The Jo-El Alt-Steen Recast

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Making a good Joel Osteen sermon--GOODER! Who needs a word-of-God Joel Osten Sermon in 30-minutes when you can have it in 10, with half the calories? Joel is an American hero. He deserves our attention. For the record it’s not his fault there’s no theology in his sermons--and that’s because nobody ever taught him any. read less
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Devine Detours
01-11-2022
Devine Detours
Pastor Joel says God might take you the long way to get you where you need to go.
Devine Detours
01-11-2022
Devine Detours
Pastor Joel says God might take you the long way to get you where you need to go.
Dare To Pray Boldly
12-10-2022
Dare To Pray Boldly
Pastor Joel telling us this week that if we are NOT praying for a BIG- boat, our prayers are too small.
Take Care Of Yourself(ha ha)
05-10-2022
Take Care Of Yourself(ha ha)
Pastor Joel this week says that even Superman if he were a real person living in this real-time(big ifs)...even he would have a nervous breakdown.
Believing Without A Sign?
20-09-2022
Believing Without A Sign?
Pastor Joel says maybe God isn't taking your calls right now because God knows you're going to figure out whatever....ON YOUR OWN!!
Take Your Image Off The Throne
13-09-2022
Take Your Image Off The Throne
Pastor Joel says this week you need to take off your mask and stop caring about what everyone thinks of you(and for the record everyone thinks Pastor Joel is perfect).
Stronger Than You Think
06-09-2022
Stronger Than You Think
Joel Osteen says if you find yourself in a medically induced coma, God has placed you in it for a reason and your body no matter how comatose it might be, will find a way out.
Reverse The Order
30-08-2022
Reverse The Order
Joel Olsteen says this week  God is like a DMV worker, who picks you out at the end of a long line and takes you right to the front, even though you don’t have an appointment…
The Best Is Next
23-08-2022
The Best Is Next
Joel says your gallbladder might just have given out, you're going bankrupt and you have monkeypox, but the best thing in your life is coming up next.
The True You
23-08-2022
The True You
Joel Osteen says despite your fat, foul mouth, and predilection for bad booze, God thinks you're a masterpiece.
Keep Speaking Victory
23-08-2022
Keep Speaking Victory
In his sermon Keep speaking Victory Joel Osteens says if you call yourself a leprechaun enough times, you eventually will turn into a small green person.