1Whoa, Frankenstein! I Didnlt Program You to Make Out With Boys!
2Let's Fall In Love Over AIM So We Can Fuck When We Meet At Cornerstone.
3It Sure Does Get Lonely Out Here In The Boondocks. Thank God For Cock.
4Call Me Old-fashoined, But I Think Trains Are Kick-ass.
5Girl, Are You Pregnant? It's Not My Fault! You Seduced Me!
6Did You Ever Notice That "Stat" Is "Tats" Backward? Dude, That's So Tribal.
7Cheeseburger Karma 2004: A Jam Odyssey.
8Pssst! Hey, The Lord Is Awesome. Pass It On.
9My Other Car Is A Centaur
10Killing The Wheelchair-Bound As They Exit Church With Missiles Fired From Helicopters Is My Milleu.
11Are You There God? Please Help Me Stop Masturbating.
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