Sometimes people take flights. Sometimes for reasons of national security. And then sometimes the pilot gets abducted by aliens. And that is exactly the kind of story Iain has for us today; one of the strangest disappearances recorded in the UK. It’s the story of Captain Schaffer and the day he disappeared. And then Jordan thinks “I once did a thing on the world’s worst cocktails - not good enough” and brings us some of the strangest food combos that the internet has to offer. Real food combos that seem like they don’t go together but apparently they do? You be the judge! On today’s episode with the Guys. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Iain uncovers the horrific situation one family found themselves in, when their house came under attack from a spirit wielding an iPhone - amongst other things. From evil teddies to nasty notes, find out how this family finally rid themselves of the malevolent spirit once and for all.Then Jordan gives us a, maybe slightly unethical, laugh as he tells us about some people who knocked themselves off our mortal plane in the silliest of ways; thus claiming the prestigious “Darwin Award”. And our laughing at this is perhaps made worse by the fact that it’s part 2! Part 1 can be found over on Patreon as part of our world-famous bonus episodes.Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Us Two Guys would like to start this episode by saying that we take no pleasure in the death of beloved animals or pets. Now, with that out of the way, you're probably thinking, “What on earth are these two idiots going to talk about today?” whilst holding your face in your hands. But trust us, by the end of this episode, it’ll all make sense and you’ll be just as shocked and astounded as we were.First up, Iain shares the bizarre story of a couple of heads that, once unearthed, wreaked havoc in the unsuspecting town of Hexham.Then, Jordan fills us in on the strangest, most shocking, and most slapstick WTF ways people’s pet hamsters have met their end, as reported by the internet. It’s a weird one. Hug your pets tonight.Email Iains Dad Your Fan Mail HereSupport us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome one and all, BUT, drummers beware! This week Iain takes us back to Edinburgh for a spooky tour around Greyfriars Kirkyard! Poltergeists, pooches and mourning mothers are amongst some of the ghosties often seen wandering the gravestones. But it ain’t all just creepers spotted in the distance, so stay tuned for the creepy tales and close-up personal encounters as we take a look around one of the reportedly most haunted graveyards in the world! And then Jordan is after starting a band war as he tells us some of the internet’s best drummer jokes. Iain holds up his own but the jokes keep coming. Who’s side are you on? So join us today as we para-giggle our way through the spooky and hilarious.Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merchAll the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome!This week Iain talks us through the, perhaps lesser-known, history of EVPs (Electronic Voice Phenomena). That’s where creepy ghost voices can be heard in amongst the static of radio waves, the kind of radio waves that are absent of talk show hosts and incessant sport and news updates. The place where ghosts communicate with us; the living. Or do they? Stay tuned to hear a few and decide for yourself. And then Jordan re-writes Ep22 and replaces its legacy with different kinds of facts. THE HORRIBLE KIND! Well, maybe not horrible, but they’re true and let’s maybe just label them “not so fun facts” - the kind that leave you smarter, but sadder. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Dustys Paranormal on tiktokMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

lain is back from a trip to Edinburgh and he comes bearing tails! So pull up a chair and grab a sick bucket! Trigger warning: this one gets a little bit messed up in the middle! But either side of that, it's all creepy business as lain tells you about one of Scotland's most infamous sorcerers and how he just about dropped him self in it by being a little too honest!And then do you remember the old "Yo' Mama" jokes? Well, us here at TGWU HQ decided it's time they made a comeback. So Jordan does the wonderful task of giving you a few to arm your self with, before you step into the big bad world. It's a funny one - just like Yo' Mama!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the long-awaited, greatly-anticipated follow-up to the Philadelphia Experiment! (Last week's episode for all of you scratching your heads.)This week lain tells us a tale that's so crazy, so horrible! So mind-shatteringly scary that it might just be true! It is the story of The Montauk Experiment. The story of... eh... it's kinda difficult to sum it up here but you will not want to miss this week's madness on TGWU!And then to wrap up, Jordan steps into Derren Brown's shoes and reads all our fortunes, sees into our souls, allows us a little look at our inner selves and then... lets us in on a little secret. Stay tuned to the end to hear the tricks of the trade.Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Echoes of Time v2 by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/Creative Commons CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/various music by Kevin MacLeod I https://incompetech.com/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/Creative Commons CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lie yourself down in a dark room, close your eyes, and BRACE! Because this week Iain finally gets around to covering THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT. But there’s some… maybe lesser-known information that might just help back up this crazy sounding conspiracy! And then Jordan revisits an old favourite and finally concludes his research on the strangest, sometimes hilarious, and almost always clever, reasons people have gotten their nicknames. So set your conspiratorial mindset to “BELIEVER”, call your pal Chuffers (or whatever weird nickname you call YOUR pal) and let’s get on with the show!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.comhttps://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/Echoes of Time v2 by Kevin MacLeod | https://.incompetech.com/Music promoted by https:// www.chosic.com/free-music/all/.Creative Commons CC BY 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s that time of the week again! That’s right, it’s Monday! And with it comes another creepy tale and some information that could in fact save your life!?This week Iain recounts the spooky tale of alien kidnappers. You’re out for a lovely solo training flight and then BAM! You’re a Grey’s pet (that last bit might not be accurate.) So listen along to the sad, strange story of Frederick Valentich. And then Jordan pulls us back down to Earth and gives us a rundown of some flora that you might want to omit from your salad! From burns to heart problems and even the possibility of death! These plants are not to be messed with.Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Iain kicks things off with a couple of personal tails: 1) his most embarrassing moment of recent years, and 2) his first family holiday that didn’t quite go to plan.But soon we jump into the good stuff and Iain continues talking, but this time about something slightly more paranormal! It’s the spooky true story of The Battle of LA. So many questions are asked, but are any answered? Make up your own mind and let us know what you think about this infamous UFO sighting!Then Jordan takes the reigns, and this week it ain’t some light-hearted lovey list of internet madness, for you see he continues the spooky trend and brings you five creepy stories that have kept him up at night! They might do the same to you (or they might not) but the delicious little bonus two-sentence horror stories added on at the end might just tip you over the edge!So grab your ears and sellotape them to your face to lower wind resistance, because it’s a crazy ride this week!Support us Two Guys for just £3 for 13 Bonus Episodes on PatreonAll the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.comChosic Music:https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Come and Play With Me by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/Serial Killer by John BartmannMusic promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/Creative Commons CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ocean is a vast, unexplored scary place. What could reside in it that we simply haven’t come across yet? Mermaids? A race of crab people? Or a giant (and I mean colossal) sea creature. This week Iain shows us some sounds that have been recorded in some of the deepest and most remote parts of our oceans. But they ain’t just noises; they’re unbelievably loud. So what could have caused these noises? Let’s explore in this weeks episode of Two Guys, What’s Up?And then Jordan brings us back to dry land and gives a lesson on child care. And not just any old tips and tricks, but that of the more reportedly unethical by parents on the internet at large. Are they good tips? Are they actually unethical? You be the judge! As Jordan runs down some of the best he found written and posted by those who discovered them. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on an all-new TGWU - Iain tells us of the fascinating, but maybe lesser known, story of the Aurora UFO crash. Is the proof of alien life buried just 6 feet under? Is the proof… proof enough? Find out this week as Iain reveals all the details! And then Jordan gives us a comprehensive list of things that were taught to us as children, that turned out to be just plain wrong! So if our tongue isn’t split in to five taste sections, what else are they lying about? Was the moon landing fake? Is the Earth flat? Is Santa even real!? Find out all the answers on this scrumptious episode of Iain’s parents’ favourite podcast. Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch All the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh my, it’s Monday again. I guess that can only mean one thing. Another dose of your favourite two guys. This week Iain his a go at redeeming his failures from long ago, and does it by telling us the story of one woman who remembers a life time she lived a couple though and years ago. The story of Dorothy Edey, who remembers her life from ancient Egypt. But she doesn’t just claim it, she proves it! So have a wee listen and let us know, do you think this is an obvious case of past life memories? Or is she just a fantastic magician? … and liar… and incredibly lucky person. Then Jordan one ups his self! Do you remember a long time ago when he told is about the worst cocktails to ever be slid down the bar into the waiting hands of some creeper who would be crazy enough to drink it? Well today, Jordan blows that list out of the water bu telling us ten of the most disgusting drinks period! From poop to … what you’d usually call a sailor, shall we say… its bottoms up and all down the hatch today! So grab a glass and have a listen ‘cos its a wild one!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merchAll the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome! This week the Guys give you all sorts of summer holiday ideas… then dash them all by telling you about how either spooky or (subjectively) bad they truly are.Iain’s got the forest covered with three spooky tails of creepy encounters from hikers and campers, and Jordan gives you the aforementioned list of the strangest destinations that sound good on paper, but may not be worth the money!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merchAll the linktree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.comSteps sound effect: https://www.youtube.com/@everydaycinematicsounds Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The moon landing! A fantastic feat of human engineering and determination… Or it would have been IF IT HAPPENED! Today in this special of The ‘Two Guys Talk About What’s Up Cast’, the Guys ask the important questions; discuss all the points and even bring a couple of new and interesting theories to the conversation. So strap yourself in! Because this episode is on trajectory, straight for the TRUTH!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merchAll the linktree links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gnomes. Pesky little things. But as if they’re not bad enough as they are, imagine if they received their provisional driving licence; passed in record time and then used their newfound mode of transport to torment our children! Well, imagine no more, as Iain provides us the story of six children that encountered such a thing and the tales they had to tell! Then Jordan talks us through some the wackiest Yelp! reviews that have been left for businesses, that just haven’t performed as well as these reviewers would have liked! Let’s hope there’s better reviews coming today for the Two Guys!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merchAll the link tree links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com our Interview on The Fortean News Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1CBLD9vilj8gf5vtuntFax?si=_yA2SCkkSauvJPoD1OSBmA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen to this episode while you can! Download it, save it! Share it with everyone you know before “they” take it down! The truth is out there, people! Planes are not real! Today Iain will guide you through the deceit and tell you all the evidence and reasons for the greatest coverup ever! And then Jordan cools things down, takes us back to reality, and makes us all forget we live in a giant world of lies, by telling us the funniest excuses the internet has used to call in sick at work. How many of these would you try? What’s your weirdest excuses you’ve used for the simple pleasure of a non-sick-sick-day? Let us know at twoguyswhatsup@gmail.comSupport us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merchlinktree for all the links for all your TGWU needsMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on your weekly check in with the Guys! Iain tells us about a séance group that made undeniable, 100% confirmed by science, contact with the other side, with tons of supporting evidence like photos, FBI-approved software, and recordings! Then Jordan gives us all a reason to #stayhomesavelives and cook for ourselves; resisting the temptation of that delivery app has never been made easier for fast food. But it the easiest hard pass when you hear these horror stories of the disgusting things that go in kitchens all around the world, reported by the very people that have worked in them and witnessed it firsthand!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merchlinktree for the links for all your TGWU needsScole experiment documentary Music: https://www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on an action-packed TGWU, Iain tells the story of Lee Brickley, the man who wanted to get the bottom of the skinwalker and through his travels and discoveries, ends up with a concussion, two miles underground. Then Jordan sets all our minds at ease with some of the funniest fails Google’s AI has to offer, from confidently handing out advice on clearly wrong cooking temperatures, to adamantly proclaiming that yes, dogs do indeed give birth baby cows. A few things to stay tuned for: Iain’s wife gives her expert opinion, and your chance to claim a copy of Lee Brickley’s book 'SKINWALKERS: Real encounters with shapeshifters, UFOs and interdimensional beings'  signed by your favourite Two Guys.Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merch Chat to us here - All the links for all your TGWU needs Music: https://www.purple-planet.comLurking Evil by Darren Curtis | https://www.darrencurtismusic.com/Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/Creative Commons CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to a brand new Monday, and with it a brand new check-in with your favourite Two Guys! So what’ve they got in store for us all today? Well! Iain takes us on a guided tour of the infamous Skinwalker Ranch, pointing out the myriad of spooky things that one family experienced when they lived on the ranch for just two short years. And then Jordan counters the horrors by talking us through some of the best ways that receivers of scammers’ dirty attempts at deceiving, have in turn, wasted those dirty scammers time and had utter fools made of them by this who have been contacted via phone whether it be by text, email or the old fashioned call! So join us today, get scared, and have a giggle!Support us Two Guys on Patreon for all your bonus content and merchChat to us HEREMusic: https://www.purple-planet.comhttps://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ skinwalker video for extra infoDay of Chaos by Kevin MacLeod I https://incompetech.com/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/Creative Commons CC BY 3.0https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.