3Down at the Lake, A Boat Drifts to Shore
4Roger's Second Introduction
56Roger's Third IntroductionE
7The Anger of Sheriff Underbite
8Roger's Fourth Introduction
9Oh, The Majesty of Nature
10Roger's Fifth IntroductionE
11How Did That Knife Get in There?
12Roger's Sixth IntroductionE
13Cliched Prison Break Montage
14Roger's Seventh IntroductionE
15Unnecessary Slow-Motion Sex Scene
16Roger's Eighth IntroductionE
17Destructive Fight Scene in a Series of Small Businesses
18Roger's Ninth IntroductionE
19All-Action Chase Scene Finale
20Roger's Tenth Introduction
21Credits Roll as the Audience Ponder Their StomachsE
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