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The Locust

Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs

The Locust

44 SONGS • 37 MINUTES • JUL 31 2012

1
How to Become a Virgin
00:49
2
Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
00:59
3
Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
00:52
4
Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
E
00:36
5
The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
E
00:50
6
Perils of Believing in Round Squares
00:58
7
Flash's Theme
00:57
8
Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
E
00:50
9
Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
00:39
10
Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
00:43
11
Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
00:44
12
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
01:06
13
Flight of the Wounded Locust
02:38
14
Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
00:42
15
Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
00:35
16
This Is Radio Surgery
00:41
17
Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
00:46
18
Sever the Toes
00:54
19
Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
01:00
20
Moth-Eaten Deer Head
E
01:13
21
Brand New Set of Teeth
E
00:38
22
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
E
00:42
23
Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
E
00:47
24
Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)
00:30
25
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
E
00:33
26
Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
00:46
27
Straight from the Horse's Mouth
E
01:12
28
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
00:39
29
Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
01:06
30
Backbones of Jack Asses
E
01:26
31
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
00:38
32
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
00:43
33
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
00:59
34
Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)
E
00:49
35
Kill Roger Hedgecock
00:48
36
Hairspray Suppository
E
00:50
37
Cattle Mutilation
E
00:28
38
Prepare to Qualify
E
00:34
39
Pain Reliever
E
00:30
40
Off by a Long Shot
E
00:43
41
Head Hits Concrete
00:30
42
Ass Gravity
E
00:49
43
Keep Off The Tracks
E
00:37
44
#99
01:20
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