100th episode celebration is cut short when our lawyer checks in. Looks like all our chickens are coming home to roost!... We’ll try to cover the week of stupidity anyway: * “Vaxxed up the wazoo” hosts from The View test positive and scare away Kamala * CNN really doesn’t want you to do your own research * Somebody’s poopin’ in the Pizza Rolls again * Conor McGregor throws like a Weeble * Meet the Taliban’s toy boat navy * Lucky guy drives off in a “Free Car”.... turns out there’s a body in the trunk * San Francisco, New York, Chicago and Boston compete with Afghanistan to be this week’s Worst Run Place in the World Plus, watch for appearances from Jimmy James, Longhorn Flannigan, Penelope Cruxton, Dr. Ding Dong & Barry Helpful, Professor Archibald, LueEllen in Plano, Dr. Larry, Mac Cashman, the Gang of Good Guys, the Spectre Inspector Squad, Dr. Felsmere and more! Check out our online shop for hilarious T-shirts that are sure to turn heads, including the new Stars & Stripes and CNN Get off the Air designs - https://www.bonfire.com/store/wompodcast/ Watch the video version of the show here - https://rumble.com/c/c-315047 Remember, the first place to listen to the audio version of the War On Morons is on the Hamin Media Group every single Tuesday at 6 a.m. EST. Make sure to subscribe to HMG - https://haminmediagroup.podbean.com/ #stupidcriminals #fakenews #parody #podcasts #comedy #conservativecomedy #politicalhumor #FloridaMan #satire #talkradio
The War On Morons Episode 98 - Trillas and Gorillas
14-09-2021
The War On Morons Episode 98 - Trillas and Gorillas
In the Stack of Stupidity this week: * In communist America, George W. Bush calls YOU a terrorist * Biden makes a meme out of himself again, this time at a 9/11 Memorial * The Taliban are frolicking on playground equipment made out of our fighter jets * Minneapolis, Oregon, Ft. Myers, Australia, New Jersey and England compete to be this week’s worst-run place in the world * Trump and Don Jr. call an old man boxing match for some reason * The LA Times and crazy homeless people in monkey masks agree - Newsom fears Elder * Somebody ripped out Lil Uzi Vert’s million-dollar forehead diamond. Because that’s a thing. * Naked Florida Woman drives a stolen golf cart through an armed standoff. Plus, watch for appearances from Lara the Alien Lover, Rev. Jeremiah and delusional vigilante “superhero” the Steel City Enforcer, who will personally kick your door down and stick a syringe in your neck with Operation Needle Jam! Check out our online shop for hilarious T-shirts that are sure to turn heads, including the new Stars & Stripes and CNN Get off the Air designs - https://www.bonfire.com/store/wompodcast/ Watch the video version of the show here - https://rumble.com/c/c-315047 Remember, the first place to listen to the audio version of the War On Morons is on the Hamin Media Group every single Tuesday at 6 a.m. EST. Make sure to subscribe to HMG - https://haminmediagroup.podbean.com/ #stupidcriminals #fakenews #parody #podcasts #comedy #conservativecomedy #politicalhumor #FloridaMan #satire #talkradio
The War On Morons Episode 97 - Heartbeats and Horse Pucky
07-09-2021
The War On Morons Episode 97 - Heartbeats and Horse Pucky
In the Stack of Stupidity this week: * Jen Psaki is a transphobic bigot who thinks men like Lil Nas X can’t get pregnant * Joe Biden’s a Cafeteria Catholic - he takes the rosary beads and pedophilia and leaves everything else * Twitter says Beyonce is a white supremacist * Rolling Stone gets caught horsin’ around with the truth * San Francisco, London, Chicago, South Australia and Philly compete to be named the inaugural WOM Worst Run Place in the World * Florida Woman will cut you for cutting the cheese * A prankster goes full Bart Simpson at a school board meeting * They’re putting kryptonite in the water and turning Superman GAY! Plus, watch for appearances from shoplifting scam artist and social media side hustle guru Frankie Five Fingers, deranged kids show hosts Dr. Ding Dong and Barry Helpful and concerned Texas-bound California refugee Pam in Santa Cruz, who’s worried the Heartbeat Law will stand in the way of her quarterly abortion cleanses.... It’s gonna be a sick one, people! Check out our online shop for hilarious T-shirts that are sure to turn heads, including the new Stars & Stripes and CNN Get off the Air designs - https://www.bonfire.com/store/wompodcast/ Watch the video version of the show here - https://rumble.com/c/c-315047 Remember, the first place to listen to the audio version of the War On Morons is on the Hamin Media Group every single Tuesday at 6 a.m. EST. Make sure to subscribe to HMG - https://haminmediagroup.podbean.com/ #stupidcriminals #fakenews #parody #podcasts #comedy #conservativecomedy #politicalhumor #FloridaMan #satire #talkradio
The War On Morons Episode 96 - Generation F‘d
31-08-2021
The War On Morons Episode 96 - Generation F‘d
In the Stack of Stupidity this week: * The Washington clown show continues as Joe and Kamala laugh about Afghanistan * Pro-masker dad strips down to his shorts at a school board meeting * CoVax coercion hits a new low - get a shot, get some ramen noodles! * School kids made to “walk like a zombie” and wear ankle monitors to fight the virus * The Taliban takes on “climate change” - no wonder AOC wants to bring them all here * The pronouns people are putting out lunacy on TikTok again * Florida Man commits armed robbery for a Snickers bar * India Man finds out why you shouldn’t use superglue as a condom Plus, watch for appearances from Las Vegas loudmouth Vinny V of the Vegas Victories podcast, hapless ghostbusters Ken and Esmerelda from the Spectre Inspector Squad, and gun-totin’ LueEllen in Plano, who took a school board meeting down a whole new rabbit hole over the weekend. Check out our online shop for hilarious T-shirts that are sure to turn heads, including the new Stars & Stripes and CNN Get off the Air designs - https://www.bonfire.com/store/wompodcast/ Watch the video version of the show here - https://rumble.com/c/c-315047 Remember, the first place to listen to the audio version of the War On Morons is on the Hamin Media Group every single Tuesday at 6 a.m. EST. Make sure to subscribe to HMG - https://haminmediagroup.podbean.com/ #stupidcriminals #fakenews #parody #podcasts #comedy #conservativecomedy #politicalhumor #FloridaMan #satire #talkradio
The War On Morons Episode 94 - Hasta La Vista, Commie
17-08-2021
The War On Morons Episode 94 - Hasta La Vista, Commie
In the Stack of Stupidity this week: * Arnold says “screw your freedom”... but not his own * Can’t read or write? Can’t do math? Here, have an Oregon high school diploma! * Hunter’s smoking crack with hookers on video and losing laptops again * Maybe you don’t need military-grade weapons and aircraft to take on the US Army after all - but Joe left a bunch for the Taliban just in case * NPR is calling medieval Viking warriors “non-binary” now * Man bites snake… snake bites man… shark bites man’s beer… man bites ear… man bites nipple * Fashion icon Greta Thunberg is on the cover of Vogue Magazine Plus, watch for appearances from Asexual Genderqueer Anticapitalist 3rd Grade Teacher of the Year Pam in Santa Cruz, rip-roarin’ truckers Ratchet Jaw and Chrome Stack and delusional method actor Zeke Whitlock - who finally scored a lead role… in “Amish Vampires from Planet Mars” Check out our online shop for hilarious T-shirts that are sure to turn heads, including the new Stars & Stripes and CNN Get off the Air designs - https://www.bonfire.com/store/wompodcast/ Watch the video version of the show here - https://rumble.com/c/c-315047 Remember, the first place to listen to the audio version of the War On Morons is on the Hamin Media Group every single Tuesday at 6 a.m. EST. Make sure to subscribe to HMG - https://haminmediagroup.podbean.com/ #stupidcriminals #fakenews #parody #podcasts #comedy #conservativecomedy #politicalhumor #FloridaMan #satire #talkradio
The War On Morons Episode 90 - The Dangerous Misinformation Show
20-07-2021
The War On Morons Episode 90 - The Dangerous Misinformation Show
Still here for now. Don’t tell Jen! In the Stack of Stupidity this week: * The White House wants to remove us all from the Internet * Texas Democrats charter a $1.5M private jet flight to DC to drink beer and avoid going to work… oh and now they’re wanted fugitives and they probably gave the vice president coronavirus * A lightning bolt takes out a George Floyd mural. What if God was one of us? * TikTokers are brushing their teeth with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers * Everybody in Black Widow is a clueless idiot * Disney World cancels Christmas and Universal Studios gets cancelled * People think there are too many Italians on the Italian national soccer team * Fast food workers almost burn down their restaurant with an indoor fireworks display Plus, watch for appearances from Sam in Boulder (of The Liberal Show with Pam & Sam), riot grrl Anna Phylactic and Caribbean cockroach chef Delroy Brown. Check out our online shop for hilarious T-shirts that are sure to turn heads, including the new Stars & Stripes and CNN Get off the Air designs - https://www.bonfire.com/store/wompodcast/ Watch the video version of the show here - https://rumble.com/c/c-315047 Remember, the first place to listen to the audio version of the War On Morons is on the Hamin Media Group every single Tuesday at 6 a.m. EST. Make sure to subscribe to HMG - https://haminmediagroup.podbean.com/ #stupidcriminals #fakenews #parody #podcasts #comedy #conservativecomedy #politicalhumor #FloridaMan #satire #talkradio
The War On Morons Episode 89 - Everything is Awesome When You're Part of a (Strike) Team
13-07-2021
The War On Morons Episode 89 - Everything is Awesome When You're Part of a (Strike) Team
Leggo my Legos! In the Stack of Stupidity this week: * Strike Force is coming to your door to make sure you got your shots * The FBI is coming to confiscate your Legos * A gay men’s choir is coming to convert your children * The MSM and the White House say Cubans are taking to the streets of Havana to protest… Covid-19? * Al Bundy…. Uncle Rico…. And Home Run Hero Joe Biden? * Move over Drag Queen Story Hour. Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey is teaching kids the joy of reading! * Liberal reporters have PTSD from Jan. 6… and from seeing your bare face * A rapper throws $100,000 of cash money into the ocean - is that an inflation indicator? Plus, watch for appearances from Frank San Bernardino formerly of FNN News, Vinny V formerly of the Vegas Victories Podcast, and some psychologist who’s soon to be in prison. Check out our online shop for hilarious T-shirts that are sure to turn heads, including the new Stars & Stripes and CNN Get off the Air designs - https://www.bonfire.com/store/wompodcast/ Watch the video version of the show here - https://rumble.com/c/c-315047 Remember, the first place to listen to the audio version of the War On Morons is on the Hamin Media Group every single Tuesday at 6 a.m. EST. Make sure to subscribe to HMG - https://haminmediagroup.podbean.com/ #stupidcriminals #fakenews #parody #podcasts #comedy #conservativecomedy #politicalhumor #FloridaMan #satire #talkradio