A Zoomer's Diary

Syed Batiz

A Zoomer's Diary with Syed Batiz is a space where you gain insight into the teenage experience of today's age. With friends coming on every week to have an interview and conversation, the discussion ranging from their personal lives to music tastes, games, needed reflection, interesting stories about everyday high school life, and occasional angst, all help make the inner workings of a teenager's mind and experiences an open book for everyone to laugh and learn from. At the end of the day though, going off the rails is the main attraction here. Don't forget Gen Z's special sense of humor as well. will you find it abrasive or unique? Come listen and decide for yourself. New episodes every Sunday. Email us your questions for Ask-A-Teen at azoomersdiary@gmail.com read less
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Entry 21- Destructive AI's, Box Office Rankings, Personal Chicken Nuggets, and Emotions.
17-04-2023
Entry 21- Destructive AI's, Box Office Rankings, Personal Chicken Nuggets, and Emotions.
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Syed Batiz as he is baffled by the fact that people are letting an AI bent on humanities destruction slide, how Cocaine Bear has become the bar for the top ten in the box office, How a "what food am I" quiz personally called him out, and that people need to really relegate where they give their f*cks.https://futurism.com/ai-destroying-humanity-new-tacticWanna ask-a-teen? email us your questions at azoomersdiary@gmail.com
Entry 21- Destructive AI's, Box Office Rankings, Personal Chicken Nuggets, and Emotions.
17-04-2023
Entry 21- Destructive AI's, Box Office Rankings, Personal Chicken Nuggets, and Emotions.
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Syed Batiz as he is baffled by the fact that people are letting an AI bent on humanities destruction slide, how Cocaine Bear has become the bar for the top ten in the box office, How a "what food am I" quiz personally called him out, and that people need to really relegate where they give their f*cks.https://futurism.com/ai-destroying-humanity-new-tacticWanna ask-a-teen? email us your questions at azoomersdiary@gmail.com
Entry 20: Loneliness Relationships, Careers with Tourettes, What Buzzfeed Sandwich Am I, and Teen Feelings of Un-accomplishment.
03-04-2023
Entry 20: Loneliness Relationships, Careers with Tourettes, What Buzzfeed Sandwich Am I, and Teen Feelings of Un-accomplishment.
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, Syed Batiz makes his triumphant return as he talks about relationships built in loneliness rather than love, sniffing a hoodie like hitting a vape pen (his friends do this not him), how he has a virus on his computer from downloading software and not porn, careers with Tourettes, pop talking out of his ass, discovering his Buzzfeed sandwich, National Honors Society application form causing a depressive episode, not knowing what the Mile High Club is. and being in the teenage phase of feeling unaccomplished.
Entry 19- Whimpering To The End, When You're The Problem, Having to Settle, and Building the Metaphorical House.
20-03-2023
Entry 19- Whimpering To The End, When You're The Problem, Having to Settle, and Building the Metaphorical House.
In this entry, A Zoomers Diary, follow Syed Batiz as he makes excuses for his week-long absence, talks about his school musical whimpering to the end, is unable to say the word "overidealize," speaks on news articles that look fake, listening to dead voices, music to make you happy, choosing depth with relationships rather than breadth, and carefully building a house to settle in.https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/social-instincts/202303/3-signs-you-might-be-the-problem-in-your-relationshipWanna Ask-A-Teen? Email me your questions at azoomersdiary@gmail.com
Entry 18-Awesome Articles, Sensitive Kids, Professional Love Expert, and What Makes Someone Big?
06-03-2023
Entry 18-Awesome Articles, Sensitive Kids, Professional Love Expert, and What Makes Someone Big?
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Ed Batiz as he doesn't feel like doing awesome news and pop talks, shares the 4 biggest reasons relationships fail, talks about the lack of niceness in high school, all about sensitive kids, being a professional love expert (not legally recognized), and wonders what it takes to make it big at what you do, and what separates you from the rest.Wanna Ask-A-Teen? Email us your questions at azoomersdiary@gmail.comhttps://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/04/parenting-experts-signs-your-kid-has-a-highly-sensitive-brain-why-neuroscientists-says-its-an-advantage.htmlhttps://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/03/no-1-thing-that-destroys-relationships-say-psychology-researchers-who-studied-couples-for-50-years.html
Entry 17- Cocaine bear, Shakespeare, and Brexit Breakdown.
28-02-2023
Entry 17- Cocaine bear, Shakespeare, and Brexit Breakdown.
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow the energy-deficient Syed Batiz as he acts like he knows what red lanes and green lanes are in trade, discusses news in Pop Culture, the true story behind the hit movie Cocaine Bear, and how Shakespeare was what kept him from his regular upload schedule.
Entry 16- News was Too Awesome, a Moms Favorite Actor, Tacos are not Sandwiches, and Making Failed Plans.
20-02-2023
Entry 16- News was Too Awesome, a Moms Favorite Actor, Tacos are not Sandwiches, and Making Failed Plans.
In this entry to A Zoomers diary, follow Ed Batiz as he ignores the fact that hasn't been here in two weeks, finds a complicated news article for his complicated news segment, how leaking classified federal documents is much cooler than leaking music, how Melissa McCarthy is everyone's moms' favorite actor, How change can be scary, how a hotdog is not a sandwich and how he isn't the best at making plans with friends.https://www.alz.org/alzheimers-dementia/what-is-dementia/types-of-dementia/frontotemporal-dementiaWant to Ask-A-Teen? email us your questions at azoomersdiary@gmail.com
Entry 15-School Nights, Lots of Pop, American Terms of Measurement, and Driving.
07-02-2023
Entry 15-School Nights, Lots of Pop, American Terms of Measurement, and Driving.
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow the once again better late than never Syed Batiz as he records with a torn-up throat on a school night, plays catch up with the entertainment industry and all the music he needs to listen to, measures things with school buses, talks about his uvula, how highschool band will definitely not be hard after 3 years of not playing, the difference between stupid and dumb, and how sometimes he goofs up driving.
Entry 14-Football Bodyslams, #1 Hits, Limp Claw Machines, and Arcade Panic Attacks.
30-01-2023
Entry 14-Football Bodyslams, #1 Hits, Limp Claw Machines, and Arcade Panic Attacks.
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Ed Batiz as he grows suspicious of Miley Cryus' new number-one hit, talks about how being in opposite friend groups sucks, forgets the names of the families from Romeo and Juliet, how claw machines get performance issues, how he almost lost his friends valuables, and how his mother got carried away in shopping, so much so that he couldn't come back home.
Entry 13- Baby Names, Echo Chambers, Clocking Out, and Winter Formal.
23-01-2023
Entry 13- Baby Names, Echo Chambers, Clocking Out, and Winter Formal.
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow the lone Syed Batiz as he finally listens to the music he talks about, discusses the totally important reveal of Kylie Jenner's baby's name, How he feels like he has already ruined his barely started life (or at least made it a lot worse than it could be), that he takes his schedules VERY seriously (just like an adult) and how his school dance made him realize that good friendships are ones that have mutual understandings and no wrong feelings,Wanna Ask-A-Teen? Email us your questions at azoomersdiary@gmail.com
Entry 12- Solo once again, Not Knowing Music, Social Stresses, and Brain Fluid
16-01-2023
Entry 12- Solo once again, Not Knowing Music, Social Stresses, and Brain Fluid
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Ed Batiz as he tackles an episode by himself by talking about how he needs to listen to more music, says some metaphor about knocking on watermelons, how he can't name more than one Rihanna song, talk about social stresses, and how his three brain surgeries has him sweating out brain fluid(?)Email us your questions for Ask-A-Teen at azoomersdiary@gmail.com
Entry 11- Last Minute Guests, Eating Healthy Food, Names with the Letter A, and Barbies Need More Ice Powers
09-01-2023
Entry 11- Last Minute Guests, Eating Healthy Food, Names with the Letter A, and Barbies Need More Ice Powers
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Ed Batiz and his lovely little guest as they tackle deep and meaningful questions such as "What do you want to be when you grow up," how if you know healthy food is better for you you should eat it, how you can never wear just one pair of pajamas, how growing up involves not watching Miraculous Lady Bug (for little kids) and instead watching Sonic (for big kids), and how bajillion is apparently not a real number.Remember to email your questions for us to answer during "Ask-A-Teen" at azoomersdiary@gmail.com
The First Girlfriend+Happy New Years I Love You
02-01-2023
The First Girlfriend+Happy New Years I Love You
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, Happy New Years! Follow Ed Batiz as he legitimizes his strong feelings towards his friends, how we need to give out more love to others, discusses what he's learned so far in Mark Manson's book, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck, how the podcast will change following this episode, and how a google doc completely blew up his first legitimate relationship.
The Ice Cream Stare+I am Not Touch Deprived
27-12-2022
The Ice Cream Stare+I am Not Touch Deprived
In this entry to a Zoomers Diary, follow the better late than never Ed Batiz as he talks to a brand new microphone and studio set up, rolls over to his piano, talks about being a violent sleeper, how hugging pillows in your sleep does NOT mean you are touch deprived, and how everything is said with Rizz unless proven otherwise.
Prologue to Finals+Wednesday Knew a Guy who Knew a Guy
19-12-2022
Prologue to Finals+Wednesday Knew a Guy who Knew a Guy
In this entry to a Zoomers diary, follow Ed Batiz as he discusses getting sucked into the Wednesday Binge Watch Club, how the secret to fame and success can be up to chance and knowing a guy who knows a guy, how he got nervous for no reason at a piano recital, and how finals are called finals because they're at the end of the semester. Oh, and don't forget, he still hasn't figured out an outro or intro.
They found my podcast+Is life supposed to suck this much?
12-12-2022
They found my podcast+Is life supposed to suck this much?
In this entry to a Zoomers diary, follow Ed Batiz as he struggles to convey his emotions about the future and expectations because of his limited vocabulary, reveals that the playwright who wrote Mother Goose is Eaten by Werewolves found his podcast, and how he puts his body on the line for his shows.
Oopsie, it's a Sunday+Mother Goose is Eaten by Werewolves
04-12-2022
Oopsie, it's a Sunday+Mother Goose is Eaten by Werewolves
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Ed Batiz as he apologizes for publishing the episode on a Sunday, but speaks about his High School's very first production of the year, Mother Goose is Eaten by Werewolves.
Thanksgiving to die for+Genius Barricading skills
27-11-2022
Thanksgiving to die for+Genius Barricading skills
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Ed Batiz as he recounts his strange obsession with ant farms, the familial cycle of conflict, how the funniest thing his uncle ever heard almost killed him, and how he completely failed to barricade a door in a possible life-threatening situation.
Late Night Ramble+Angst Advice
20-11-2022
Late Night Ramble+Angst Advice
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Ed batiz as he sniffles way too much, records this episode an hour before midnight, gives advice that is totally not related to himself in any way, and speaks on how gatherings of like minded people can help you find happiness . . . sorta.
Come Correct or Get Corrected+Excuses Excuses
12-11-2022
Come Correct or Get Corrected+Excuses Excuses
In this entry to A Zoomer's Diary, follow Ed Batiz as he pushes through a cold to provide content, makes excuses for his procrastination and lack of artistic spirit, and tells a High School Story about dressing as Jake from Statefarm.
The Art of the Rizz+Diary Advice
09-11-2022
The Art of the Rizz+Diary Advice
In this entry to A Zoomers Diary, follow Ed Batiz as he figures out the word for getting off-topic in a discussion, discusses the art of the rizz, doesn't remember the name of his own podcast, tries to give his best unspecific advice on being delivered, and spends 10 minutes ending his podcast since he forgot he was ending it.