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episode 93: Emotional Labour
27-04-2022
episode 93: Emotional Labour
Things are getting so crazy out there. *audience: how crazy are they?* well on the one hand you've got a labour shortage, and on the other hand you've got way too many people performing emotional labour. so why don't we put them together? let's dig a ditch with our feelings and pave the roads with white male tears.
episode 93: Emotional Labour
27-04-2022
episode 93: Emotional Labour
Things are getting so crazy out there. *audience: how crazy are they?* well on the one hand you've got a labour shortage, and on the other hand you've got way too many people performing emotional labour. so why don't we put them together? let's dig a ditch with our feelings and pave the roads with white male tears.
Episode 92: World Wide William
20-04-2022
Episode 92: World Wide William
All the world is a stage and you're a player, but something is rotten in the state of Denmark. So is to be or not to be? Is that the question? Or are you too busy acting like a Romeo to prosper(o)? What if we could all unlock our World Wide William?
Episode 91: Culm
13-04-2022
Episode 91: Culm
Another Globe Hell Podcasting World First! The Calm app has good intentions, but its wrapped in the typical techno late capitalism hell word dumpster fire of any other app. What if there was a leftist app to help you sleep and destress? CULM
Episode 90: The Internal Toilet
06-04-2022
Episode 90: The Internal Toilet
We only use 10% of our bodies and the other 90% is water. Meanwhile, everytime we flush the toilet we turn clean water nasty and then waste it. What if we used our own bodies to pee and poo into? The Internal Toilet Theory.
Episode 89: The Same 24 Hours
30-03-2022
Episode 89: The Same 24 Hours
Everyday is the same for everyone with 24 hours. What if there were a way so that even more hours than 24 could be in a 24 hour day without making the day longer? Would your day be longer or would you just freeze?
Episode 88: The Money Doctor
16-03-2022
Episode 88: The Money Doctor
Everytime you go to the doctor they take a look at your bad knee and say you need this medication for your rashes. What if they looked at your financial health and perscribe MONEY. Not just Doctor say Money Doctor.
Episode 87: Books VS Phones
09-03-2022
Episode 87: Books VS Phones
Ever since the Bible people have been reading and writing books...that is until the internet came along and they started making posts. So which one is better? One is paper and the other is wires. Okay, so lets choose one.
Episode 86: Love Bombing
02-03-2022
Episode 86: Love Bombing
World War 3 may be approaching, but there is another type of bombing that is ruining lives and its called LOVE BOMBING. Saying too much nice stuff. How would you combat this? What if someone tells you your new haircut looks good? What if someone started cutting his hair during the episode and through off the entire vibe. IDK.
Episode 85: Maintain Globe
23-02-2022
Episode 85: Maintain Globe
Our show is about Globe Hell Warning but what even is a globe? It looks like a round map but it isn't one and its shaped like the same as our planet. So what are we going to do about that? Find out on this episode of our podcast.
Episode 84: Honk for Freedom
16-02-2022
Episode 84: Honk for Freedom
They said there was a "honkin' protest" in Canada but I didn't know it was that big. Anyway apparently honking your horn works so even if you're not evil right wing guy you should use your horn to protest. There are no jokes about being "horny" in this episode.
Episode 83: Kissing
09-02-2022
Episode 83: Kissing
Have you ever kissed and did it feel good? Did you fall in love or just get horny? Kissing is really good for you, but sometimes we don't do it enough. So why don't we do it and I'm not talking about kissing my ass. xDxDxDxD
Episode 82: Digging Holes
02-02-2022
Episode 82: Digging Holes
We've all heard of digging a hole to China, but what if we dug a hole to wherever we want? The hole can deliver our goods and services. Wait, to do this wouldn't you need Avengers Level Tech? Probably, but hear us out. Iron Man Tony Stark...
Episode 79: Verified People
26-01-2022
Episode 79: Verified People
What is Blue? A color or a check mark? What if human beings on the street had check marks like on Twitter and Tik Tok? Would you be more or less likely to kill them? Would you respect them and trust their expertise or just shoot them?
Episode 80: Legal Battles
19-01-2022
Episode 80: Legal Battles
Have you seen the news? Drake is being sued. Ninja may sue Pokimane. All these battles...in court. But what if we removed them from court and did real battles instead of fake? A legal battle becomes a Legal Battle...
Episode 79: Quiet Reflections
12-01-2022
Episode 79: Quiet Reflections
Time and time again we have tried to innovate podcasting. Today we do it again with the first ever SILENT PODCAST. Josiah and Drew came together to spend an hour in silent reflection to reflect on everything we've done and everything we plan to do. Join us on our journey...
Episode 78: Raygunomics
05-01-2022
Episode 78: Raygunomics
There are many homes that are empty that people could live in. Why not let the unhoused live there? But what if that meant you couldn't have a second or third vacation home? Is it worth it? Maybe there is a better option to shrink all issue and nothing about it will be sexual.
Episode 77: World Wide War
22-12-2021
Episode 77: World Wide War
War is a terrible thing, it makes me sad panda, but at the same time there are a lot of good things about war like how the economy becomes better to make bombs faster. So what if we went to war and the economy was sooooo good after? Would it be worth it?
Episode 76: World Wide Retreat
15-12-2021
Episode 76: World Wide Retreat
Some people are always saying "charge!" but what if instead you said "retreat"? Go to an island or something and we'll all hang out and do team building activities. Take off your socks and take some psychedelics, we're about to suck on your toes.
Episode 75: Hipster Hunter
08-12-2021
Episode 75: Hipster Hunter
The worlds most peaceful days are when we all have a common enemy like in WW2. These days there are so many enemies, so its hard to have a single common one, which makes me sad panda :(. But what if we created a new common enemy to search and destroy? Would that make me feel better? To take someones life?
Episode 74: Invincible House
01-12-2021
Episode 74: Invincible House
What will you do when a landslide or meteor hits your house or apartment? Will it still be there after, or will it be smashed? How do we build a new house without contributing further to climate change? Would you live in a house made of weed?