Stream music and podcasts FREE on Amazon Music. No credit card required.Listen free 1I Am Such a Hack, A Stupid, Stupid Hack
2Creative Energy Takes Work
3Ask Pretty Girl On a Date
4Day Job (Keeps Me Humble and Hungry)
5Dump Your Stupid Boyfriend, Ok?
6Drugs Are Bad. Don't Be a Druggie, Ok?
7Overwritten Dialogue (Makes Me Cringe)
8Chase Bad Guys. Do What Is Right.
9Girl Dumped Me (And I Feel so Sad)
1011Alcohol Is Bad Stuff. Don't Be Drunk.
1213Small Talk Bores Me Silly
14I'm Gonna Be a Rich Man Someday
1516Open Mic Comedy (Give It a Try!)
1718Are We Just Friends, Or What?
1920Eat At a Restaurant Alone. It's Ok!
21Night Club Too Loud and No Fun
22Podcasts Overtake My Life
23Polyamory Is Bad. Just Kiss One Person.
24I Sing My Phone Number in Lots of My Songs
25You Can't Be Friends With Your Ex-Boyfriend. Sorry.
2627Bullies Are Bad People. Stand Up to Bullies.
28Tortured Artists (Get All the Respect That I Don't Get)
29Get Married. Have a Baby. Settle Down.
30Don't Oversleep (Be On Time)
31It's Silly to Have a Publicist, I Think
32Wedding Speeches Make Me Uncomfortable
33Watch What You Say in Front of Children
3435Your Joke Falls Flat (And I Cringe)
36373839I Am an Outsider Musician
40Movie Trailers Make Me Cry
414243I Don't Dress Nice. I Am Not Stylish.
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