Join Alby, and a host of MK fans, as our return to League 2 is finally confirmed at Burton Albion. Presented by Andrew Macpherson Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

It's our last ever episode. It's unedited. Might be good, might be rubbish. Listen to it, don't. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins, with special guests... Andrew Macpherson, Ross Gallacher, Paul Harris, Daniel Palmer & Colin Butler (eventually) Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

It's our penultimate episode, there's no funny blurb this week, we couldn't care less. We talk about some stuff. Some of it is about football, some of it isn't. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

This week… If you're looking for some light relief after the utter debacle the last couple of weeks were, best look somewhere else, because we can see no positives anywhere. And given the news of the pod's demise, the gloves are fully off. John thinks that the season has been nothing short of a disgrace both on and off the pitch, whereas Tony struggles to remain his usual optimistic self. Spoiler alert, he failed. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

This week... Tony tells us about his illustrious footy career. John struggles to whip up any enthusiasm whatsoever about anything we also look back on a heartbreaking last minute equaliser, and are slightly indifferent about the fan's village. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins. Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

This week We look back on a couple of games where we thought we'd be lucky to get nil, but actually come away with two points. We also look forward to a rare mid-week home game, and there's the usual rubbish that you've come to expect from us. Don't forget to vote for us in the fan of the year thing! Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins. Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

This week... We discuss our favorite Dons' kits, think that David Wheeler's goal celebration is useless, look back to a well deserved point in High Wycombe, and look forward to the Easter weekend. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins. Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

This week... John extends zero sympathy towards Morecambe in their current plight. Tony eyes up a late-night TV hosts job, and being the glory hunters that we are, they both decide that we're not going to High Wycombe this forthcoming weekend. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins. Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

This week… John will broach no argument that Status Quo are better than Queen (which they are!). Tony is very enthusiastic in regards to Stanley’s club house. Special guest Lisa likes Mr Jackson’s love for the fans, and Alby insists on continually bringing the conversation back to actual football. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins, with special guests Lisa Spearman and Andrew Macpherson. Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

This week… We spend more time talking about The Last Of Us, early noughties no-hopers The Automatic and how many steps we’ve done than the actual Cambridge match. But in mitigation, the pod is only half an hour, so knock yourself out. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

This week... If you're in the mood for some cheer amid the unmitigated disaster this season has been, unfortunately you've come to the wrong place, as we don't even try this week. We even have Alby back to lift the mood, but even he cant see any end to this. Sorry about that. There is however some Status Quo for those that like that sort of thing. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins, with special guest Andrew Macpherson Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

This week... John's in the mood for singing, Tony's in the mood for giving up, and Penelope's in the mood for getting Robbo's name wrong. We also look back on the most turgid 180 minutes we can ever recall under the guise of MK Dons, and don't even bother to look forward to a trip to Port Vale, as there's absolutely nothing to look forward to any longer.  Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

This week... We have an absolutely outstanding match report from Lisa, recorded live on location from Hillsborough. If you ever need to find out what it means to be a football supporter, then you need go no further than this. As usual John and Tony try, and fail, to make sense of what happened when we tried to play football against a team who casually put five past us, and to look forward to being outnumbered at home for the first time. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins, with special on the road reporter, Lisa Spearman. Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

This week... We look back on Tony's best mate's return to stadium:mk, and our St Valentine's day massacre at the heads and feet of Bolton. As usual when we're not doing so well, we're inundated with texts, tweets and emails. Which to be quite honest with you, we're beginning to find a tad irritating. Don't just get involved when we lose, fire us a line when we eventually win. Whenever that may be. Come on, up your game. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

Once again we break our own self imposed rule and talk about (or rather don't) a game we weren't actually at. But fear not, as we rhapsodize at great length just how brilliant The Last Of Us is, and look forward to Fawlty Towers making a welcome return. There is some footy talk amid the nonsense, but to be honest, it isn't our best work. But you can't expect good stuff every week. Which is a good job, as you certainly don't get it this week. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

This week... We're so fed up talking about the same old rubbish on the pitch that we spend the majority of this week's episode discussing terrible 80's sitcoms. We also hope that our latest signing from the other Dons doesn't have to come up against an on-call plumber again, and grudgingly mull over our latest defeat. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

This week... Sit back, pour yourself a drink, and enjoy a brand new feature... the SDOWSYC drinking game. On The Buses makes a welcome return, and we wonder how on earth we'll get out of the position we currently find ourselves in. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

This week… Tony tells us the best way to keep warm without turning your heating on. We spend the best part of ten minutes trying to recall the name of the MK basketball team, and if you listen carefully you'll hear us talking about the Lincoln game. But you'll have to listen very carefully indeed where that's concerned. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

If you're suffering from the January blues, then this week's episode may well be one you'd be better off giving a miss, as it's doom and gloom from start to finish. We just can't see an end to the malaise we currently find ourselves in, in actual fact the highlight of the week is some car crash chat.  Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2023

On this week's award deserving episode, we come to the conclusion (pretty quickly it has to be said) that we'll only refer to our new head coach as Mr Jackson, and not the over-familiar 'Jacko'. We also give you our favorite telly, and films of 2022, and decide that making new year resolutions is a bit of a mug's game. However, in a festive break from tradition, we actually spend rather more than half of the pod discussing a game that we actually both watched. Don't worry, we won't do it again. So... it only remains to wish everyone who either downloaded this pile of crap, streamed it, or just had a passing interest an extremely happy new year, and we'll see you in 2023 hopefully. Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins Produced & edited by John Taylor Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings © primary recordings 2022