Stupid Boys Club

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After all our excellent self-therapizing in Season ONE, we finally feel ready to start imparting our new found zen, knowledge, grown-up attitude or whatever you want to call it to you, our lovely audience who, by following us through season one, have clearly demonstrated the requirement for some life guidance from some professional, upstanding adults.Join us as we tick off all the various things you need to 'get' to function as an adult in our lovely society, from dating to crime (pretty much the same thing judging by Toby's record) - we've got the lowdown on how to adult like a mother-fucker. read less
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Episodes

S2 E7 - SPORTS (and don't put garlic in your foof)
05-05-2021
S2 E7 - SPORTS (and don't put garlic in your foof)
'How much do the Stupid Boys know about sport', I hear you ask - well you're about to find out in this VERY special episode all about all the exciting ways people choose to burn calories and make friends that don't involve a dark car park and a bottle of poppers. In this episode we relive our sporting childhoods and our slightly less sporting teen years, figure out what the sexiest sports are, which sports have the naughtiest sounding terminology, which famous sportos have the rudest sounding names, and Toby designs the Gay Olympics - by which we mean he lists a load of puns with no real thought behind teh actual concept.ENJOY. -----------------------------So here we are in season two - who'd have thought three twats like us could actually get our shit together long enough to create something that has SEASONS?!So - to recap, in season one we a) discovered how to make podcasts, the hard way, b) introduced Cookie the demon puppy to the world, or more accurately, to Jonesy's woefully inadequate flat, c) relived all of our most embarrassing childhood moments, teenage faux pas and adult cock-ups and d) emotionally battered poor Toby on a weekly basis.Now, after all our excellent self-therapizing, we finally feel ready to start imparting our new found zen, knowledge, grown-up attitude or whatever you want to call it to you, our lovely audience who, by following us through season one, have clearly demonstrated the requirement for some life guidance from some professional, upstanding adults.Join us as we tick off all the various things you need to 'get' to function as an adult in our lovely society, from dating to crime (pretty much the same thing judging by Toby's record) - we've got the lowdown on how to adult like a mother-fucker.web: https://stupidboysclub.com/insta: @stupidboys.clubOUR OTHER PROJECTS;Marketing 101 (Alex's marketing consultancy/podcast/blog)DJ Toby LawrenceDJ Alex RyanAlex's pirate radio show (8-10am every Tuesday)
S2 E6 - HOPES & DREAMS (and Alex becomes a terrorist)
22-04-2021
S2 E6 - HOPES & DREAMS (and Alex becomes a terrorist)
(shattered) hopes & dreams are something we all have in common, and whether it's a trip to New York, a relationship with an Elephant or a visit to an active warzone, this will be an episode you can ALL relate too. Join us today as we trawl through our bucket lists, run a careers session for Toby, discuss our perfect retirements, and embark on another of our famous guided meditations, helping us all to focus on and achieve our goals. Keep your ears open for a VERY good He-Man joke. -----------------------------So here we are in season two - who'd have thought three twats like us could actually get our shit together long enough to create something that has SEASONS?!So - to recap, in season one we a) discovered how to make podcasts, the hard way, b) introduced Cookie the demon puppy to the world, or more accurately, to Jonesy's woefully inadequate flat, c) relived all of our most embarrassing childhood moments, teenage faux pas and adult cock-ups and d) emotionally battered poor Toby on a weekly basis.Now, after all our excellent self-therapizing, we finally feel ready to start imparting our new found zen, knowledge, grown-up attitude or whatever you want to call it to you, our lovely audience who, by following us through season one, have clearly demonstrated the requirement for some life guidance from some professional, upstanding adults.Join us as we tick off all the various things you need to 'get' to function as an adult in our lovely society, from dating to crime (pretty much the same thing judging by Toby's record) - we've got the lowdown on how to adult like a mother-fucker.web: https://stupidboysclub.com/insta: @stupidboys.clubOUR OTHER PROJECTS;Marketing 101 (Alex's marketing consultancy/podcast/blog)DJ Toby LawrenceDJ Alex RyanAlex's pirate radio show (8-10am every Tuesday)
S2 E5 - EMPLOYMENT (and Alex delivers some constructive criticism)
04-04-2021
S2 E5 - EMPLOYMENT (and Alex delivers some constructive criticism)
In this weeks episode we talk shop! It's employment week at the Stupid Boys Club and we're here to educate.  Join us as we talk about all the various jobs we've had in our dubious pasts, we deliver some coaching on how to give delicate feedback, we learn all about the wages of the world's wackiest jobs, and, of course, Jonesy and Alex interview Toby for a job as the lady that holds the numbers up between boxing rounds. Enjoy!-----------------------------So here we are in season two - who'd have thought three twats like us could actually get our shit together long enough to create something that has SEASONS?!So - to recap, in season one we a) discovered how to make podcasts, the hard way, b) introduced Cookie the demon puppy to the world, or more accurately, to Jonesy's woefully inadequate flat, c) relived all of our most embarrassing childhood moments, teenage faux pas and adult cock-ups and d) emotionally battered poor Toby on a weekly basis.Now, after all our excellent self-therapizing, we finally feel ready to start imparting our new found zen, knowledge, grown-up attitude or whatever you want to call it to you, our lovely audience who, by following us through season one, have clearly demonstrated the requirement for some life guidance from some professional, upstanding adults.Join us as we tick off all the various things you need to 'get' to function as an adult in our lovely society, from dating to crime (pretty much the same thing judging by Toby's record) - we've got the lowdown on how to adult like a mother-fucker.web: https://stupidboysclub.com/insta: @stupidboys.clubOUR OTHER PROJECTS;Marketing 101 (Alex's marketing consultancy/podcast/blog)DJ Toby LawrenceDJ Alex RyanAlex's pirate radio show (8-10am every Tuesday)
S2 E4 - CRIME (and Toby gets stuck in his chair)
19-03-2021
S2 E4 - CRIME (and Toby gets stuck in his chair)
Everyone loves a good bit of crime, but did you know that 98% of Brits have committed a crime unknowingly?! My mother told me that creating this podcast should be made a crime so I suggested that her hairdresser should go to jail. Sorry mum. Join us as we learn about the weird and wonderful crimes and criminals that the world has to offer, discover exactly how criminal we each are on a scale of 1 to 10, we solve a couple of crimes too, of course, and we even get poor Toby to commit a crime, live on the podcast, just for your entertainment. Enjoy!-----------------------------So here we are in season two - who'd have thought three twats like us could actually get our shit together long enough to create something that has SEASONS?!So - to recap, in season one we a) discovered how to make podcasts, the hard way, b) introduced Cookie the demon puppy to the world, or more accurately, to Jonesy's woefully inadequate flat, c) relived all of our most embarrassing childhood moments, teenage faux pas and adult cock-ups and d) emotionally battered poor Toby on a weekly basis.Now, after all our excellent self-therapizing, we finally feel ready to start imparting our new found zen, knowledge, grown-up attitude or whatever you want to call it to you, our lovely audience who, by following us through season one, have clearly demonstrated the requirement for some life guidance from some professional, upstanding adults.Join us as we tick off all the various things you need to 'get' to function as an adult in our lovely society, from dating to crime (pretty much the same thing judging by Toby's record) - we've got the lowdown on how to adult like a mother-fucker.web: https://stupidboysclub.com/insta: @stupidboys.clubOUR OTHER PROJECTS;Marketing 101 (Alex's marketing consultancy/podcast/blog)DJ Toby LawrenceDJ Alex RyanAlex's pirate radio show (8-10am every Tuesday)
S2 E3 - BODY POSITIVITY (and Jonesy's overpriced face)
04-03-2021
S2 E3 - BODY POSITIVITY (and Jonesy's overpriced face)
It's episode 3 and it's ALL about body positivity! DISCLAIMER - let's be honest, this episode will not give you ANY pointers, or make you feel good about anyone's body. It's merely a wonderful excuse for use to all take low blows at each other - one of our favourite pass-times!Join us as we work our way through a wonderful guide to body positivity, including expelling negative thoughts about each other by saying them, going on a calming spiritual meditative journey lead by a fully qualified practitioner..... and an excellent feature that we've called Toby Touches Himself, where we venture further into Toby's body than any man has previously dared.  -----------------------------So here we are in season two - who'd have thought three twats like us could actually get our shit together long enough to create something that has SEASONS?!So - to recap, in season one we a) discovered how to make podcasts, the hard way, b) introduced Cookie the demon puppy to the world, or more accurately, to Jonesy's woefully inadequate flat, c) relived all of our most embarrassing childhood moments, teenage faux pas and adult cock-ups and d) emotionally battered poor Toby on a weekly basis.Now, after all our excellent self-therapizing, we finally feel ready to start imparting our new found zen, knowledge, grown-up attitude or whatever you want to call it to you, our lovely audience who, by following us through season one, have clearly demonstrated the requirement for some life guidance from some professional, upstanding adults.Join us as we tick off all the various things you need to 'get' to function as an adult in our lovely society, from dating to crime (pretty much the same thing judging by Toby's record) - we've got the lowdown on how to adult like a mother-fucker.web: https://stupidboysclub.com/insta: @stupidboys.clubOUR OTHER PROJECTS;Marketing 101 (Alex's marketing consultancy/podcast/blog)DJ Toby LawrenceDJ Alex RyanAlex's pirate radio show (8-10am every Tuesday)
S2 E2 - MANNERS & ETIQUETTE (and the birth of Ms Crank W*nk)
18-02-2021
S2 E2 - MANNERS & ETIQUETTE (and the birth of Ms Crank W*nk)
It's episode two of our whole new educational 'ting' and BRACE YOURSELF my pretties because we're about to get polite on your ass. This deep dive into the murky world of manners and etiquette sees us debating whether manners are nature or nurture (nurture, obviously, we figured it out in 3 seconds...) and talking about all the weird (and incorrect) etiquettes from around the world. We also give Jonesy (a bit of a manners-nazi at the best of time) the opportunity to create his very own mannersfesto, while Toby brings value to the proceedings by eating with his mouth full. Excellent. Enjoy!-----------------------------So here we are in season two - who'd have thought three twats like us could actually get our shit together long enough to create something that has SEASONS?! So - to recap, in season one we a) discovered how to make podcasts, the hard way, b) introduced Cookie the demon puppy to the world, or more accurately, to Jonesy's woefully inadequate flat, c) relived all of our most embarrassing childhood moments, teenage faux pas and adult cock-ups and d) emotionally battered poor Toby on a weekly basis.Now, after all our excellent self-therapizing, we finally feel ready to start emparting our new found zen, knowledge, grown-up attitude or whatever you want to call it to you, our lovely audience who, by following us through season one, have clearly demonstrated the requirement for some life guidance from some professional, upstanding adults. Join us as we tick off all the various things you need to 'get' to function as an adult in our lovely society, from dating to crime (pretty much the same thing judging by Toby's record) - we've got the lowdown on how to adult like a mother-fucker. web: https://stupidboysclub.com/insta: @stupidboys.clubOUR OTHER PROJECTS;Marketing 101 (Alex's marketing consultancy/podcast/blog)DJ Toby LawrenceDJ Alex RyanAlex's pirate radio show (8-10am every Tuesday)
21 - Via De Bum
09-11-2020
21 - Via De Bum
Happy 21st Birthday to us - yes it's ANOTHER birthday episode, not that we do anything to celebrate it of course, that would require MUCH more effort to prepare for than you lot are worth!!! Joking of course, we LOVE you ;)In this episode  we fill you in on our very exciting Halloween celebrations, including Zombie paintball and scary movies,  we brace ourselves for another lockdown and reminisce about the distinct lack of all-you-can-eat buffets that 2020 has brought us... we also fulfil our promise of discussing what we would do with a £10m lottery win. Dishwasher cupboards, obviously....!-----------------------------------This weekly podcast features long-time friends Jonesy, Alex & Toby, 3 "grown-ups" who haven't quite yet figured out how to be adults. Join each week as we discover the art of adulting and 'therapize' times when we really could have done a better job, like childhood embarrassments, teenage cock-ups and adult faux pars.During season one Alex & Toby begin by uncover the incredible amount of precision that Jonesy takes to raise Cookie right and see how well his OCD and spreadsheet-led approach to 'parenthood' really works. As Cookie-based tales dry up, we move onto more embarrassing stories, bizarre games and celebrity interviews.web: https://stupidboysclub.com/insta: @stupidboys.clubcookie insta: @cookiethecavapooukOUR OTHER PROJECTS;Marketing 101 (Alex's marketing consultancy/podcast/blog)DJ Toby LawrenceDJ Alex RyanAlex's pirate radio show (8-10am every Tuesday)