1A Survey About Farting and Pooping Boob ParalyzersE
2An Attractive Talent Show Host Farts Raisins on the Bored AudienceE
3An Emoji Farting and Pooping on ParenthoodE
4An Envelope Paper Knife Is Not Good for Cutting Poop TurdsE
5Angry Birds Farting Widgets with Mango at My Sidekick´s DiscothequeE
6Barbeque Sauce Dripping from the Butt Is Not a Pretty SightE
7Coconut Oil Pouring over My Firm Buttocks Under a Palm TreeE
8Congratulatory Call from My Butt with Farts for Your BirthdayE
9Electronic Cigarettes with Fart Flavored Tobacco Tastes Like PoopE
10Enhanced First Aid Kit with Fake Poop and a Fart BagE
11Famous Actors and Artists Also Pee, Poop and Fart in the ToiletE
12Fart Phenomenon at My Jet-Set Party Hot Tub with BoobiesE
13Farting a Paperclip Through Pierced Ears with a Butter KnifeE
14Farting and Puking Puke While Watching Rainbow Puppies Give You FeedbackE
15Farting at the Safari with a Smiley Face Tattoo on My Albino ButtE
16Farting at the Spelling Bee Test, While the Jury´s Got DiarrheaE
17Farting Fire Extinguisher Freebies from My Bankruptcy VendorE
18Farting Keyboard Shortcuts on My Laptop Computer While Doing Bossa-Nova RhytmsE
19Farting on the Kindergarten Chalkboard and Absorbing Pee with a SpongeE
20Feminine and Masculine Farts Are Very Similar to Ganja FartingE
21Free Wi-Fi and Butter in the Moustache for HipstersE
22Hyperventilating in a Diarrhea Poop-Bag Is a Bad IdeaE
23I Facepalmed My Butt and Farted out a Squeaking SoundE
24I Fart at Baseball, Football, Soccer and Tennis Games, Because I´m so ExitedE
25I Farted Loudly at My Cancelled and Obsolete Checking’s AccountE
26I Farted on the Fashion Runway, So Guess What´s This Summer´s Biggest TrendE
27I Froze Urine and Poop and Now My Refrigerator Is Filled with Mean PopsiclesE
28I Hilariously Farted on the Body Mass Index at the Bondage DungeonE
29I Made a Freeky Centipede out of Cat Poop and Dog TailsE
30I Pooped in the Urinals While Peeing with Unzipped TrousersE
31I Put Poop into the Blender and It Flew into the Card-Board CeilingE
32I Wrote “Fart Boobies” as My Birthplace on My Tax ReturnE
33Ignore the Snoring and Farting Person on the Train to the Railway StationE
34Kitsch Poop and Farts Are My Favorite Interior Design ItemsE
35Lard and Poop in My Shopping Bag at the Supermarket Grocery ScaleE
36Melodramatic Brochures About Farting in an Airplane´s Luggage RoomE
37My Divorce-Paper Attorney Was Sponsored by Farts and PoopE
38My Pussycat´s Ass Got Jammed in the Grill, So I Used a Spatula to Release ItE
39Pedestrian Nachos Fart at the Red Light District Church for PotheadsE
40Pepper-Sprayed at the Protest for Palming My Farts with RejoiceE
41Photo Shoot Mash-Ups with Different Kinds of Feces and ExcrementE
42Pissing on My Cactus and Drooling on Hamburger PattiesE
43Pompadour Hairstyle and Poop in the Comb-over Hair-GelE
44Poop Flavored Chewing-Gum Was Recommended by My Dentist and GynecologistE
45Poop on the Scatting Sweater, Telling You’re a Bad ParentE
46Post Apocalyptic Fart Influenced by a Polaroid Picture of a VaginaE
47Promotional Vinks for Kinky Bartenders Who Need to Fart at WorkE
48Quirky Exhibition with Poop on Parasols with TitsE
49Refrigerator Filled with Poop-Cakes and Pee-Pee Beer VodkaE
50Routine of a Farting Drama-Queen with Huge TittiesE
51Scatting Optimistic Broth Nasally, While My Health Insurance Policy Gets PrintedE
52Scrutiny on the Vessels of Fart Venture and Poop on the Credit CardE
53Smartphone Shortcuts to Fart Apps Give Me Gonorrhea FlashbacksE
54Softcore Farting Dilemma in State Prison Without Huge BoobsE
55Teammates Slapping Butts with Towels at the Showers After PracticeE
56Terminator of Farting Rayguns with Silly Laser BeamsE
57The Box Office Calendar Was Smudged with Poop, Puke and BarfE
58The Clockwork at the Whorehouse Does Not Work ProperlyE
59The Escaped Cereal Killer Farted in My Serial Bowl This MourningE
60The Selfie Stick for My Belfie Photos Made Me Fart and PukeE
61The Subgenre for Farting Teen Queens at the Beauty PageantE
62Tuning Banjo Strings in a G-Thong Next to a Sexist CutiepieE
63Yodeling at the Airport, Bring the Security Guards on AlertE
64Zodiac Signs Told Me to Fart at the Super Bowl Opening GameE
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