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The Gayest Monkey Lesbian Lover Band with Puking Horses and Widows

Hetero Vagina Giggling Alcohol Drunk Screams Booh

The Gayest Monkey Lesbian Lover Band with Puking Horses and Widows

74 SONGS • 1 HOUR AND 8 MINUTES • SEP 24 2017

1
Banging You Against a Noisy Church Bell (Recovering Bangaholic)
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00:59
2
Barfing Barf on the Barfed Teacher at Barghu School or Whom What Say?
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00:35
3
Basketball Fake Butt with Clay Penises Poking an Amplifier
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00:55
4
Beelzebub’s Napping Time Song Sung by Sleepy Satan (Satanistic Lullaby)
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00:46
5
Best Retarded Screams and Solicited Retard Humble Casting
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00:57
6
Better Gay Manners Taught by Mild Crumbs of Crack and Coke Song Stuffing
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01:02
7
Boobs Hypnotizing Me to Commit Sexual Harassment on My Hammer
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01:09
8
Brutal Flower Kissing Song for True Allergic Blossom Haters
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00:53
9
Burping Together with My Farting Pussycat Song Barfing Stuff
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00:42
10
Butt Hole Butt Crack Butt Bingo Butt Face Butt Fart Butt Cheeks Butt Butt Song Shlong
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00:55
11
Carefully Slamming Crap Subwoofers into Crystal Champagne Glasses
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01:10
12
Chanting Penis Vagina Pussy Nipples Ass Butt Tits Boobs Anal Anus for No Reason
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00:49
13
Children’s Music by a Farting Alarm Clock Is Actually Not Children’s Music
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01:02
14
Choking on the Moist Penis You Drew on Paper This Morning
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00:50
15
Cicada Faggot Crackle with Hetero Ultrasound Resonance
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01:00
16
Collecting Rocks in My Underwear and Shouting I´m Hard in the Pants!
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00:58
17
Counting Cunts by Sticking My Surname and Shouting Shut Up!
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01:09
18
Counting Your Nipples, One Two Three Four… I Must Be Drunk!
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00:48
19
Crack Cocaine Spinning Rubber Bands Around My Nipples Is Cool!
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00:55
20
Crazier Than the Craziest Crazy Person and a Wet Monkey Zebra Song Device
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00:57
21
Crying and Farting Wiz My Vampire Boyfriend Suck My Blood Veins
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00:39
22
Cum Cum Cum Okay Turning Wise with Dripping Yum Yum Song Advertisement
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01:04
23
Cunt and Cunts Instinct Based on Flowing Shame and Facing Turtles
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01:05
24
Cute Laughter by Old Silly Man with Exploding Titties
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00:52
25
Deserving a Butt Kiss Because Peacock Is a Cock with Peas
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00:54
26
Digital Fart Sounds Scares Me During the 80´s Music Hits
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01:02
27
Faculty Fuckers with Impulsive Master Degrees in Solving Stuff
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00:48
28
Falling off the Treadmill While Not Looking at the Leotard Girl in Front of Me
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01:02
29
Farting Operetta with a Drunk Soprano and a Tone-Deaf Contralto
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00:49
30
Frogs Fucked up Ribbit Party with Hooting Owls
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00:36
31
Funny Children’s Music Song by a Silly Laughing Daddy with Animals
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01:22
32
Glass Tinkle at the Gay Mansion Barbershop Creepy Music
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01:05
33
Glossy Lips and a Rainbow Shirt Cheered up the Angry Skinhead
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01:05
34
Gothic Monotonic Laughter and a Two Penises Crucifix
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01:03
35
Goths, Punks, Religious, Atheists, Radicals, Upper Class, Middle Class, Ferrets Make Farting Butt Sounds
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00:51
36
Gun Fire Scared the Shooting Range Owner and His Kidnapper
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00:52
37
Heating My Cold Hands Under Your Skirt, Nothing Else I Promise!
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01:07
38
Hippo Wardrobe Renaissance Hangover Song with Slang
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00:46
39
I´m Fucking Polite with Fucking Humble Manors and Freezing Ass
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01:02
40
Kidnapping Beautiful Girls to Make Sausages for Me During Earth Hour
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00:40
41
Lesbian Thinking While Banging My Fists into Splashing Water with a Dash
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00:46
42
Light Beer Weight Watching on the Treadmill Song Television Assbutt Faker
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01:08
43
Meow Pussy Meow and Fucking Scrap Metal Song Abduction
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00:49
44
Mooing Fucking Loudly with Angry Cows and Badgers or Something
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00:43
45
Moral Wanking Moment at the Sensational Buddhist Temple Chant
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00:40
46
My Masturbation Intentions Were Unclear Until Whispering Alligators Showed Up
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01:06
47
Not Revenge Porn Extortion with Brass Music Soundtrack
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00:58
48
Nuns Staring at a Large Mustang Penis Cock Dick Named Fancy Guy
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00:47
49
Oral Drooling Party at the Dentist’s Dog’s Forsaken Castle
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01:07
50
Playa Del Anus Resort Was Nice but Stinky
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00:57
51
Porn Magazine Stashed Between the Pages of My Biology Book Is Interesting
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00:54
52
Professor Dick Brain Ate Crispy Chips While Vomiting in the River Bank
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00:57
53
Screaming Parents Fuck off Chuckling Squall Funny Man Yes
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00:49
54
Sexual Education by Beer Drinking Cider Fuckers
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00:50
55
Sexy Ex Sexed the Hex with Sex While Sexing It Up
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00:52
56
Shitting in My Chinese Dinner While Reading Kung-Fu Creams out Loud
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00:49
57
Shooting Gay Love Arrows at the Homophobic Rainbow
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01:06
58
Singing Fuck You Several Times over and Fucking over Again (Fuck You Song)
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00:48
59
Smelling Anus Stink Covered the Rotten Corpse Smell in My Tube Top
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01:00
60
Spanking Drums with My Hard Wiener and Splatter Splash on the Crash
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00:59
61
Spitting Teen Virgins with Elastic Ears Are Swabbing Bacterial Samples
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01:07
62
Stupid Annoying Motorcar Jingle with Asian Babes and Murmur
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00:53
63
Synthwave Farting Music by 80´s Poop Blasting Acoustic Guitar
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00:57
64
Thai Girls over Talked My Girlfriend into Doing a Threesome Hand Painting Session
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00:51
65
Thanking Politely with a Huge Fake Boner Salami Under the Spotlight
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00:48
66
The Butt Barf Girls Didn’t Understand My Rattling Sizzle
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01:04
67
The Faulty Gay Club Played Southern Rock n Roll While Serving Hetero Potatoes
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01:04
68
The Gay Fire Alarm Salesman Storming into Salvation
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00:43
69
The G-String on My Guitar Always Makes Me Horny and Vicious
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00:48
70
The Hypnotic Penis Boys Assured Me They Were Heterosexual!
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01:11
71
The Painkiller Machine Had a Switch Saying Oral and Anal…giggles
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00:50
72
The Slut Shield Was a Babe Magnet I Have Tailored Suits and Yelp
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00:50
73
The Vagina Penis Statue in the Toilet Is Actually a Self Portrait of My Feet!
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00:58
74
Understanding Nothing but Nodding Anyways to the Babbling Pornstar
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00:56
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