After 2 Beers

After 2 Beers

The After 2 Beers podcast covers random topics discussed with your family and friends at a bar, around a bonfire, etc. when you’ve had a couple of drinks and begin trying to solve the world’s problems or the song lyrics you forgot from your teenage days. read less
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Episodes

#160 After Two Beers: A Laugh Riot with Fast-Food Mascots, Odd Sleep Tips, and the Wackiest of Crimes
15-03-2024
#160 After Two Beers: A Laugh Riot with Fast-Food Mascots, Odd Sleep Tips, and the Wackiest of Crimes
Pour a cold one and get ready to chuckle as we welcome Michael Summers to the After Two Beers crew! Michael slides right into our banter about the quirks of daily life, from the irritation of self-service gas stations to the comical struggle of using a TV remote to log into apps. Our conversation is a rollercoaster of random hilarity, including a tantalizing trivia night we're gearing up for at the Elks Country Club, just before the total eclipse. Trust us, you're in for a treat with stories that will have you raising your glass and your spirits.Have you ever wondered about the great fast-food mascot showdown? Or contemplated the mysterious allure of Wendy's Frosties? We're dishing out laughs with a side of the absurd as we navigate through the lighter side of life's oddities. Craving some offbeat sleep remedies? We've got you covered with tips that might just turn your nighttime woes into a dreamy escape. Plus, don't miss our amusing insights on celebrity lifestyle quirks, and a head-scratching tale of a man with a rather extreme method to kick his smoking habit. Our banter is as unpredictable as it is entertaining, so prepare for some genuine spit-takes.Wrapping up this laugh fest, we take an irreverent look at some of the most bizarre crime stories that have graced headlines worldwide. From a German man's unfortunate encounter with his pet to a Canadian's glory hole mix-up, these stories reveal the wacky side of law and order. We're not just about the giggles, though; we close with a heartfelt message about the importance of caring for each other. So, join us at After Two Beers, where the stories are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the company is just like your best group of friends.Support the show
#159 After 2 Beers: Trouble Falling To Sleep, Injuries During Sex, and NFL Conspiracies.
21-02-2024
#159 After 2 Beers: Trouble Falling To Sleep, Injuries During Sex, and NFL Conspiracies.
Hey After Two Beers aficionados, Dutch Daulton here alongside Kimmy Gibbler and Michael Summers, bringing the spice and nothing nice – well, except for some hefty laughter and heartfelt moments. Ever found yourself chucking over the high school drama of sports personalities or tossing and turning, trying to nail the elusive art of falling asleep? Buckle up, because we're about to regale you with tales of our nocturnal neuroses and mishaps between the sheets that might make you want to invest in some extra padding.This episode isn't just about the chuckles; it's a veritable smorgasbord of curious ponderings and wacky revelations. From the NFL's authenticity being scrutinized through our humor-tinted spectacles to the hidden dangers lurking in the throes of passion, we're dissecting the outrageous and the everyday with a side of snark. Prepare to be amused by our ambulance drama recount and the unexpected library shenanigans that are sure to raise eyebrows – and possibly your blood pressure.As we wrap up our raucous roundtable, remember this isn't just about laughs; it's about connection. We remind you and ourselves to spread kindness like it's the last beer at a party, to check in on our mates, and to never underestimate the power of a simple 'how are ya?'. So grab your favorite brew, sit back, and let's navigate the comical chaos of life together, with some hearty banter and wisdom to boot. Cheers to that!Support the show
#158 After 2 Beers: Celebrity Shockwaves, Sports Fan Fervor, and the Wacky World of Porta-Potties
12-02-2024
#158 After 2 Beers: Celebrity Shockwaves, Sports Fan Fervor, and the Wacky World of Porta-Potties
Have you ever wondered what Taylor Swift and NFL tight ends have in common? Pour yourself a glass and join us as we shake off the hiatus hangover with tales that'll have you rethinking celebrity influence and savoring the oddities of everyday life. From the laugh-out-loud saga of a porta-potty disaster to the heated debate over sports integrity and the surge of female fans in the NFL, we're toasting to the quirks and conundrums that keep our world spinning.This episode isn't just about the mishaps and mayhem; it's a deep dive into the cultural impact of celebrities and the shockwaves that ripple through local economies when they strut their stuff. Imagine trusting snail mail with a lottery fortune or pondering the economic intricacies of an OnlyFans account; we're covering it all. And if that’s not enough, we've got folklore that could change the way you sneeze, plus a heartstring-tugging reflection on the legendary Manny Pacquiao.So, grab your headphones and settle in for a ride that's as wild as a high-speed chase with a couple of chuckling hosts. From bathroom etiquette to the implications of a controversial car decal, we're serving up a full-bodied brew of conversation—no topic too taboo, no opinion too outrageous. We promise you'll come for the stories but stay for the reflection on the beautiful, bizarre tapestry of life itself. Cheers to the journey ahead and the stories that make us who we are.Support the show
#157 After 2 Beers: Balancing Discipline and Understanding in Parenting, Unforgettable Music Performances, and Unusual ER Stories
01-09-2023
#157 After 2 Beers: Balancing Discipline and Understanding in Parenting, Unforgettable Music Performances, and Unusual ER Stories
Ever feel like you're walking on eggshells while disciplining your kid? Or wonder if you come off as the 'asshole' when you're just trying to teach them some respect? We know how that feels, and we're here to share our stories, lessons learned, and open up a conversation about parenting styles and the fragile line between understanding and discipline. Get ready for an episode filled with laughter, debates, and a little bit of Elvis Presley and Etta James.We've also got a hilarious A to B news segment that involves a man at a La Quinta Inn and the incessant pumpkin spice frenzy. Brace yourselves for a deep-dive into some of the most iconic performances in music history - from the Beatles to Elvis and Etta James. We'll take you on a trip down memory lane, discussing the magic of those moments and how they continue to inspire us. But hold on, we're not done yet. Prepare for a laughter riot as we explore some of the craziest things people have managed to get stuck in their rectums. You wouldn't believe what some people have used as... toys.As we wind down, we reflect on the rollercoaster ride that is parenting. We all struggle with it, the constant self-doubt, the challenges, and the bittersweet moments of letting go as they grow up. We share our experiences and thoughts on co-parenting classes, emergency room visits, and the life journey of rapper Big Sean. So, join us as we laugh, reflect, and maybe learn a thing or two about life and parenting.Support the show
#155 After 2 Beers: From Brawls to Business: A Journey through Hauntings, Animal Cruelty and QR Code Scams
01-09-2023
#155 After 2 Beers: From Brawls to Business: A Journey through Hauntings, Animal Cruelty and QR Code Scams
Ever wonder how a friendly brawl at Montgomery could lead to a deep discussion about the fine line between friendship and business? Get ready to be intrigued as we dive into an unfiltered conversation about everything from abandoned dogs to scams involving QR codes on parking meters. We also indulge in a bit of nostalgia, reminiscing about the haunted houses of yesteryears and the precautions one should take when exploring such places. Imagine setting your own car ablaze after a four-day binge. Sounds crazy, right? Yet, that's precisely what one man did, and we're recounting his wild tale. But it's not all laughs and thrills as we also touch on the serious issue of animal cruelty, focusing on the heartbreaking story of a woman who abandoned her French bulldog at the Pittsburgh airport. We stress the necessity of being a voice for the voiceless, advocating for those who can't speak for themselves. Wrapping up the conversation, we delve into the complexities of friendship and business, particularly when it comes to renting a house to a friend. We ponder why friends often expect discounts and discuss the importance of maintaining a balance between personal relationships and business transactions. We also emphasise the significance of checking on those who may be struggling, reminding listeners of the importance of empathy and support. So, tune in for an episode that's a whirlwind of emotions, from laughter to contemplation, freedom to responsibility. An enormous shoutout to our buddy Kevin Shook for the fantastic studio and our Patreon sponsors for their backing!Support the show
#154 After 2 Beers - In the Midst of Controversy: Homeschooling, Smells, and Social Media Love Affairs
08-08-2023
#154 After 2 Beers - In the Midst of Controversy: Homeschooling, Smells, and Social Media Love Affairs
Feeling a tad controversial? Buckle up as we venture into our new segment, "Am I the @sshole?", where we examine the nuances of everyday stories, starting with a brother who gave his sister a homeschooling pop quiz. Spoiler alert: tears were involved. Also, keep your ears perked for Giblber's Giblets and A2B News, all from the cozy corners of our friend Kevin Shook’s E-Studio. Ever wonder why you might need deodorant, but your Korean friend doesn’t? We're exploring the science behind armpit odor, the benefits, and challenges of homeschooling, and the oddity of getting a DUI on a mower - yes, you read that right, a lawnmower. In between, we'll throw in some lighthearted banter about a stolen Ferrari and the latest candy craze - mustard-flavored Skittles. It's safe to say, there's never a dull moment when we're on the air!As we wind down, we're putting the spotlight on the digital age's influence on relationships. With staggering statistics about the role of DMs in budding romances and how social media conflict is a real thing, this discussion is sure to leave you pondering. But it's not all doom and gloom - we'll also highlight the importance of reaching out to those who might be struggling. Because, who knew a simple beer could mean so much to someone? So grab a cold one and join us for a rollercoaster ride of enlightening hilarity. You won't regret it.Support the show
#153 After 2 Beers: A Musical Journey: From Concert Controversies to Small Town Anthems
31-07-2023
#153 After 2 Beers: A Musical Journey: From Concert Controversies to Small Town Anthems
Ready to debate who the real jerk is at a Miranda Lambert concert? If the thought of celebrities calling out their audience tickles your curiosity, you're in for a treat! Our version of the popular 'Am I the Asshole?' segment kicks off with a fiery discussion around a selfie-taking incident at a Lambert gig. We dissect the crowd's reaction, captured in a video recorded by a fan, and challenge you to decide who's right and who's wrong.Ever wondered what makes Crocs the footwear equivalent of a guilty pleasure? Let's embark on a humorous exploration of why these controversial shoes have captured the world's attention. We also bring you a side-splitting analysis of the eccentric wardrobe selections in the movie Idiocracy. But it's not all laughs as we also tackle a unique quandary: why don't film villains use iPhones or iPads? Our speculation is sure to give you a hearty laugh.As the episode wraps up, we take a deep dive into the themes of small-town pride and territorial protection in pop culture, sparked by Jason Aldean's 'Dirt Road Anthem'. Comparing it with Hank Williams Jr's 'Country Boy Can't Survive', we explore the narrative similarities in popular films like 'Roadhouse Dalton', 'Rambo: First Blood', and 'Smokey and the Bandit'. So, grab a beer, put up your Crocs-clad feet, and join us for this entertaining and thought-provoking journey into the world of country music, controversial fashion, and small-town ethos.Support the show
#152 After 2 Beers: Exploring Food Freebies and Hilarious Habits: A Life Lesson
31-07-2023
#152 After 2 Beers: Exploring Food Freebies and Hilarious Habits: A Life Lesson
Tantalize your taste buds and prep your belly for chuckles as we navigate the culinary world of complimentary restaurant food, personal gross habits, and the drama of sharing snacks! Get ready to debate the merits of Italian bread with olive oil versus Red Lobster's addictive cheddar bay biscuits, or those crunchy salsa-soaked chips from your favorite Mexican eatery. Ever wondered if you're normal when you pick your wedgie while walking, make calls on the toilet, or get entranced by pimple popping videos? Spoiler alert: You're in the majority! We're spilling the beans and the popcorn on the power struggles that erupt when partners have differing snacking habits. Get ready for tales of hidden stashes, midnight feasts, and the eternal question of "what constitutes a portion?" The conversation takes a wild turn as we confess our own drunken wedding misadventures. Get ready to laugh out loud as you hear about canal swimming escapades and mid-hair and makeup vomit sessions. Before we wrap up, we take a moment to reflect on the importance of reaching out and making a difference in someone's life. We're not all about the laughs; we're also about the love. So grab a snack (we won't judge if it's from your secret stash), sit back, and get ready for a rollercoaster of food, laughs, and life lessons. Don't forget to hit up our webpage aftertubeers.com for past episodes and some sweet sticker swag! Remember, we're here for a good time, and a long time, so join the conversation and share your own stories!Support the show
#150 After 2 Beers - Comedians, Tipping Culture, and Social Media Drama
14-07-2023
#150 After 2 Beers - Comedians, Tipping Culture, and Social Media Drama
Have you ever found yourself debating the attractiveness of a comedian while chatting with your friends at a bar? Or wondered if tipping has gone a bit out of hand? That’s exactly the kind of lively banter you can expect from us in this episode, where we're joined by our most recurring guest, Puddin Summers. In a true bar-side conversation, we navigate through topics as varied as comedian Matt Reif, the tipping culture, and the divisive ‘Am I the Asshole?’ segment. We promise you a convivial, thought-provoking, and laughter-filled chat that will make you feel like you’re out with good friends!What if you could dissect social etiquette, pop culture, and some downright bizarre news stories, all while nursing your favorite drink? Well, that's exactly what we do in this episode. We examine the peculiarities of human behavior, from a Rhode Island man’s unique gift-giving strategy to a scandalous bar promotion in Australia. We also delve into more serious issues, like the implications of airing family drama on social media. And in between, we share a few hilarious tidbits about the making of Jurassic Park and the antics of the Stand by Me cast.We wrap up this episode on a slightly somber note, acknowledging that we all know someone who might be struggling silently. We remind everyone to take a moment from their busy lives to reach out to those around them. After all, it's the little acts of kindness that can mean the world to someone in their darkest hour. So, grab your drink of choice, sit back, and join us as we share stories, laughs, and a few pearls of wisdom. Cheers to good times, great friends, and unforgettable conversations!Support the show