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19 songs (39 minutes) Released on 31 May 2015
1
Did We Ever Catch the Slenderman?
1:26
2
Did We Ever Close the Gamer Gate?
2:44
3
I Think We Should Reboot a Lot More Things
1:37
4
I'm Glad That Everyone Has a Podcast
0:59
5
I Think That the Dress Is White and Gold.
1:40
6
I'm Glad That Our Children Know What Twerking Is
1:23
7
I Think We Need More Spinoffs and Sequels
1:30
8
I Need Origin Stories for Every Movie. Even the Bad Ones. Especially the Bad Ones.
2:56
9
We'll Blame Jennifer Aniston's Pregnancy for Why Families No Longer Talk at the Dinner Table.
2:04
10
When People Come Back from the Dead in Tv and Movies, It Reminds Me That Everyone Can Write.
1:58
11
We're All Clearly Better off for Having Paris Hilton as a Role Model.
1:38
12
I'm Glad That I Have to Openly Like My Body All of the Time or I Am Shaming Myself.
2:41
13
People Complain About the Lack of Hover Boards Despite Not Knowing How Moving Walkways Work.
1:57
14
I Think Everyone Should Be Nicer to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.
0:53
15
See, 1990? Billy Ray Cyrus Wasn't the End of the World.
1:53
16
I'm Glad That There Are Retakes During the Making of Reality Tv.
2:33
17
We All Got Mad at Milli Vanilli and Subsequently Brought Substance and Integrity Back to Music.
3:38
18
I'm Glad That I Can Consult the Internet to Know If Everyone is on Fleek or Not.
4:50
19
I'm Thankful We All Praise Our Own "Game" and Then Complain About the Marginalization of Others.
1:27