1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

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Let’s take a ride down the rabbit hole of horrible songs. Some are popular, some went platinum but all of them make us want to die. read less

Our Editor's Take

The 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die podcast is not about depressing tunes. Instead, it talks about songs that the hosts love to hate.

The hosts started their comedic podcast in 2020 at the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic. Hundreds of episodes later, they are still finding songs to complain about. This show mixes music and comedy. The hosts' knowledge of music lends credibility to their humor here.

1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die is a hit list of sorts. The hosts use a profane word that rhymes with hit" to describe their list. The songs they rip include Zac Brown's "Chicken Fried" and Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much."

One episode discusses LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem." The band's two main members were the son and grandson of Motown's Berry Gordy Jr. The hosts describe the group as being "born into an empire of greatness" and "gifted every opportunity possible." They say that the two men were "surrounded by talent beyond belief since birth." Yet instead of becoming musical geniuses, they created this silly one-hit wonder.

In some episodes, the hosts review old Grammy ceremonies. They share which artists they think should have won, sparking fascinating debates. The hosts mock the Grammys awarding Steely Dan the Album of the Year honor in 2001. The podcast thinks that award was decades too late. In addition, Steely Dan beat out Radiohead's Kid A and Eminem's The Marshall Mathers LP. Both albums are still better remembered than Steely Dan's Two Against Nature is.

For some episodes, the show has special guests to join in on the fun. Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" is a popular wedding song. Wedding planner Kerstyn Walsh gives her opinion of this. Comedian Bridget Epitropaki stops in for the "Wonderwalls" episode about the Oasis song. Diana McLaren is as horrified as the hosts when they find out the meaning of Nikki Webster's "Strawberry Kisses."

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Human - The Killers
22-09-2024
Human - The Killers
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! In the year 2124, the world lay in ruins, a wasteland where once-thriving cities had crumbled under the weight of both natural and man-made disasters. Amidst the desolation, two factions emerged from the chaos: the resilient humans who sought to rebuild civilization, and the enigmatic Dancers, biomechanical beings with a grace and agility that belied their deadly nature. The Dancers, created by a bygone era of technology gone awry, moved with an elegance that was both mesmerizing and lethal, their every movement a calculated strike. As humanity struggled to reclaim their lost world, the Dancers danced their intricate, deadly ballets across the ruins, clashing with humans who had adapted their survival tactics into a harsh, gritty form of combat.The conflict between the humans and the Dancers unfolded across a landscape scarred by devastation, their battles a deadly performance of strategy and artistry. In the midst of the turmoil, a fragile ceasefire emerged when a young human named Brandon discovered a shared history between the two factions hidden in ancient archives. As Brandon bridged the gap between humanity’s stubborn resolve and the Dancers’ graceful precision, his quest for peace ignited a cautious dialogue. The remnants of both sides began to see the possibility of coexistence, realizing that the war-torn world might yet be rebuilt not through domination, but through a harmonious dance of mutual respect and understanding.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Subscribe to our Patreon for early access to episodes as well as Patreon exclusives episodes each week.  Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!Start for FREEDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Pokémon 2.B.A. Master
04-08-2024
Pokémon 2.B.A. Master
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! We are joined once again by all time legend and Pokemon Master, Radio Mike! Check out everything Mike is up to at www.radiomike.com.auPokémon are like tiny, magical creatures that people on Earth capture and train to compete in friendly battles. Each Pokémon has unique abilities and traits, and they can evolve into stronger forms as they gain experience. The goal of the games and shows involving Pokémon is to become the best Pokémon trainer by collecting a diverse range of these creatures and competing in various challenges. It's a bit like a mix of collecting and strategy, where people bond with their Pokémon and use their special powers to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Subscribe to our Patreon for early access to episodes as well as Patreon exclusives episodes each week.  Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Fuck U Betta - Neon Hitch
28-07-2024
Fuck U Betta - Neon Hitch
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Get ready to laugh, cry, and root for love in the most unexpected places with "Better Than Ever," a fresh and spicy romantic comedy that turns the classic love triangle on its head!Meet Jenna (played by Neon Hitch), a fiercely independent and free-spirited woman who is unapologetically herself. She's living her best life, enjoying casual flings, and loving every minute of it—until she meets Alex (played by a dashing new heartthrob). Alex seems perfect, but there's a catch: he's already taken by the seemingly perfect Rachel (played by a charming leading lady).Just when Jenna thinks she can walk away, she finds herself drawn into a whirlwind of emotions, realizing that Alex's connection with her is something deeper, something more real than what he shares with Rachel. But there's a twist: Jenna's no homewrecker. Instead, she embarks on a hilarious and heartfelt journey to discover if true love can really exist outside the bounds of conventional relationships.With a killer soundtrack, including the hit single "Fuck U Betta" by Neon Hitch, "Better Than Ever" explores the messy, beautiful chaos of modern love. Jenna's journey of self-discovery and empowerment teaches us that sometimes, love doesn't follow the rules, and that's perfectly okay.Filled with outrageous humor, tender moments, and a message that resonates, "Better Than Ever" is a must-watch for anyone who's ever fallen for the wrong person at the right time. Can Jenna find a way to have it all, or will she have to let go to truly find herself? Tune in to find out in this year's most talked-about romantic comedy!DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Subscribe to our Patreon for early access to episodes as well as Patreon exclusives episodes each week.  Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Revolving Door - Crazy Town
21-07-2024
Revolving Door - Crazy Town
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Obituary for Shift Shellshock of Crazy TownToday, the world bids a bittersweet farewell to Shift Shellshock, the charismatic frontman of Crazy Town, who has unexpectedly decided to rock out with the Grim Reaper. Born Seth Binzer, Shift took his final stage dive on July 5, 2024, leaving behind a legacy as colorful and unpredictable as his tattoos.Shift rose to fame as the voice of Crazy Town, the band that gave us the unforgettable hit "Butterfly." Despite numerous ups and downs, including battles with addiction, rehab stints that rivaled his concert tours, and the occasional courtroom cameo, Shift never stopped chasing the highs—both musical and otherwise.His fans knew him as a wild child with a knack for catchy hooks and an unfiltered approach to life. Shift's off-stage antics often made headlines, but it was his raw talent and magnetic presence that truly set him apart. Whether he was crooning about love or chaos, Shift always performed with a fervor that left audiences wondering what he’d do next.Shift is survived by his ex-wives, numerous children whose names he occasionally remembered, and a pet iguana named Chaos. In his honor, Crazy Town fans are encouraged to pour out a bottle of their finest (or cheapest) booze and crank up "Butterfly" one last time.As he takes his final encore in the afterlife, we can only imagine Shift, microphone in hand, screaming "Come my lady, come, come my lady!" to a crowd of bewildered angels. Rest in peace, Shift Shellshock—you were one crazy town indeed.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Subscribe to our Patreon for early access to episodes as well as Patreon exclusives episodes each week.  Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Hands to Myself - Selena Gomez
16-06-2024
Hands to Myself - Selena Gomez
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Kids are taught to keep their hands to themselves for several important reasons:Respecting Personal Space: Everyone has a "bubble" of personal space around them, and keeping hands to themselves helps kids learn to respect others' boundaries and feel comfortable.Safety: Not touching others without permission helps prevent accidental injuries. Kids can be energetic and sometimes don't realize their actions might hurt someone else.Preventing Spread of Germs: By not touching others unnecessarily, kids help reduce the spread of germs and keep everyone healthier.Building Good Social Skills: Learning to keep hands to themselves helps kids understand social rules and develop good manners, which are important for making and keeping friends.Avoiding Conflicts: Touching or grabbing others can lead to arguments and fights. By keeping their hands to themselves, kids can avoid misunderstandings and stay out of trouble.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Subscribe to our Patreon for early access to episodes as well as Patreon exclusives episodes each week.  Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Something Happened on the Way to Heaven - Phil Collins
09-06-2024
Something Happened on the Way to Heaven - Phil Collins
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Imagine you're watching a fun movie with a doggy. In this music video, a happy dog is running around everywhere. The dog goes into a big house where Phil Collins, a nice man who sings, is having a fun party with his friends.Phil Collins is singing and playing music with his band, and everyone is dancing and having a great time. The dog keeps running around, going in and out of rooms, and even goes outside to play. Sometimes, the dog tries to get into funny situations, like sneaking food or getting in the way of people dancing.It's like watching a silly adventure of a playful dog, all while listening to happy music sung by Phil Collins and his band. The dog makes everyone laugh, and you can see that they're all enjoying the party and the music together.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Subscribe to our Patreon for early access to episodes as well as Patreon exclusives episodes each week.  Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Doctor (Work It Out) - Miley Cyrus and Pharrell Williams
02-06-2024
Doctor (Work It Out) - Miley Cyrus and Pharrell Williams
Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! In the dimly lit hospital corridors, she moved with purpose, her white coat a shield against suspicion. To the unsuspecting eyes, she was Dr. Emily, a beacon of hope in a sea of despair. But behind the facade of medical expertise, her heart was cold and calculating.Her eyes fell upon him, a man weakened by illness, his vulnerability a magnet for her twisted affection. With practised empathy, she tended to his needs, her words dripping with false concern. Yet, beneath the guise of care, lurked a sinister desire fueled by the thrill of manipulation.As the days passed, her facade began to crack, revealing the hollow emptiness that lay within. For her love was not born of genuine affection but of the perverse satisfaction derived from his dependence. And in the end, when her deception was laid bare, he was left shattered, a casualty of her deceitful game.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  Subscribe to our Patreon for early access to episodes as well as Patreon exclusives episodes each week.  Please tell your mates about the podcast and jump on Apple Podcasts/iTunes and give us a 5-star review!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew