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The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.


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Summer Loving: (Tent) Erection Disasters, Backstreet Boys and Wardrobe MUST haves!
6d ago
Summer Loving: (Tent) Erection Disasters, Backstreet Boys and Wardrobe MUST haves!
In this lively episode of The Therapy Crouch, hosts Abbey and Peter Crouch continue to take advantage of the gorgeous recent weather and keep the conversations outdoors!Today we are getting you in the mood for your upcoming hot girl/boy summer and are giving some of their top tips on how to make the most of it!From their struggles with camping and tent erections to their favourite summer tunes and holiday plans we have got you covered to turn this summer up to 11. Abbey is also embracing her fashion icon status and giving you all some style tips for how to turn heads in the coming months!In the Agony Abs, we hear from a 20 something singleton who is struggling to get their foot on the dating ladder and the pair have some hilariously blunt advice for someone whose ‘treat them mean keep them keen’ tactics is starting to wear thin. Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!00:00 - Introduction04:42 - Sweat, Botox, and Erection Issues09:31 - Ticket Touting 23:03 - Lonely Hearts Club28:55 - Treat Them Mean Keep Them KeenTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sexy Waiters, Open Relationships and Outrageous Meal Deals: The Therapy Crouch #AMA
30-05-2024
Sexy Waiters, Open Relationships and Outrageous Meal Deals: The Therapy Crouch #AMA
You know what time of week it is! Abbey and Pete are making the most of the recent heatwave and are coming live and direct from the garden, bloody Marys in hand and BBQ on the go, summer is almost upon us!!After some questionable low brow questions last week, Abbey and Peter are trying to bring the podcast out of disrepute and are answering harder hitting questions such as ‘what is your favourite meal deal’ and ‘have you ever considered an open relationship’ - Question Time got nothing on us!Joking aside, Abbey and Pete discuss their bucket list dreams, cosmetic questions and who dropped the L bomb first!00:00 Cosmetic Questions03:03 Open Relationships17:27 Meal Deal Madness21:36 That’s All Folks!Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch #AMA !!!If you want to submit your questions to The Therapy Crouch then hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit Want to take it one step further and get your voice on the pod? Follow the link below!https://www.speakpipe.com/TheTherapyCrouch To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Body Odour Ball Aches, Sword Wielding Orungatans and The Best of The Beatles: Therapy Crouch #AMA
23-05-2024
Body Odour Ball Aches, Sword Wielding Orungatans and The Best of The Beatles: Therapy Crouch #AMA
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey finds herself frustrated at some of the more low brow requests we have been receiving into the podcast, specifically those that relate to some of our BO bandits who she worries we have been giving too much airtime. In an effort to make the podcast more highbrow, Pete fields one of the most thought provoking questions we have had on the podcast to date….and it does not disappoint. We also hear how a typical day in the life of your favourite fairy podmother and podfather pans out when they are not on the school run, and Abbey and Pete answer the age old question of just WHO……is the best Beatle. All this, and much more only on The Therapy Crouch #AMA !!!If you want to submit your questions to The Therapy Crouch then hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit Want to take it one step further and get your voice on the pod? Follow the link below!https://www.speakpipe.com/TheTherapyCrouch To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
“I Want to Enrich my Own Life, No Disrespect” Abbey’s New Venture Announced!
23-04-2024
“I Want to Enrich my Own Life, No Disrespect” Abbey’s New Venture Announced!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey has a VERY special announcement regarding an exciting new career move. After admitting that she needs a little more enrichment in her life than the what she is getting from the lighthearted drivel we chat on the crouch couch, Abbey has launched a new podcast venture - Exhibit A. In this exclusive series, Abbey will be sitting down with some of the most fascinating and inspiring people from all over the world, digging deeper into their lives and getting answers to the questions you wish you could ask. We also put Abbey under her own spotlight, with some quick fire questions that she has used on her own guests, to see how she fares under pressure. And stick around for Agony Abs, where Abbey and Pete are on hand to give some top tips on how to get yourself out of the dreaded doghouse, as well as how to delicately deal with friends whose doggies go do-do on your new cream carpet! 00:00 Intro05:13 Lego Head09:08 Digital Detox 12:24 Pete the Weatherman16:16 Communication, Communication, Communication17:41 Putting the Tit in Titchmarsh19:29 60 Minute Makeover21:18 Weekly Whines25:11 Shardi-P28:25 Exhibit A40:40 Follow Your Dreams42:16 Quickfire Questions48:50 Agony AbTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
“Retired, Filthy Rich, Married to a Toyboy” Abbey’s Retirement Plans Revealed
18-04-2024
“Retired, Filthy Rich, Married to a Toyboy” Abbey’s Retirement Plans Revealed
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are back on couch answering all your weird and wonderful questions! This week, your favourite duo are tackling hard hitting questions such as ‘What are your secrets to a happy marriage?’ ‘Would Pete ever consider management?’ and ‘Would you prefer arms like Mr Tickle or legs like ‘E.T?’We also get a glimpse of Abbey and Peter’s plans post podcasting, and how life will look for the pair as they approach retirement age. And hang around until the end of the podcast when Abbey and Peter give their verdict on whether they would prefer a body of Baywatch but a face off crime watch or the other way round!Enjoy today’s episode of, The Therapy Crouch!If you want to submit your questions to The Therapy Crouch then hit the link below! https://linktw.in/DGsAUnWant to take it one step further and get your voice on the pod? Follow the link below!https://linktw.in/rerArh 00:00 Introduction02:23 Five Finger Frenzy07:39 Awkward Encounters11:07 Crouch Couch12:54 TC on Tour14:29 Buzzcut 16:51 These H*es Aint Loyal22:21 The Karate Kid24:16 Remember My Name26:08 The Elevator PitchTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘You Looked Like Grealish’s Dad’ Abbey and Peter’s Dubai Debrief
16-04-2024
‘You Looked Like Grealish’s Dad’ Abbey and Peter’s Dubai Debrief
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Blighty and giving their full Dubai debrief. In classic Abbey fashion, no time has been wasted and she has got right back on the horse, quite literally by making a rather pony purchase for her and the kids, which Pete has a rather surprising reaction too. We also hear about their recent antics at the waterpark, which Abbey found the courage to brave and we hear just why the big man could not resist that not-so-lazy river! In the weekly whine club, the gang addresses one of our listeners who is beginning to feel revolted by their partners hygiene habits as well as another listener whose Uber rating is driving her round the bend.]Stay tuned for the end where Agony Ab where we have one of our favourite messages this year from an expectant mother who is forced to deal with her nosey, nerdy neighbours….Enjoy this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch!00:00 Intro04:12 Life Aint No Romcom10:07 Lovely, Lazy River16:00 WOOF Day In The Office20:24 Abbey Clancy, Masterchef27:02 TAXI!34:05 Dubai Debrief41:27 Neigh To That45:05 Agony AbTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
BREAKING NEWS: The Therapy Crouch Launches a SECOND Weekly Episode!
11-04-2024
BREAKING NEWS: The Therapy Crouch Launches a SECOND Weekly Episode!
🚨NEW PODCAST ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 Yes guys, it is the moment you have all been waiting for…. The Therapy Crouch 2.0 is officially here!After being inundated with requests to bring you guys a little bit extra Therapy Crouch content every week, Abbey and Peter thought it was only fair to launch a new weekly episode to answer all of your burning questions!Fans of the podcast will already be aware that these are some of Abbey and Pete’s favourite episodes and always throw up some unexpected answers and hilarious outcomes! On our launch episode, we tackle some hard hitting questions such as ‘Favourite liquids to come out your fingers’ ‘Most embarrassing celebrity encounters’ and ‘ideal lift companions’ - who said learning couldn’t be fun?!If you want to submit your questions to The Therapy Crouch then hit the link below! https://linktw.in/DGsAUnWant to take it one step further and get your voice on the pod? Follow the link below!https://linktw.in/rerArh 00:00 Introduction02:23 Five Finger Frenzy07:39 Awkward Encounters11:07 Crouch Couch12:54 TC on Tour14:29 Buzzcut 16:51 These H*es Aint Loyal22:21 The Karate Kid24:16 Remember My Name26:08 The Elevator PitchTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘You’re a Sucker for Punishment’ ASK US ANYTHING: The Holiday Edition
09-04-2024
‘You’re a Sucker for Punishment’ ASK US ANYTHING: The Holiday Edition
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still sunning themselves up on their hols so we have brought you a special extra episode of their ‘Ask Us Anything’ series. These are some of our favourite episodes that we record and for obvious reasons - you guys give us the content!We are answering your burning questions such as; ‘Favourite floor fillers?’ ‘Worst part of a Full English?’ ‘Do you miss the days before kids?’ We also discover a hilarious new game that kept the Therapy Crouch team entertained for hours after the record, so make sure you guys stay tuned to find out the rules!! If you have any questions you would like to submit to Abbey and Pete, then click our submission form below! We also have a voice note option if you would like to have your voice heard on the pod! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edithttps://www.speakpipe.com/TheTherapyCrouch 00:00 Intro 02:08 Scariest Opposition05:22 Favorite Dance Floor Tracks06:45 Age Gaps11:02 Knob Me Do17:41 North v South 21:12 The Situationship21:40 A Not-So-Full English24:58 Career Highlights27:16 House Coat or Dressing Gown?28:42 Maccies v Nandos33:06 Pete’s Third EyeTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Prince, Michael Jackson and U2: Abbey and Pete Talk All Things ICONS
02-04-2024
Prince, Michael Jackson and U2: Abbey and Pete Talk All Things ICONS
This week Abbey and Pete are coming in live and direct from their holibobs in one of their most ICONIC episodes so far. Fresh off the back of one of Peter’s more bruising Airport Ab encounters, Abbey and Pete are making the most of their Therapy Crouch to get some home truths off their chest. After getting stuck right into the weekly whine club, Abbey and Pete decide to discuss their favourite musical icons from the years gone by. The usual suspects get an honourable mention - expect simply rouge and U2 - but their are also some more surprising shouts that you guys may not be expecting so stay tuned!In the Agony Ab section, we hear from a working class lad who is concerned that his ‘bit of posh potty’ is on the verge of bankrupting him as well as a single mother who is feeling the strain of keeping up with the Yummy Mummy’s on the school run. Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!00:00 Introduction07:05 Weekly Whine Club13:50 Bloodsucking, Fun Crushers19:10 Catfished?!23:46 Hinge: AI25:26 It’s Iconic29:11 Michael Jackson35:28 Let’s Hear It For The Girls41:45 Turn Right, Turn Left51:13 Agony AbsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
‘It’s The Best Thing I’ve Ever Watched’ Pete’s New Favourite TV Show REVEALED
26-03-2024
‘It’s The Best Thing I’ve Ever Watched’ Pete’s New Favourite TV Show REVEALED
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are taking a look at some of their favourite romantic movies of all time and debunking some of the myths that these films tell you about finding that fairytale ending! In a wild turn of events, Abbey sets her sights on the nation’s favourite singleton and gives her take on why she got away with a lot more than she would in real life. From the Titanic to the Notebook, there are no films off limits and Abbey and Pete have an hilarious insight for all of them. In the weekly whine club, we hear from a rather ungrateful girlfriend who has been less than impressed with her boyfriend’s recent attempts at DIY as well as our very own chocolate tea hack that is going to change the game forever. Agony Ab is also on hand to give advice to the nation - specifically from those of you who are suffering from slovenly partners and selfish parents who have decided they don’t want to be babysitting your newborn!All this and much more, only on, The Therapy Crouch!00:00 Introduction06:42 Appreciating the Journey08:33 Weekly Whine Club17:11 Best TV Show Ever?!21:10 Movie Myths33:27 Love is Blind37:13 Back to Reality43:43 Agony Abs48:07 Beverly Hillbillies51:04 Content CreatorsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.