1Hey Goth Girl, Isn't It A Little Hot To Be Wearing Pants?
2A Rhetorical Question: What Do Christian Kids Talk About? (Ex: "God Is Awesome" "Totally!")
3I Don't Lift Weights To Impress The Bitches. I Llift Weights To Knock A Sucka's Teeth Out.
4Three Easy Steps To Digging Up and Reanimating Your Ass, Only To Rock It Into The Ground Once Again.
5You're Fired, You're Fired. Goddamn It, I'm Spike Lee.
6Girl Are You Down With Bacteria? And If so, Would You Like To See The Inside Of Our Van?
7Oh My God. Omigod. Oohhh My God. I Thought Nailguns Had A Safety.
8I'm Pretty Sure I Got My Cat Pregnant.
9They Say The People Elect the Government They Deserve, But I Don't Remember Knife-raping My Retarded Nuns.
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