The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Bryan Todd & Cuyler Marshall

A GenZer and a GenXer rage about every damnable topic under heaven. Featuring Bryan Todd and Cuyler Marshall. read less

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25-11-2023

Rack the Shotgun in Church, Go Dangle Your Own Participles, and The Metaphorical Meaning Within Metal Music

Also:Out of Sheer Impish MalevolenceAWP: Alcohol, Weed, and PantiesPut the Fish in the Basket, or Get the HoseSheep, Depression, and Patches of Peat MossAn IQ of 160 and Completely UselessVali Always Leaves a Fan OnPoetry That Makes No Conscious SenseSqueeze More Juice Out of the Lexical OrangeDeeply Confused and Mildly UpsetHitchcock Directs Your Cooking ShowOriginally recorded November 16, 2023.

25-11-2023

Rack the Shotgun in Church, Go Dangle Your Own Participles, and The Metaphorical Meaning Within Metal Music

19-11-2023

Paleontologically Speaking, We're Not a Sausage State, and Kindergarten-Simple Zionism

Also:Alabama Went SwimminglyWatching Dolphins Sexually Assault Each OtherThis Lady's Got LabesIndiscriminately Killing CEOs and MailmenThe Best I Can Do is "Kielbasa"To Assassinate the President, Bomb the White HouseI Was Eating Indian Food, and ConfusedHomer Promoted to Independent ContractorCogent, and Completely NutsI'm Either Supercilious or SatiricalOriginally recorded November 10, 2023.

15-11-2023

A Bill O'Reilly Rage Machine, Not a Gathering of Porpoises, and Our Never-Ending Fever Dream

Also:In Paradise, Fed Honeyed CakesSaggy Sacks of Burlap on Top of a SkeletonAnd I've Dreamt Some DooziesCory, Who Aimed a Shotgun at Your FatherLiving at Her Majesty's PleasurePretty Much Anytime I'm MasticatingThe White Box With the Cock on ItBut Frank, That's Sodomy!I Don't Want Your ImpetigoThe World Champions of Prison TortureOriginally recorded November 2, 2023.

03-11-2023

Kill Off a Few Dickensian Children, Cinder Block Burpees, and One of the Best Thursdays of My Year

Also:Jesus Returns, With Vietnam FlashbacksLike a Constipated Weiner DogRitually Destroy Specific Parts of Your BodyThe Persians Can One-Up the AssyriansMy Two Adorable Podcast BuddiesWhy People Hate Planet FitnessI Dunno, Kill the BirdsEat Their Bread of AfflictionLike the Viking I've Always Dreamed of BeingPretty Heavy on the "Not Honorable" PartOriginally recorded October 26, 2023.

27-10-2023

Get Raw Chicken Off My Hands, That Passed Through Your Urethra? and Republicans Hiding in San Francisco

Also:Intergenerational Serial Armed RobberyLearn to Pronounce "Iñárritu"A Kidney Stone Photo Without ContextIt's Like I Farted in the CarOur Franchise-Soaked Cinema LandscapeThe $120 Million Meta-JokeA Bunch of Shit Started Happening in JerusalemThis Cancer Collateral Circle JerkA Very Gregarious Gift-of-Gab Kind of DudeSmear Your Own Blood on Your Scene Partner's FaceOriginally recorded October 19, 2023.

20-10-2023

Bryan Screws Up Don Quixote, A Weird Tumescent Outgrowth, and Throw Plato at the Wall

Also:Sunk-Cost-Fallacy Our Way Through LoveSpec Your Stats Into CharismaQatar Gently WeepsYet Another of Your Adorably Odd BrothersOr Just Leave the Stool BehindWhether or Not You Scream at the KidsB-Flat is Definitely GreenIf You're a Goddamned SatanistThose Knuckle-Draggers Down ThereBowling, But With TrampolinesOriginally recorded October 13, 2023.

29-09-2023

Start With Me Eating Bats, The Pooping Diminished Somewhat, and You're My Favorite Dominatrix

Also:A Bunch of Guidos With Gold ChainsTime in Heavily Irradiated AreasAs an Uncle-Nephew Bonding ExperiencePiss on the Sacred SpaceI Need a Mosquito NetIf Shit Hits the Fan, I Can Do Hard LaborSome Egg ConcoctionDig Post Holes With a Smile on My FaceFlunkies, Goons, Duct Tapers, Box Tickers, TaskmastersGo Out With a Tuscan BangOriginally recorded September 21, 2023.

08-09-2023

Time to Start a Bitch Hunt, Seventeen Pounds of Boogers, and Is Sbubby Dadaist?

Also:A Pint in Your FavorYour Head is Wild by DefinitionSnails Encased in a Jar of Kool-AidWe Ordered Kayfabe and DjangoThe Tiny Banana Republic of GozvandinaRumpelstiltskin, MetaphorizedNone Pizza With Left BeefI'm the Fan for the Bouncy CastleYa Gotta Be a Good HangGobs of Meat and Umami GoodnessOriginally recorded August 31, 2023.

01-09-2023

A Beast of a Hell of a Hot Day, It Transcended Pizza, and Everything Despicable About New Jersey

Also:Dangly Bits of ArchipelagosWe Liked a Talkin' CharlieYou're a Polyglot, Y'allIt Made My Eyes BleedStraight for the Jugular of GeneticsA Mouthful of Quarters and Ambien"House of Cows" Dances Off the TongueTwo Cinder Blocks With Boots in ThemNothing as Good as Skinny DippingThe Legendary Red RoosterOriginally recorded August 23, 2023.

25-08-2023

Competition for the Sheepiest Sheep, Your Penchant for Haggis, and Get Away, Shrew!

Also:Flat Earth for Fashionable PeopleHeavy Whipping Cream in My GranolaProblematicitySweet Love in a Pasture of Lemon VerbenaAlmost GelatinousKrampus and the 12 Yule LadsLicking the Third RailHot and Sweaty for BreakfastCusping Virgos for the Rest of the DayMercury is in GatoradeOriginally recorded August 16, 2023.

18-08-2023

A Buffway House, Wading in Plum Carcasses, and Boy, is God Horny

Also:She Had Tiger ParentsThe Dopamine Eyeball DripSacred Vibrational GeometryFence Digging SucksThe Inside of Someone's CatacombsButtery Shocks on That Church VanA Star Poster Child of the HitlerjugendIs This Muchacha Finger-Lickin' Good?The Archetypal Queen of the PlasticsI'd Really Like to Go to SloveniaOriginally recorded August 11, 2023.

11-08-2023

Her Rutabaga Spitballs, A Neighbor to Mayonnaise, and Pounded Pounded Pounded

Also:Against the Steroid JackalsJesus Likes His Souls NakedGunnarsdóttir and Fish JerkyAn Ethical Dilemma Foisted Upon MePicking Lint Out of Your NavelLike Ireland, But it Hates YouHack Up Pieces of LungA Humorous Bee in My BonnetThe Semi-Intentional HiatusEvacuate Your Bowels MidairOriginally recorded August 3, 2023.

14-07-2023

Horses Outfitted in Gas Masks, It Was Just a Giant Turd, and Look Out for Venezuelan Grinders

Also:RuneScape While You SleepBryan, the Sparkle Straight?I'll Give You Roller Derby and Raise You One SoftballWe Call Her "Fucking Ashley"Despite the Auschwitzness of ItA Little Trickle of Gay FriendsIf it Happens to Collide With Your SkullCavorting Onscreen, and the Occasional BoobyIn a Puddle of Your Own UrineThat Was Unusually Far AfieldOriginally recorded July 5, 2023.

07-07-2023

Pinkman in Space, It Itches the Voyeuristic Curiosity, and Locked and Loaded With Bahasa Melayu

Also:Commune With Me, BitchPhil Was Stabbed to Death in EncinoThe Opposite of Roy G. BivThis TV Trick Worked for 70 YearsBefore the Simpsons Jumped the SharkSir Ian, Over InjeraI'm Not Exactly a RappistThe Somehow-Still-Alive Justice AlitoCall Our Congresspeople "Lead Babies"I Wasn't Given the Proper Color WheelOriginally recorded June 29, 2023.

30-06-2023

Grandma Fumbled the Recovery, You Have a Brothel Story, and Six Flags Over Urethra

Also:Speaking of Medical DiscomfortsWe're Chit-Chatting, We're Pit-PatteringI Told Her You Had Bleeding HemorrhoidsThe Great Bestial Gorilla Creature You're Listening to Culture ShockWhen Did Neolithic Man Encounter Nine Gs?Boys Relieving Their Pelvic SneezeWe Stapled A.I. to ItDiuretic From All OrificesBotanists: If You're Listening, StopOriginally recorded June 22, 2023.

23-06-2023

Flip Flops in Xishuangbanna, Can I Get a Fourth-Order Effect? and F*** You, Chess People

Also:Streets Covered in Beautiful GraffitiThis Was Once a Complete ShitholeMusic's Equivalent of Flat-EarthersStabbed Through the Wrist With a Red Hot NeedleDon't Plug Charities Here, CuylerIs it a Triple Entendre or Just a Threesome?Sugar, We're Goin' DownI Feel Like I'm Mansplaining GuitarsSoftly, and With a Big EuphemismMariah Crashes Your Hard DriveOriginally recorded June 16, 2023.

16-06-2023

It Buzzed Like My Lady's G-String, While You're in Ruurlo, and Barley Beef Jerky, Baby

Also:My Pastrami and Goose-Teeth SandwichDon't Overdo the Satan ThingDutch People and Those Double VowelsIt's Five O'Clock Here, BitchAnything Ending in -OsisA Very Bedraggled Britney SpearsWas Your Dad Viet Cong?I Need Cocaine Like a Jellyfish Needs SandMushroom Chocolates for SaleIt Goes Airborne and Blows Out Your FaceOriginally recorded June 9, 2023.

26-05-2023

Jane Austen's Kabuki Theatre, Paraguay is Bullshit, and A Couple Tubers Short of a Jazz Band

Also:I Like Your PeacockWanna Check Out the Mole on My Back?The Con Man Says to Play ChessOrgasm During ChildbirthMy Anus is Distended LatelyA Monocled British Thumbs-Up EmojiThe Moon Was Just a Sliver Back ThenI'll Do Dragon's MilkName Your Cat "Mr. Darcy"Here's a Cup of Shit I Made for YouOriginally recorded May 18, 2023.

19-05-2023

They Didn't Have Whappies, Do You Want to Go Kiki? and False Positives Up the Wazoo

Also:An Aggrieved Man Goes on a Killing SpreeHave You Been Incontinent of Late?The One-Legged Ass-Kicking ContestBend Over, Junior!Testing for Fingerprints in ZimbabweEnjoy the Collision of Trains and CowsWall-to-Wall Funko PopsI Put on My Prosthetic for This?His Share of Ear-Muffing Over the YearsSend Me the Vomit EmojiOriginally recorded May 11, 2023.

28-04-2023

Liquidy Giardia Sharts, The Goon in Overalls, and I Wouldn't Object to Balkan Food

Also:How Cats Experience UmamiMegalomaniacal and UndersleptJames, My Minion Sock PuppetIf You Think Velveeta is ExoticBicycle Home on LSDGrandpa, Don't Yuck My Yum7th Graders Turn Into Shit MonstersLike a Mouthful of Sheet MetalLampshades of Human SkinCopulate With Noodles and FishOriginally recorded April 20, 2023.