We Watch Shudder

Are prepared for the truly Lovecraftian cosmic horror nightmare of Michelle and JD spending eight minutes discussing the glorious boon of the gods we call socks? Let's all find out together!

Why is it always the last straw? La ultima gota. Never the penultimate straw. Definitely never the first straw. What's the point of even being first straw if you never get recognized? Let's all find out together!

How much would Michelle need to pay JD to lure him out to a remote home in the woods under the pretense of being a videographer but with intention to bury an axe in his skull? Let's all find out together!

How many times will Michelle feel compelled to mention the hot dadness of Devon Sawa, and how many times will she make it clear she's wrong about Bruce Campbell? Let's all find out together!

Click here to watch Tanner J. Perry's short horror film, SKIN.

Would this film have been improved or hindered if the title had instead been, "Oh, Shit! Wolves!"? Let's all find out together!

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Rest in peace, Tony Todd.

How well is JD coping with 75 million of his fellow citizens making a steaming, festering, rancid pile of swine feces and jellyfish guts the president because they're still terrified of brown people and queers, among many other things? Let's all find out together how much a part of him would love to see every one of them fed like cattle to Art the Clown!   (Michelle was not available to co-sign this, and I don't speak for her, but I bet she doesn't ask me to take it down.)

If you were curious about our thoughts on The Exorcism or Doc of Chucky, you'll find them here along with a literal ton of other stuff!

Are Michelle and JD ever going to let themselves be still in need of recording Spooktober episodes after Spooktober has already begun ever again? Let's all find out together!

How far into this episode does it become clear that Michelle and JD drastically mismanaged the production of Spooktober this year? Let's all find out together!

Are Michelle and JD (well, mostly JD this time) ever going to learn that some thoughts really are better left in your head? Let's all find out together!

Why is JD speechless? Let's all find out together.

Why is it Night of the DemonS. Plural of demon. As far as I can tell, there's only one demon here. Should just be Night of the Demon. Am I missing something? Let's all find out together!

Does Samara Weaving continue her unbroken streak of being seemingly incapable of making a bad movie? Let's all find out together!

Are JD's Hot Topic friends going to still be his friends when they find out what he thought of The Nightmare Before Christmas upon seeing it for the very first time at forty-three years old? Let's all find out together!

What happens when Michelle and JD genuinely find a movie about which neither of them genuinely have much to say but they still manage to record for half an hour anyway? Let's all find out together!

Did the film that caused some of Michelle's earliest cinematic trauma come back to haunt her thirty years later? Let's all find out together!

Michelle and JD had very different experiences with this film the first time they saw it. Did they have similar results this time around? Let's all find out together!