This week in Pirate Wires: on the ground at Trump’s arraignment, genetically modifying our freakish Everglade hell snakes to self-extinct themselves, and the Aztec Empire totally sucked, actually. Mike Solana, River Page, and Brandon Gorrell. Subscribe to Pirate Wires: https://www.piratewires.com/ Topics Discussed: Trump In Miami: https://www.piratewires.com/p/snapshot-trumps-boomer-tailgate-army Burmese Pythons: https://www.piratewires.com/p/dominion Aztec Video Game: https://www.piratewires.com/p/aztec-video-game-memes Pirate Wires Twitter: @piratewires Mike Twitter: @micsolana River Twitter: @river_is_nice Brandon Twitter: @brandongorrell TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Welcome To Pirate Wires! 0:40 - Trump In Miami - On The Ground Report From River 20:35 - Burmese Pythons Take Over South Florida 44:45 - Woke Aztec Game Gets Roasted On Twitter