Two Guys, What's Up?

Welcome! Welcome, one and all. We’re getting into the festive spirit here at TGWU HQ, but only for that to be ruined as Iain tells us the unsettling story of house fires and disappearing children. This is your warning; it is NOT a happy ending. But is it paranormal? Jordan says no, Iain says yes! (Because everything is paranormal to Iain) And then Jordan cheers us all up by telling us some real news headlines from around the world that just make you go…huh? The kind that doesn’t seem like news; the stories that are obviously filler when nothing else was happening in the world. And it just so happens that those kind of headlines are bats**t crazy! So cuddle up with a festive Bailey’s hot chocolate, and let’s get festive, sad and then happy - in that order!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Episode 1 of a brand new hundred! To kick off this new centennial, Iain tells us the creepy story of two men’s abduction story while out on a scenic camping trip. But this case is a little more believable as it has EVIDENCE!And then Jordan brings back a segment that our Patreon Bonus content listeners will be familiar with - The Dull Men’s Club, Facebook Group! Jordan shares some of the more interesting posts from the group and, let me tell ya, the stories are anything but dull. You’ll laugh, you’ll learn, you’ll cry! Maybe they should change their name to “Not So Dull”. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve hit a milestone! 100 Episodes! To celebrate, the Guys have banded together to take you on a guided tour of their local area that is, quite frankly, FILLED with creepy creepers. From ghosts to screaming gusts of wind, the Guys cover it all, in the very location they supposedly happen in. So come along! Tickets are free! Just press play and join in on our super special seaside spectacular. Thank you for joining us for 100 episodes of Two Guys, What’s Up? - and we hope you’ll join us for a hundred more! Much love, Iain & Jordan Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs. Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you hate talk of travelling, gigs and what we do or don’t eat in the morning; then you’re in luck because we only talk about that for about the first 10 minutes! But after that - it’s the good stuff. Iain kicks off with the true creepy mystery that swept the UK in the 80’s and 90’s: phantom social workers. Those odd individuals who’d show up at your door unannounced, claiming to be official; telling you they are here to take your children - but disappear without a trace. Surely one to keep you up at night. And then in light of us celebrating a whole 99 episodes! Jordan gives us one new law that was created in every year from ‘99 right up until present day! So if my math is correct *checks on fingers and foot fingers* - that’s 25 new stupid laws (plus one bonus one) that Jordan shares to boggle your mind. Let us know what you think is the daftest law brought into creation.  Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some prophecies are bunkum! How do we know? Well, the prophesied things never came to fruition! But what if a prophecy came from a hen? And I can promise you it’s not what you think. Today Iain covers the story of the Yorkshire Witch in a tale so wicked, you’ll have your wallets stolen. And how many times have you thought “I need some money, I could go on a gameshow!” Well, THINK AGAIN! Because today Jordan tells us how it’s ain’t all peaches and cream, as he describes some gameshows that have unfortunately seen the light of day when perhaps they shouldn’t have. From hungry lizards to holidaying in a sock, today we really have got it all covered. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you thinking about moving home? Or are you getting married? Well, take today’s episode as FAIR WARNING! As we discussed every and all possibilities that could go wrong with both! Iain tells us of the Smurl family and their battle with ghosts in the house they bought to make their family home. Truly shocking paranormal events, far worse than anything you’ve ever heard before! (As told by Iain)And if you might think you’re safe on your wedding day; your own special day - you’d be wrong! So listen up and take notes as Jordan tells us some of the weirdest things that has gone on at weddings. Dads trying to steal brides? Best men trying to steal money? DEATH!? We’ve got it all today! So strap in, pay your stamp duty, and let’s toast! To Mondays! 🥂🍻Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Iain talks us through a mystery that sees an entire family dead. Who did it? Why did it happen? No one truly knows, but the strangest part is the circumstances that surround it; so get your Cluedo cap on and see if you can work it out! ‘Cos we sure can’t.And then Jordan tells us some of the weirdest medical conditions that can plague us humans. From the weird to the incredibly uncomfortable, we’re sure you wouldn’t want to experience any of these. And we sure hope you don’t.  Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gather round, creepy story and BOOze lovers alike! This Halloween on TGWU, the Guys are having a party - and you’re all invited! So grab your cocktails, and a rotisserie chicken, as we sit beside the campfire for a whole episode filled with scary stories, creepy mysteries, spooky-inspired cocktails, laughs, Iain not getting the meaning of Halloween, and even a small quiz! It’s a scarily fun-packed episode and we’re sure you’ll be howling at the moon with laughter. I hope that’s enough Halloween themed references for you, Jordan! God, you’re so demanding. Oh s**t the speech to text is still typing to what I’m saying. Please stop. Hey Siri! Stop! Siri st COCKTAIL LIST!VAMPIRE DELIGHT2 shots lemon-lime soda (we used 7up)2 shots cranberry juice1 shot blood orange syrup (we used orange gin - poor decision)2 shots vodkaSPOOKY HALLOWEEN COCKTAIL4 shots orange juice2 shots tonic water1/2 shot lemon juice1/2 shot agave syrup2 shots vodkaHOCUS POCUS PUNCH4 shots cider (we used Katy cider)2 shots cranberry juice1.5 shots orange seltzer (we used off brand fizzy orange drink)1 shot ginger aleVAMPIRE'S KISS1.5 shots vodka1/2 shot lime juice1/4 shot cherry syrup (we used cherry brandy)1 shot cola chilled1 shot club sodaSprig of rosemary garnish (we didn't put this in)HOCUS POCUS BERRY COCKTAIL4 shots blueberry juice4 shots filtered water1/2 shots agave syrup1 shot lemon juice1/4 cup blueberries (we didn't add these)1/4 cup blackberries (or these)2 shots vodkaCinnamon for garnish (or this)Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The world is filled with mysteries, as we’ve come to find out. But what if one of these mysteries isn’t some cryptid, isn’t an alien or some creepy spirit, but actually something that exists is every single situation we encounter daily. Shadows! Sentient shadows! Today Iain tells us about the spooky (supposed) reality that is shadow people! What they are, what they do, and what to do if you see one! It’s all covered in today’s episode.And then Jordan takes a long hard look at the English language. This linguist wannabe looks at the sayings that we’ve all come to love and shows us just how wrong we are. He even gives us extended and long forgotten versions of popular sayings that might even change the meaning of what we’ve come to know them as today! Did you know any of these extended phrases? Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes people take flights. Sometimes for reasons of national security. And then sometimes the pilot gets abducted by aliens. And that is exactly the kind of story Iain has for us today; one of the strangest disappearances recorded in the UK. It’s the story of Captain Schaffer and the day he disappeared. And then Jordan thinks “I once did a thing on the world’s worst cocktails - not good enough” and brings us some of the strangest food combos that the internet has to offer. Real food combos that seem like they don’t go together but apparently they do? You be the judge! On today’s episode with the Guys. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Iain uncovers the horrific situation one family found themselves in, when their house came under attack from a spirit wielding an iPhone - amongst other things. From evil teddies to nasty notes, find out how this family finally rid themselves of the malevolent spirit once and for all.Then Jordan gives us a, maybe slightly unethical, laugh as he tells us about some people who knocked themselves off our mortal plane in the silliest of ways; thus claiming the prestigious “Darwin Award”. And our laughing at this is perhaps made worse by the fact that it’s part 2! Part 1 can be found over on Patreon as part of our world-famous bonus episodes.Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Us Two Guys would like to start this episode by saying that we take no pleasure in the death of beloved animals or pets. Now, with that out of the way, you're probably thinking, “What on earth are these two idiots going to talk about today?” whilst holding your face in your hands. But trust us, by the end of this episode, it’ll all make sense and you’ll be just as shocked and astounded as we were.First up, Iain shares the bizarre story of a couple of heads that, once unearthed, wreaked havoc in the unsuspecting town of Hexham.Then, Jordan fills us in on the strangest, most shocking, and most slapstick WTF ways people’s pet hamsters have met their end, as reported by the internet. It’s a weird one. Hug your pets tonight.Email Iains Dad Your Fan Mail HereSupport us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome one and all, BUT, drummers beware! This week Iain takes us back to Edinburgh for a spooky tour around Greyfriars Kirkyard! Poltergeists, pooches and mourning mothers are amongst some of the ghosties often seen wandering the gravestones. But it ain’t all just creepers spotted in the distance, so stay tuned for the creepy tales and close-up personal encounters as we take a look around one of the reportedly most haunted graveyards in the world! And then Jordan is after starting a band war as he tells us some of the internet’s best drummer jokes. Iain holds up his own but the jokes keep coming. Who’s side are you on? So join us today as we para-giggle our way through the spooky and hilarious.Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merchAll the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome!This week Iain talks us through the, perhaps lesser-known, history of EVPs (Electronic Voice Phenomena). That’s where creepy ghost voices can be heard in amongst the static of radio waves, the kind of radio waves that are absent of talk show hosts and incessant sport and news updates. The place where ghosts communicate with us; the living. Or do they? Stay tuned to hear a few and decide for yourself. And then Jordan re-writes Ep22 and replaces its legacy with different kinds of facts. THE HORRIBLE KIND! Well, maybe not horrible, but they’re true and let’s maybe just label them “not so fun facts” - the kind that leave you smarter, but sadder. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Dustys Paranormal on tiktokMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

lain is back from a trip to Edinburgh and he comes bearing tails! So pull up a chair and grab a sick bucket! Trigger warning: this one gets a little bit messed up in the middle! But either side of that, it's all creepy business as lain tells you about one of Scotland's most infamous sorcerers and how he just about dropped him self in it by being a little too honest!And then do you remember the old "Yo' Mama" jokes? Well, us here at TGWU HQ decided it's time they made a comeback. So Jordan does the wonderful task of giving you a few to arm your self with, before you step into the big bad world. It's a funny one - just like Yo' Mama!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the long-awaited, greatly-anticipated follow-up to the Philadelphia Experiment! (Last week's episode for all of you scratching your heads.)This week lain tells us a tale that's so crazy, so horrible! So mind-shatteringly scary that it might just be true! It is the story of The Montauk Experiment. The story of... eh... it's kinda difficult to sum it up here but you will not want to miss this week's madness on TGWU!And then to wrap up, Jordan steps into Derren Brown's shoes and reads all our fortunes, sees into our souls, allows us a little look at our inner selves and then... lets us in on a little secret. Stay tuned to the end to hear the tricks of the trade.Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Echoes of Time v2 by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/Creative Commons CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/various music by Kevin MacLeod I https://incompetech.com/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/Creative Commons CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lie yourself down in a dark room, close your eyes, and BRACE! Because this week Iain finally gets around to covering THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT. But there’s some… maybe lesser-known information that might just help back up this crazy sounding conspiracy! And then Jordan revisits an old favourite and finally concludes his research on the strangest, sometimes hilarious, and almost always clever, reasons people have gotten their nicknames. So set your conspiratorial mindset to “BELIEVER”, call your pal Chuffers (or whatever weird nickname you call YOUR pal) and let’s get on with the show!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.comhttps://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/Echoes of Time v2 by Kevin MacLeod | https://.incompetech.com/Music promoted by https:// www.chosic.com/free-music/all/.Creative Commons CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s that time of the week again! That’s right, it’s Monday! And with it comes another creepy tale and some information that could in fact save your life!?This week Iain recounts the spooky tale of alien kidnappers. You’re out for a lovely solo training flight and then BAM! You’re a Grey’s pet (that last bit might not be accurate.) So listen along to the sad, strange story of Frederick Valentich. And then Jordan pulls us back down to Earth and gives us a rundown of some flora that you might want to omit from your salad! From burns to heart problems and even the possibility of death! These plants are not to be messed with.Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Iain kicks things off with a couple of personal tails: 1) his most embarrassing moment of recent years, and 2) his first family holiday that didn’t quite go to plan.But soon we jump into the good stuff and Iain continues talking, but this time about something slightly more paranormal! It’s the spooky true story of The Battle of LA. So many questions are asked, but are any answered? Make up your own mind and let us know what you think about this infamous UFO sighting!Then Jordan takes the reigns, and this week it ain’t some light-hearted lovey list of internet madness, for you see he continues the spooky trend and brings you five creepy stories that have kept him up at night! They might do the same to you (or they might not) but the delicious little bonus two-sentence horror stories added on at the end might just tip you over the edge!So grab your ears and sellotape them to your face to lower wind resistance, because it’s a crazy ride this week!Support us Two Guys for just £3 for 13 Bonus Episodes on PatreonAll the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.comChosic Music:https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Come and Play With Me by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/Serial Killer by John BartmannMusic promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/Creative Commons CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ocean is a vast, unexplored scary place. What could reside in it that we simply haven’t come across yet? Mermaids? A race of crab people? Or a giant (and I mean colossal) sea creature. This week Iain shows us some sounds that have been recorded in some of the deepest and most remote parts of our oceans. But they ain’t just noises; they’re unbelievably loud. So what could have caused these noises? Let’s explore in this weeks episode of Two Guys, What’s Up?And then Jordan brings us back to dry land and gives a lesson on child care. And not just any old tips and tricks, but that of the more reportedly unethical by parents on the internet at large. Are they good tips? Are they actually unethical? You be the judge! As Jordan runs down some of the best he found written and posted by those who discovered them. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.