Welco ____... HEYYYY IT'S THE LUNAR GODDASS!  Good morning, I hope you are having a wonderful day withing the Scheming Mind Palace.  My True Party King always introduced me last so I'm butting in at the start so you understand that I, a She/WOW, will no longer be sidelined! ... Time for me to take some laughing gas before I surrender it all to the true Lunar Goddess, Hekate.  In this episode, we are also joined by Flash Harry,  Azula, and Vagabon as we each offer our addictions to the Holy Spirit, Hekate.  She has many names and faces but what remains consistent is her domain over liminality.  Just as Hekate guided Persephone out of the Underworld, we ask for the Mind Palace to be relocated from NYC to somewhere South.  So join us in this ceremony with candle burning, language learning, and Tarot Card discerning.  I hope that our ceremony with Hekate inspires you to offer your own addictions if you feel stuck at a Crossroads.

How the HEK can we ever praise Her enough?  That is a common feeling that we experience when we come into contact with such a divine spirit.  When I felt her presence, I humbly offered to entertain her within the Mind Palace Oasis!  I could sense the youthful laughter of her maiden side as she enjoyed the party.  Her maternal side comforted me and began to teach me some important basic information about my journey.  Her crone side gifted me the insight to conjure up powerful spells to assist in facilitating my free will.  Her final phase, the corpse, humiliated me, made me feel impotent, incapable of inspiring.  Then, the maiden phase returned once again to uplift me.  Through that whirlwind of emotions, I learned from her that our modern interpretation of Hekate as the 3 in 1 is helpful to explain her power to those less familiar.  It is incomplete as it does not fully describe the reposition of her cycle.  In this question, I suggest the hypothesis that the 3 in 1 is a linear interpretation, whereas the 4 in 1 is cyclical.  Just like the phases of the moon or the female period, she has a cycle.  I am fully aware that the 4 in 1 hypothesis is also incomplete, Hekate has infinite faces for her infinite phases.  I believe that she is also the Corpse because it breaks people’s understanding of who the goddess of witchcraft can be.

Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more…Back in high school, this song brought me so much inspiration to reinvent my anxious self into the True Party King, along with Kanye’s Stronger.  It was such a productive catalyst that if Haddaway ran for President, I would have voted for him as well!This song was gifted via cassette tape by former Commodore64, now Flash Harry, after a metamorphic Insomnia Cookie Experience.  The episode is mostly a writers room experience where we discuss the future Mind Palace Movie, an homage to nostalgic and liminal experiences.  A love story beyond the “will they/won’t they” question, the two main characters meet in an otherworldly Toyshop where they learn about their place in the universe through a game reminiscent of Yugioh Duel Monsters!

Welcome to 2022!  Exactly 2 years ago, at the turn of the decade, 10 years before the first episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, I launched my first podcast Question 0001, “What is the Scheming Mind Palace?”  Two years later I’m still asking that question in my own way, just as my idol is exploring life through his accident of a cultural phenomena.  Within this episode we explore the various rituals required to exist more so within the Mind Palace than you were before.  I will likely never fully know what the Mind Palace is until I reach Question 1000.  Seeing as how it has taken my 2 years to host my 41st episode, expect episodes until around 2070!Can a Chameleon Camouflage with a Dominant Front Tooth?  In this question we listen to smooth jazz as we pick the brains of the Lunar GoddAss, Yellow Fin, Mago Nero, Vágãbøn, and a new acolyte, Commodore 64 (this was recorded before 0040, if there is any confusion)

Hello and welcome to a gathering of friends for this most holy holiday season as we introduce a new special guest alongside the dependable evermore, Commodore 64 and the illustrious Oasis with some SASSS, the Lunar GoddAss!  Come join us for an hour if this makes you cower, because within the Mind Palace, we Follow our Fears, whichever fears that have not been Fed to the Flames!

WELCOME to the REBIRTH of the Scheming Mind Palace as this raw unedited experience will only be available in pure audio.  The video form will also only remain incredibly edited, more schematic, so as such, the videos uploaded to social media will be referred to as the Schematic Mind Palace!  What you’re listening to now will remain the Scheming Mind Palace.As the first audio-only experience, I hosted this conversation with my twin sides on Magical Mushroom Day!  And what a magical experience it was to channel this divine episode for 6 straight hours!  I talk about just about everything surrounding William Blake’s, The Tyger.

Welcome to the LAST traditional podcast episode, from now on they will be a separate entity from the Vodcasts on YouTube and Instagram!So here is the last short podcast episode:How did Ancient Greek Philosophers memorize 3+ hour speeches?  How has utilizing this ancient technique helped my memory? (Spoiler: helped enough to inspire my NeoN EvolutioN) Is the Mind Palace a movement, a business, an architectural archetype or all the above?

What is the true power behind the ability to remember everything?  How have we been weakened by losing our ancestral memory?  What is the fundamental understanding that many of us have forgotten?  These and many more questions are answered this week in a fun and goofy exploration through the zen of cartoons and the Law of One.

What is the structure designed to save and evolve humanity?  This week we delve into the structure based upon pyramids that saved us from a great flood that leads us towards a future where we can control time, itself!  We accomplish this by no longer being confined to a linear structure of past, present, future by unlocking a fourth area of time.  It is the moment of time that lies both before the past and after the future, at the point where they converge, it is the FUTOWST!

For your crispy audible pleasure, I record from my tent of enlightenment, my EnlighTENT, Noah's Neon A.R.C. (More onto that experience in the next episode!) Tackling another fun question this week from from the perspectives of who we thought, think, and will think God is.  This episode is filled with humorous Taoist insights, sculptures of Enlightenment, and architectural designs inspired by the sensation of Surrender.

What is the Future, Present, and Past of Fast?  This week's query comes at the dawning of new personal insite after I completed my first 75 hour fast.  I may not be as 100% clear with my direction and vocation in this episode because of the lack of food, however, I feel the calling to share this because of the energy surging through my body after depriving myself from consumption for so many days.  Please enjoy this unique look into my Mind Palace, stripped of the consumerist tethers to the Matrix.  Please let me know if you enjoyed this shorter Scheming Mind Palace Oasis.  Love you!

Who is the greatest schemer of all?  Of all the questions we've asked on the Scheming Mind Palace, we are certainly qualified to answer this one so lie back and be surprised by my replies.

Welcome welcome welcome to the raunchiest episode thus far where we discuss if you should masterbate before sex to improve performance, real experiments to teach dolphins to speak through LSD-induced jerksy-poos, and is it ok to be black and uncomfortable with using the n-word?  Listen at your own risk ;)

This week we speak to the son of God and founder of Artists of the Met, Jesus.  He first knew your True Party King before my NeoN EvolutioN and can attest to how much my creative mindset has transformed since starting this podcast.  I went from creative paralysis, fearing to create anything bad, to ritualistic production, turning painting into my daily meditative practice.  You may recall my submissions to the AotM weekly quarantine challenges from the art poetry I created for episodes for Season 2 of this podcast.  I also gave him some extra Mind Palace assignments, which he crushed!  I would recommend checking out his instagram page if you want to join a network of artists who meet at the Met to draw, every Saturday.

This week we discuss acts of Artistic Anarchy, living as the Eternal Student, and the teachings behind the Law of One with Oneness, the Archangel Gabriel Lugo.  The Law of One is a series of ethereal channelings that attempt to provide answers to Life's greatest mysteries.  While I cannot say that the information in the law of one is Truth, I can say that it feels FAR more true than anything I've previously listened to.  It resonates so deeply within my being because the interactions between the channelers and the entities they communicate with ... is sooo funny XDSo please enjoy this energizing, entertaining conversation, I had so much fun recording and look forward to having Oneness back on the podcast.  Thank you again to Matt Geline for the awesome intro song remake and Lord Baltimore for the original Scheming Mind Palace Jam

This week I'm chatting with Cornelius about a short film that we are creating together.  We start by deconstructing the art movie the Holy Mountain, which we highly recommend you DO NOT watch, in order to discover what elements to integrate into our project and which to ignore.  We also touch upon Controlled Substance Schemes in Amsterdam along with explaining proper dosages for the inexperienced psychonauts.  Overall, we created a great rough draft for the plot structure during this episode so I hope you enjoy and become inspired to create your own passion project.

Welcome to Question 0026, where we delve into conscious sacred sexuality as a path to enlightenment & pure bliss.  We discuss the magick of full moon bleeding, and the importance of building sacred relationships in order to truly experience deep, fulfilling, transcendental intimacy and orgasms.

Welcome to the rebirth of the Schematic Mind Palace.  I return from a long hiatus, no longer a man, a he.  My penis might still be attached but my spiritual level of enlightenment is no longer is constrained by this binary Prepackaged Pronoun.  The guest this week is my journey companion from the past month to discuss revelations and other schemes.  This recording is quite raw, recorded shortly after the transformational experience, so not everything is perfectly articulated, yet... But expect more frequent updates in 2021!

Welcome to SEASON 3 where I am bringing on funny and informative interviews with all of my personal collaborative schemers.  This week we explore the past present and future of the collaboration between me and the Urban Design Tycoon, Pranay Advani.  We discuss our colorful impacts on New York and eventually other states such as Texas as we spray paint fire escapes and city blocks.  I had a wonderful time recording and editing this episode so I hope you enjoy it too!  Special thanks also goes to Jack Doyle for the original intro, Matt Geline, for the remix and the outro track with his collab partnerConsider sharing and subscribing if the Mind Palace has got you vibing!  Keep Schemin’ Fam!

Welcome to SEASON 3 where I am bringing on funny and informative interviews with all of my personal collaborative schemers.  This week we explore the past present and future of the short film Clémont!  I was the Artistic Director and CoStar of this parody foreign film that was Written, Produced, and CoDirected by my incredible friend, Alexandra Warrick, who has joined me on this episode alongside our essential Creative Assistant, Frances Furman.  You can check out Alexandra’s first hilarious short film here so you can get a hint and what this masterpiece will become:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_owU-...I had a wonderful time recording and editing this episode so I hope you enjoy it too!  Special thanks also goes to Jack Doyle for the original intro, Matt Geline, for the remix and the outro track with his collab partnerConsider sharing and subscribing if the Mind Palace has got you vibing!  Keep Schemin’ Fam!