Eventually with Ossia and Connor

Eventually with Ossia and Connor

A podcast where they will get around to picking a theme...eventually. read less

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episode 18: technically difficult

episode 18: technically difficult

The juice is worth the squeeze. We had a few audio mishaps but we had even more laughs. Please like share subscribe all that good stuff. You know the drill

episode 18: technically difficult

episode 18: technically difficult

The juice is worth the squeeze. We had a few audio mishaps but we had even more laughs. Please like share subscribe all that good stuff. You know the drill

episode 17: village banter

episode 17: village banter

*LIKE COMMENT SHARE* aaaaaaand we're back. Ossia is back as a married woman and we discuss the appropriate dowry for her. We talk about bad comedy gigs and village people. We talk household appliances, jacuzzi tubs, cell phone bills. There is a lot of fun stuff in this episode and we couldn't do it without you guys. @conman_jenkins @dwyerol @lukeyounglaughs

episode 16: boys boys boys(feat. Lee Kimbrell and Spencer Domolky)

episode 16: boys boys boys(feat. Lee Kimbrell and Spencer Domolky)

*LIKE COMMENT SHARE* Here we are, we're back. And by we I mean not Ossia because she got married and is being a grown up. Two of my chummiest pals join me to make up for her absence. We talk about guy stuff. Relationships with our parents. Ironic shirts. Exploring our bodies. Living in close proximity to others. Truly shout out to everyone everywhere worldwide. God is so good.

episode 15: paper skin king

episode 15: paper skin king

*LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE* We're back! Ossia is tired and ready to have a mental breakdown and Connor continues on existing as if he already has. We discuss subway orders, subway workers, subway secrets. Connor learns about fancy gifts to buy ladies. A lot of food talk on this one, specifically sandwiches. We also discuss medieval history too @conman_jenkins @dwyerol @lukeyounglaughs

episode 14: school papers

episode 14: school papers

*LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE SHARE* Alright you guys. I cut a clip finally and it took everything I had. Please go share it from one of our pages, give us a follow and a tag. @conman_jenkins @dwyerol @lukeyounglaughs This episode will be gold someday. Someone will come across this digging through the archives of our stuff and this will be a holy grail to them. But you're not them. You get to listen to it now. Enjoy it. We have a lot to unpack in this episode so just listen. I didn't graduate college

episode 13: feminine cut jersey

episode 13: feminine cut jersey

*LIKE SHARE SUBSCRIBE* We are back on a Monday like we never left with an extremely fun episode. You're welcome for the noticeable shift in audio quality 40 seconds in. We are a continuous work in progress We discuss Ossia's drinking habits. We discuss Connor "you-know-what"-ing in green rooms. Ossia shows her true colors as a bully. This episode goes over a lot of etiquette type stuff that you have to listen to find out.

episode 12: i smell a chicken smell a chicken in the deli

episode 12: i smell a chicken smell a chicken in the deli

*LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE SHARE* This episode is incredible and I had a ton of fun. We start off singing a song and then discuss the ways in which we are neurodivergent. We talk security measures, proper food handling procedures, getting drunk, online habits. There is a bit of nostalgia around handheld gaming devices. We did it and we continue to do it. Please share this with a friend

episode 11: we laughed a lot on this one

episode 11: we laughed a lot on this one

*LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD* We're back. Connor explains why he was hanging out with communists in West Virginia(the answer might shock you). Ossia talks about an adventure she was on. Big time roller coaster talk. Haircuts. Does anyone read the description? Ossia doesn't think women should vote. We are having the time of our lives. Connor is shocked Ossia washes her hair

episode 10: we have new mics it sounds really good forreal

episode 10: we have new mics it sounds really good forreal

*LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE OR WHATEVER* WE GOT NEW MICS AND SOUND LIKE PROFESSIONALS. We discuss gross things once again. We talk about the worst product mascots like the mucinex guy and the toenail guy. Also we discuss cleft lips. We talk grilled chicken, side dishes, real wild stuff. We talk about medical conditions and the ways in which they are classified. We talk proper internet security and parental locks on computers. I don't know man. Just listen, this is a great episode.

episode 9: I was a little mean and had to cut a part out

episode 9: I was a little mean and had to cut a part out

Whoopsie had to cut something out for the first time. Probably shouldve cut stuff out before. Oh well. We talk pickle ball, ducks, child protective services. Connor learns about different cheeses and we discuss the difference between man cheese and woman cheese. We discuss the habits of door guys cleaning bathrooms. The part about drywall is pretty funny

episode 8: the best episode so far

episode 8: the best episode so far

*LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE* We are back. We bring with us a producer. We finally have one. No technical difficulties. We talk about smelly teeth. We talk about breaking stuff. Kind of a crap heavy episode where there are multiple crap stories. I am realizing I might be a bad person. I don't realize it in the episode but as I listened back I had that realization. We talk about other stuff too.

episode 7: hot ranch boundary

episode 7: hot ranch boundary

*LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE* *COMMENT WHERE YOURE FROM I WANNA HEAR FROM YOU* In this episode we have a little dead air due to the cat, sue me. We discuss refined cultural topics like ranch, creamy chicken pasta, creamy meat pasta. We talk about the neighbors again. Fitness tips. Being poor. CPS. The YMCA. Acronyms. Crimes we didnt commit 5-7 years ago. Counting to 1000. Stuff like that. This is a good episode and its our last episode without a producer.

episode 6: man made sludge

episode 6: man made sludge

In this episode Connor reiterates that he is a home owner. We find a nice way to talk about dirty whites. Ossia and Connor discuss legal highs. Connor already called the cops. Find out why. Although if you have been listening you already know why. Things are going good. I forget what else we talked about. We probably talked about relationships, charity, philanthropy, climate crisis, socioeconomic disparities, being chill. I need money. Please give me money.

Episode 5: we continue to be gross but we are also sleepy this time

Episode 5: we continue to be gross but we are also sleepy this time

Connor is coming off the road, Ossia is coming off the road. Sleepy cast today. We talk about gross things and dental hygiene and insurance. Spell check is convinced Ossia's name is a typo. We discuss headliner Ossia, lgbtq, coffee, comedy, mental health. Things are good. Thanks for listening

episode 4: less technical difficulties with this episode that was recorded at my very clean home

episode 4: less technical difficulties with this episode that was recorded at my very clean home

We talk about Connor's cat and make fun of people from Massachusetts. I had to have autocorrect fix the spelling of that word. We once again talk about farts, classic. This is a fun episode and they keep getting better. I think there are less technical difficulties. Either way I hope you all enjoy. We may or may not talk about things like relationships, building wealth, dreams, sci-fi, murder mysteries, personal finance, current events, climate change, stand up comedy. Listen and find out for yourself

episode 3: i keep forgetting the naming convention for the episodes

episode 3: i keep forgetting the naming convention for the episodes

This week Connor and Ossia discuss adult legos, cross stitching, how to get rich, relationships. I keep adding key words to try to increase our SEO stuff because I am pretty sure that is a thing. We do talk about all this stuff though. We are a little scatterbrained but that is why you listen. You love us. We love you. If you read this description please comment that you read it. Please.

episode 2: there was an episode title but it got lost

episode 2: there was an episode title but it got lost

Connor talks about his old racist boss with face tattoos. Ossia says "yuck" multiple times. We discuss Juneteenth(tastefully, making fun of conservatives who stink but are happy to have the day off, you gotta hear it) and the submarine imploding because we recorded this so long ago. We are trying to be smart and backlog episodes so our listeners don't ever go without hearing our voices. I think I am supposed to be very descriptive to increase our SEO results. I am writing this from a hotel room while my daughter sleeps next to me. I am on vacation. I should give jet skis another chance.

episode 1: figuring it out

episode 1: figuring it out

Ossia and Connor talking in to a microphone and hitting record. Connor threw up all night. Ossia is poor. Things are going well. Please help me.