1A Whispering Asshole Stole My Parents Wine GlassesE
2Absolutely Drunk with Womanhood and Analog Galaxy Maybe Cock!E
3Anxious Butt Staring While Bending over and Suffering from CarrotsE
4Asking My Fiancé’s Last Name with Salad Penis on Our Wedding Day Was a MistakeE
5Baby Singing Gangsta Rap by Cute Farting Adult ToddlerE
6Bacon Cheeks Is Your Mothers Nickname Online, I Am Pork Lover 69! I Also Farted!E
7Bailing out on My Penis While Sexually Frightened by Snowy WeatherE
8Beliebers Sneaking into Justin Anaconda’s Apartment Asking for a Black Eye SongE
9Believing That My Ass Cheeks May Cure Homophobia Is a Hoax! I Am Wax!E
10Capturing Your Hard Boobies When They Fall Of… Oh They Were Grenades? Damn!E
11Complete Vocal Farting Technique by Despicable SingerE
12Confessing My Butt´s Love Feelings for Farts and Pooping (Not Puking)E
13Confidential Spreading of Secret Man Hips in an Urban Texting SquadE
14Doing Your Girlfriend´s Homework While Fingering on Her Sexy Guitar StringsE
15Drumming on Farting Girls Butts with a Spanking New Voodoo Hat!E
16Dry Humping Puppy with Overexcited Fatigue in a Girdle, I Am Dyslexia! Hahahaa!E
17Eavesdropping on Mute Naked Men While Freaking out with Spun Sugar PenisesE
18Far Fetched Lover Boy Farting the Happy Birthday Song Totally WrongE
19Farting in Heaven with Gassy Angels and the Mexican Food GodE
20Farting Religion Chalk Halo Ring, I Love Humid Farting Sounds!E
21Fist Bumping with an Uncool Southern Accent and Stabbed Twice in the ButtE
22Flirting with the Class Clown While Swallowing Germs with a Non Nude ElephantE
23Forgetting My Asshole at the Movie Theater Was a Mistake!E
24Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks Fucker Fuckd Fuck Fuckup SongE
25Happy Birthday Motherfucking Motherfucker!E
26Having Trouble on Holiday with the Silly Satan Farting GangE
27Heavenly Farting by Horny Girls Screaming Moaning and Singing by a Male ChimpanzeeE
28Hey Musician! Exposure Is Equal to Money You Cutie Pie!E
29I Apologize! Apparently Your Mother Is Not a Squeeze Toy!E
30I Dislike Shopping for Porn in the Hardware Store, Can´t Find the Right Stuff!E
31I Pooped in the Barrel of Your Gun While Dating Your Tamed SisterE
32I Showed You My Mega Manboobs! Now It´s Your Turn! (Crickets…)E
33January February March April May June July August September November December Fuck You!E
34Knitting Sexy Warts While Hiking with Greedy Apparel, I Farted!E
35Lettuce Toilet Paper Colored My Ass Green and Made Me HungryE
36Locating That Irritating Fart Smell Source at Schools Sexual Education Lotion BoothE
37Logic Clicking on Spooky Oriental Boobs with a Petrified Vagina ExpressionE
38Loving an Unattractive Mammal on a Sunset Vindaloo Chicken Curry BeachE
39Lying About My Bank Account Number When Winning the Lottery Is Funny!E
40Martial Arts Farting Class Beginners Mistake Poop WipingE
41Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Fuck You!E
42Muting the Porn Channel, So I Can Hear You Puke in the BedroomE
43My Favorite Farting Sounds Hand Selected by ButtE
44My Laughing Belly Button Smells Funny During Aerobics with Puke LessonE
45National Butt Ass Barf Pussy Shit Scat Puke Cute SongE
46Nervously Suspecting Your Confident Teacher´s Insecure Condom CollectionE
47Not Spying on You Changing Your Red Underwear to a Miniature Thong…nope!E
48Noticeable Belt Buckle Dipping in Oily Boobs with Tired HeroesE
49On Laundry Day I Usually Poop My Pants, Because They Will Be Cleaned Afterwards!E
50One Second Penis Push-Ups Earned Respect by Your Upset MommyE
51Padding Your Bra with Rocks as a Birthday Surprise!E
52Pay Attention to Penis Dangling Motion and Religion Thanks!E
53Political Fart Payback Riddle Explosion SongE
54Puking in Resalable Plastic Bags While Looking ImportantE
55Punishing My Butt with Cheese for Farting Too EagerlyE
56Pushing Your Nipples in the Elevator so I Can Go to the Ninth FloorE
57Raising the Stakes by Voice Activated Farting and Santa ClausE
58Remember to Fart Politely When Shaking Hands with the President!E
59Replacing Alcohol with Sour Berries at the Nightclub Made Me Popular!E
60Request, A Manual for Opening Your Stupid Bra with Penis, Thank You!E
61Ripping Your Clothes off for Better Air ConditioningE
62Satanic Moustache Partying at the Steamy Holiday Vacation FerryE
63Scaring Children with Vegetables While Suppressing My Evil LaughterE
64Scooting Happily with Suspecting Aboriginal StripteaseE
65Screaming Girls with Vegetables in Their Pants Are Laughing SilentlyE
66Screaming Respectable Words Towards My Lubricated PalmsE
67Short Temper Asshole with a Toxic Wiggly Wig Declares PeaceE
68Sincere Apologies from My Humble Ass Cheeks!E
69Stripping in the Getaway Car with Violent Bank RobbersE
70Stuffing Pillows with Silicone While Squeezing My Robot TwinsE
71The Cricket Sound on the Phone-Sex Line Annoyed Me (Hang Up!)E
72The Laxatives in My Coffee Got Mixed up with Birth Control Pills (Still Need to Give Birth to Poop)E
73The Nagging Girls Mail Order Bride Online Service Disappointed Me Gladly!E
74Trapped in the Kissing Booth with Smelly Pants and the President!E
75Upgrading My Internet Connection While Mom Interrupts My Online Porn SessionE
76Warming up Frozen Mammoth Poop in My Gloves for Your Birthday!E
77Wok Shit Queer Shopping List on Drugs with a Birthday CardE
78Wrecking My Rental Car into the Funeral Home for Quick ServiceE
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